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Paperback Paradise

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Go to hell if you don’t like books

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Tastefully Thick 🍉's avatar Tastefully Thick 🍉 @tastefullythick.bsky.social
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I can’t read okay!? Please I don’t wanna die

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joe biden’s new dog 🐺🐺🐺's avatar joe biden’s new dog 🐺🐺🐺 @gaywolf.bsky.social
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gladly

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Sean Kelley McKeever's avatar Sean Kelley McKeever @seanmckeever.com
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"Fucking Dante!"

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We need to agree that smart people read books also stupid people do ☺️

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Kitten motherfukin Britches bitches 🤘😸's avatar Kitten motherfukin Britches bitches 🤘😸 @kittenbritches.bsky.social
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So “go to hell in a book bag” would be a good curse for one who doesn’t like books I’d say.

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We have a lot of better things read off a screen than a book and even if you say "Screensare bad for your eyes", we have OLED and AMOLED which care about our vision, so ill go proudly to hell.

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Jackdaw(mcthic)'s avatar Jackdaw(mcthic) @jackdawmcthic.bsky.social
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I like em in theory, where’s that put me? Styx?

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Andrew S.'s avatar Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social
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I would literally have sex with books if it weren’t for the restraining order

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मानस Mānas مانس's avatar मानस Mānas مانس @manas999-9.bsky.social
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already planning to be there on account of all these awful males i will miss the trees dearly while i am there :(

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Aishwarya Srinath PhD's avatar Aishwarya Srinath PhD @ashphd.bsky.social
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Books are so likeable that acquiring them by any means necessary is justified, including violence toward librarians

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But that's where the fun people go! Maybe we need a mediocre place like the one in "The Good Place" and where people can only read the backsides of shampoo ingredients.

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Dude Yumi's avatar Dude Yumi @sshubi.bsky.social
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I don't have the attention span. Thank god for audiobooks.

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Trish Wilko's avatar Trish Wilko @slashwilko.bsky.social
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I like some books, others are a pile of pap...who decides which books get you sent to Hell?

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Mike Wilson's avatar Mike Wilson @trmwbk.bsky.social
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Love books! Just wrapped up the Brojen Earth Trilogy by N.K. Jemisin.

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I fucking hate books. come at me freak

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iKNPV's avatar iKNPV @iknpv.bsky.social
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A bit extreme

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DekkerNSFW (Mostly posts 🔞)'s avatar DekkerNSFW (Mostly posts 🔞) @dekkernsfw.bsky.social
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There's many good reasons for me to go to hell. I'd like to think ADHD isn't one of them :P

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zx's avatar zx @zxsq.bsky.social
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what if i like books but hate reading them my shelves: full my attention span: empty

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Steve Brady's avatar Steve Brady @stevebrady.bsky.social
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Speaking of reading, I read this as "boobs". 👍👍

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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃's avatar 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social
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do they not have books in hell

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Séan Ó Conghaile ᚛ᚄᚕᚅ᚜'s avatar Séan Ó Conghaile ᚛ᚄᚕᚅ᚜ @shaneconneely.bsky.social
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In this how we believe in the religion of the books

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Imagine Skin Dolls's avatar Imagine Skin Dolls @emmajuned.bsky.social
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Can I go to hell anyway? Seems more fun there.

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FnordianSlip 's avatar FnordianSlip @fnordianslip.bsky.social
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I'm taking all my books with me when I go. Like a f'n pharoh.

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Sofia Florina's avatar Sofia Florina @sofiaflorina.bsky.social
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I love my books

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Sersen's avatar Sersen @sersen.bsky.social
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I hope they have an open wifi in hell

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's avatar @autodidan.bsky.social
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I just don't like hardcovers.

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sm23's avatar sm23 @sm23.bsky.social
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This reminded me of the old John Waters meme.

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Jamie Hughes's avatar Jamie Hughes @jimthehumanoid.bsky.social
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A bit harsh.

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DrDucko 🦆's avatar DrDucko 🦆 @drducko.bsky.social
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I refuse to believe hell has no books with the sheer number of amazing authors you'd find there!

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Elizabeth Roderick's avatar Elizabeth Roderick @talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social
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If you don’t like books I will personally eat your liver, you rancid mule

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Slip Slidin' Away's avatar Slip Slidin' Away @liberallibra.bsky.social
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YEAH!

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I went to hell (the paperback)

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