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patrick@partnardy.bsky.social |
need a setting you can enable on your fridge that detects if youre too drunk right before bed and shows you a picture of RoboCop and plays a audio clip of RoboCop saying Do Not Open Another Beer, Citizen. You Will Take Only One Sip before Falling Asleep, Wasting A Can of Beer
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Whim Gruent
@whimgruent.bsky.social
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You have the right to remain passed the fuck out.
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Ace Discourse
@vinceness.bsky.social
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is your refrigerator running?
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes