Mixture of 50% vaguely remembered game characters, 50% quotes from movies and books. Lover of pets. Hater of bananas.
(He/him)
Redeem yourself. Or if you prefer, avenge yourself. Settle your dispute with Kain. Destroy Him and your brethren. Free their souls and let the wheel of fate churn again. Use your hatred to reave their souls... I can make it possible. Become my Soul Reaver, my angel of death...
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He seems nice.
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Those processing fees add up fast!
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It's hard to overstate his satisfaction.
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I'm in this skeet and I don't like it.
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He thinks he's a Rick.
And every Rick has a vat.
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Who smacked the star wars fan hive with the rage stick?
Is this all lead up to Acolyte?
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Patiently waiting for "Wizard" to come back around the heat death of the universe.
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I feel so rougish.
The walk-up ATM was out of cash, so I sauntered 'round the corner to the drive-through ATM.
It felt vaguely devilish. Which shows much of my normal levels of deviancy.
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(She's so brave! And well behaved!)
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Rebels without a pod.
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Why the hell would they sell to anyone?! They see what happens. Valve's a private company. They're entirely insulated from this nonsense!
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Good grief.
I can't imagine this working. Those poor journalists.
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Well listening to @blankcheck.bsky.social's Millennium Actress episode today reminded me I don't own a copy of it or a few other Satoshi Kon pieces.
So now I do, and I'm broke.
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They'd probably disappear Lower Decks just like they did Final Space
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The only way this Max/D+ cable bundle could be considered a "win" is if the first joint project is a *good* Roger Rabbit 2.
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What's sad is that I almost ate this one. It's just so close.
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It has some bright spots.
The fjords are award-winners.
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Probably got a few miles towards the next trip too!
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They do not speak of him.
They do, however, sing of him in a loop.
...Or so I'm told.
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Boo! Hiss!
I feel for the workers affected.
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Is there a point where it declines so far that the (operating theory of a) pump and dump scheme fails because of that trades restriction?
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I realize I reply to things exponentially more than I post.
I find it easier to engage and hope it's positive.
That said, if I become a stereotypical "reply guy" please let me know so I can take a long walk off a short pier.
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*nervous/frustrated pacing while refreshing intensifies*
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Putthatthingbackwhereitcamefromorsohelpme.mp3
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Please tell me there's no chance this works?
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The people who abused you should never be allowed to dictate your choices. That is easy to say, and very hard to do.
You have suffered trauma. Recovery will take time.
Seek support from those who can help you find your footing.
And do what you want to do, in the time you choose, when you are ready.
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"Oh good, you're back!
Now I can ignore you properly.
Never leave again."
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I don't like this Shawshank Redemption remake unless the money is going to be used to refresh a boat in Mexico.
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I was chatting with my FC last night and several mentioned how they came into the game via @jocat.net's excellent crap guides to FFXIV and we spent a great deal of time gushing over how amazing all his videos are and how they still make us laugh and spark joy.
So thank you sir for growing the cult!
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I'm holding out a pipe dream that they'll pivot to a media focus and make an animated series + movie with Pixar or Illumination or something.
It'll never happen, but I wish it would. The shorts are the best thing they've got going.
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Welcome back! You've been greatly missed and often referenced. :)
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The best comic I have ever read, ever.
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And yet canine candidates are permitted in local elections?! Can we not have them vote for their pupper peers?!
This is an outrage!
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I hate this timeline.
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And the band plays on (the lifeboat)!
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So excited to see you! Welcome!
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A good bloodletting, with leeches, to cast the devil out and balance the humours!
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I've visited both Rapture and Columbia. This won't end well.
There's not even anywhere or even a reason to build a lighthouse!
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Oooo how much do they want for it?
We can pool our loose change.
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But has he observed his limit?
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It is so nice to see the Princess of Genovia's support of labor in practice.
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What absolute bull.
I'm so sorry.
Is this in response/retaliation of the blackout day?
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Excellent choice. Timeless appeal.
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What happened to his forehead? Where did he get the bump?
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giphy.com/gifs/titanic...
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The cat tax is paid and we admire your commitment to community service.
Now, would you kindly inform us as to what game(s) you were playing, please?
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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Perhaps it gives them distance (fire hot out get back) from their target so all their preferred ranged weapons are actually useful?
Not everyone has dark sabers. Or spears.
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I'm not sure I like this band.
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