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patrick
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summoning a huge orb
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567 followers 462 following 2973 posts
dial 1-844-926-7825 (toll free) to hear 30 seconds of something
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patrick
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summoning a huge orb
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patrick
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Take me down to the very nice city Where the city is nice And the nice is city Oh, won’t nice please city home?
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patrick
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need a setting you can enable on your fridge that detects if youre too drunk right before bed and shows you a picture of RoboCop and plays a audio clip of RoboCop saying Do Not Open Another Beer, Citizen. You Will Take Only One Sip before Falling Asleep, Wasting A Can of Beer
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patrick
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I love to drink one more beer
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JLP
@jlp.bsky.social
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Scoundrels? You’d be mad to pay them heed bro
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bad bisque
@badbisque.bsky.social
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petition to replace chris pratt with conner o'malley in all his movies
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patrick
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dealing with some ply chain issues
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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If i was Dracula i wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror
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patrick
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so you're telling me the new uk prime minister is some guy who starms all the time?
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patrick
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just invented project 2026. shits so much better
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patrick
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it’s a Barney rubble in the lorry for those Tory tossers
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patrick
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absolutely incredible guy in the latest swan boy
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patrick
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Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle suck off a horse and Helping Your Uncle Suck Off A Horse
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patrick
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Found the ideal gun for taking care of all the witnesses
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patrick
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Whenever you walk by your router you should point at it and say "thats where my homies from online live"
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patrick
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lol i would enjoy nothing more than to read a hilarious story of rich freaks secretly complaining that the president is completely mentally gone but holy shit olivia nuzzi is such a bad writer i had to bail halfway through
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patrick
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handing your friend a $20 bill with a note on it that says “you aren’t allowed to spend this if you don’t know the actor who played Quarles on Justified.”
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patrick
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hint: the cold hard stuff. greenbacks. simoleons
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patrick
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real money receivers know
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patrick
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dude what did you just call me
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patrick
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they had to shut down the project after all their shape memory alloy and weed went missing
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patrick
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I had a buddy who did some stuff with the canadian space agency and sometimes he’d bring around pieces of a shape memory alloy and we’d get stoned and bend the wire and then heat it with our lighters and it would magically straighten itself back out. Anyway we could totally have self-folding laundry
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patrick
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🎵 Well I’ve never had to knock on wood butt I know someone who has 🎶
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patrick
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enver hoxha: da main boss of "keeping it real"
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patrick
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Why don’t they just build the fireworks out of dogs. Two bird stones
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patrick
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All I have to trade is my lucky $10,000 bill and another slightly less lucky $10,000 bill.
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patrick
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starting a leftist alternative to Wordle so as to avoid giving clicks to the New YorKKK Times, making the first answer “Hoxha” and folding the website hours later after a series of denunciations by the team running Maoist Connections
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patrick
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You’re really getting on here to say a guy who has a magic beanstalk is a dumbass. lol Okay 🙄
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patrick
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got an email from a customer that’s light gray text on white background. new levels of psycho shit
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patrick
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Steam is SHOOTING out of his ears and the condensation is ruining the ornately patterned denim muumuu he’s wearing
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patrick
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Cool forces. Are they countervailing?
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patrick
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photo surfaces of RFK Jr. in Dagobah swamp biting into roasted yoda
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patrick
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Skirmish of Marksmen: Champion Battle
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patrick
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Top 3 of 2024 1. Balatro 2. Slay The Spire 3. Nicotine Pouches
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strong robot
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i mainly judge days on how halcyon they are
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patrick
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once again I have failed to win the weekly hospice toonie draw
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patrick
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You snitch-tagged a joke post to a big account who didn’t even throw you a courtesy fave. You cosplay as a communist online while caping for Joe Biden and designing surveillance tech for Wal-Mart. You’re jacking off because I was dumb enough to engage. You are less than dirt. Fuck off, loser
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patrick
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“I don’t suck my own dick for less than $10,000 a day”- The Self-Respecting Self-Sucker
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patrick
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Tomorrow is Pony Thursday
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patrick
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I wish for a thousand wish Wednesdays. And a freakin pony!!
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patrick
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Social media website where you can’t paste text. You wanna flood my shit with AI slop you can retype it your damn self.
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patrick
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great new bug in twitter app where every time a video ends it immediately autoplays the “a delicious chocolate mousse for me” video. dont fix it!!!
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patrick
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every 90 days you need to tell your password “We’re Are Never Getting Back Together”
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patrick
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Sausage Dip For Breakfast
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patrick
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did he explicitly say he wasn’t having a bbq? that would make me think he was having a bbq
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the thing noticer
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yep it's a real who zoo
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patrick
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guy 1 (basically just about to ask other guy if he wants to come to his bbq): got any plans tonight? guy 2: yes - I am going to go online where I have been pretending to be taylor swift talking about computer network stuff for 10 years to scold people about voting. guy 1: I am not having a bbq
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patrick
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go and to bed now
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patrick
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Stop making posts telling everyone to vote for Joe Biden! I’m not from there and my doctor says I’m an inveterate people pleaser and I’m getting heavy anxiety from not being able to cast a vote for this guy you keep talking about! It’s making my head AND my tummy hurt! Be more CONSIDERATE
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