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Patrick Sponaugle (Sponaugle Prime)

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You can also find me (for now) on Twitter at patman23. I talk a lot about Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire, but I try not to be too hardcore about that. Oh yeah, number 023 in the Westerosi Bar Association, despite not being a lawyer, baby.


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Well. Now you're bragging.

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It's completely fair. I attack so many of the Godrick soldiers when they're unawares, it's just karma getting me.

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Terra, I'm rooting for someone to pick up the Hammer of Thor on Thursday and accept the adventure of a Terra-inclusive weekend plan.

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(I have to be careful about sight seeing. One time, I had my telescope out, entranced by some distant feature, and a giant bat swooped down to attack me.)

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There are huge monolithic remnants of some past age, ruins so large they're essentially terrain features. I was working my way along one of these fallen structures, and in the distance, a pack of wolves were just running around, playing. I pulled my telescope out and watched them a bit.

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Elden Ring: I've been talking some about my flailing adventures, but I should also be talking about how beautiful the game is, and how tantalizing the horizon is in the game. Everything looks amazing, and in every direction there's something cool that I want to visit (but can't get near - yet.)

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Solid recommendation. That series had my favorite quote (which I'm sure that I'm paraphrasing, poorly) "Murder doesn't solve anything, but it gets people out of your hair and gives you some time to think."

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I'll keep that in mind!

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Yeah, the guy at the bridge killed me at night, and he was known as the Night Guard.

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(#HotD) I'm surprised that no one gave me a hard time about calling Jacaerys (sorry for the bad spelling) a bastard in yesterday's thread. King Viserys: I'd have your tongue for that, but literally no one pays attention to your skeets.

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- Soldier of Godrick armor, but the other SoGs just know that I'm not one of them. I'm probably too handsome.

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- practicing until I figure out the secret. Soldier of Godrick: I was wondering what all that business was. Me: I tried so hard to snipe you. I'm up to level 18 now. I suppose I need to start checking out the area past Stormgate. Oh, I traded my axe for a sword, and I'm totally kitted out in -

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I managed to run from it, and I'm glad I did because it was all tentacle and teeth. It's definitely serving the purpose of "You're not supposed to go past here, newbie" I picked up a bow from another merchant (at the south end of the beaches) and I'm now out of arrows. I'll just have to keep -

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- not pleasant. I ended up getting some rotting sickness or something because of the gross conditions, and then this red-glowing guy attacked me and clobbered me. In the east, I ran into one of the tentacle balls that's by the western beach, and to my displeasure, it detected me looking at it.

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- I'd left the tutorial area. The description for the stonesword key was something like "needed to open up imp-sealed statues" or something like that. Imps! I guess I have to figure out how to raid their caves. At various times, I ended up down in the river going under the southern bridge. It's -

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- associated with a bandit camp south east of the gate ruins. It did not go well. I haven't returned to the north of the storm gate yet, but I can do that anytime thanks to grace teleporting. I found a stonesword key up there, but that wasn't enough to operate this statue that I'd found right when -

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- the imp-haunted cave that's roughly to the west of the the wolf-haunted cave. And I found another imp-ingested cave in the east, when I was trying to figure a way to get past the bridge to the south. I'm so scared of those caves. I tried to take on this one mounted guy, who seems to be -

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- components from the two campfires there, and I don't have to murder everyone. I need to see if I can increase my fire pot containers. I've run across two or three references to Godrick - it sounds like he's a monster boss I'm destined to take out. I still haven't been brave enough to explore -

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Elden Ring Update: I managed to defeat all the Soldiers of Godrick in the ruins just south of Stormgate. I saved the one heavily armored guy for last, and I threw firebombs at him and lets my ghostly direwolves engage with him. which worked. Whew. I can now reliably get the smoldering butterfly -

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Connections Puzzle #395 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ

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There is a bridge to the south east that’s patrolled by a mounted dude. Through misadventure, I got under the bridge and it was a rough time.

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Elden Ring: I finally got past the giant in the Stormgate and found the grace marker on the other side (this will help me fast travel back and forth) I found several locations for the smoldering butterflies, some very dangerous. But I should be able to harvest these fire-pot bomb making materials.

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Actually, we have been uruks this whole time.

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Elden Ring update: Those fire bombs work pretty well. Also: I am not good at archery.

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Hooray!

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Good to know! I've thrown some early points into strength and dexterity, because I picked up a flail but wasn't dexterous enough to equip it.

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🎡 Who are The Warriors? I want them. Alive if possible. If not... wasted! 🎡

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Alicent would probably be wise to the fact that Aegon took flight soon after he complained that he was being left out of things and when she told him that he was only good for nothing. So she should know that there wasn't a plan for Aegon to be there.

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- that there are three targetable areas, two knees and the body. (I think.) Trying to eyeball these guys was a reason I bought a telescope from the guy in the church.

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Gatefront Ruins, yeah. There's a very suave and dangerous looking armored dude there, and some of the regular men-at-arms have dogs. I'll need the assist. I'm still annoyed by that giant past the Stormgate. Will there ever be a time that I can kill these guys? I noticed when I autotarget them -

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AH!!!! I was wondering what the white gate symbol was. Either the witch or the text when I was granted the summoning was making some oblique references to "ash" so I thought that might be a thing. Thanks for the heads up, I'll try this out soon.

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This is excellent. Thank you.

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Stay cool! Stay safe.

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I hope that you get power back soon, and I'm glad that you're keeping your devices charged.

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I am extremely happy for you! I hope that you have a wild, great time.

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(#HotD) - account would probably end up being the "official" account. Aemond: Oh, Aegon and I planned to trap one of Rhaenyra's dragons. It's terrible what Meleys, that monster, did to Sunfyre and His Grace.

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(#HotD) - just as accidental that Aegon showed up at the battle, spurred by Alicent's harsh words that were not intended to goad him onto his dragon, as Aemond losing control of Vhagar in Season 1. Aemond took advantage of an opportunity that happened unexpectedly. I do appreciate that the book -

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(#HotD) Also, I'm pleased that people were happy that Aemond did some intentional skullduggery. I didn't mind the Vhagar/Arrax thing, or Alicent misunderstanding Viserys, but I think it all makes for a better story. (Shakespeare would probably agree.) But, and this is not a complaint - it was -

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(#HotD) As usual, there are weird anachronistic time things happening on the show, to make it work, and I have absolutely no complaints. It is what it is. (I'm just glad that no one is complaining about it, or at least I haven't noticed. Maybe people only complain on Twitter, which I now avoid.)

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(#HotD) Kudos on the framers of the next week preview, and I'm not even going to say why I'm giving them kudos. Thumbs up to Lord Darklyn of Duskendale, who had 20 seconds of screentime, and I liked that guy. Ser Criston Cole: You only liked him because I killed him. Me: That probably helps.

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(HotD) No one knocks on doors in the Red Keep. People are forever barging into the Queen Dowager's apartments. Ser Criston Cole: Wait, is that a euphemism? I'm out in the trenches right now. Me: Is THAT a euphemism? Cole: I must admit, I'm not even sure what 'euphemism" is.

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(#HotD) All of my fave and/or important bastards got some screentime. Alyn getting some grace that Jon wasn't going to get (the only thing Cat did wrong) Alys Rivers, that human-formed barn owl, getting witchy with Daemon, and Jaecerys getting the ASOIAF lowdown from mom. All good stuff.

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(#HotD) - war effort by taking Meleys into the field. Did she and Corlys work things out (mostly, Corlys ... Rhaenys was being very gracious about Alyn) before her last flight? Is Corlys going to be feeling guilty if they didn't resolve the matter? Look, I just like all that stuff.

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(#HotD) People will probably be critical of the Alyn/Corlys/Rhaenys scene because, you know, no one can be patient about new characters - but I think there's stuff to chew about, that Corlys and Rhaenys has this tension (most of it Corlys-driven) rigth before Rhaenys agrees to ratchet up the -

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(#HotD) So I was not that surprised, even as a book reader, thanks to all the wink wink nudge nudge from people with advance screener. Septa Unella: Shame! Shame!

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(#HotD) - into telegraphing Aemond taking advantage of the aerial dragon scrum to burninate Aegon. I remember noting all of the episode 3 reviewers dancing around this, because I knew Rooks Rest was coming up, and the F&B account has Aegon and Aemond allegedly working in concert to trap Rhaenys.

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(#HotD) I'm not too mad at the reviewers and explainers who received early access to these first 4 episodes - no one spoiled the death of the Team Black member, but there was so much "pretty BOLD of Aegon to humiliate his brother with the LARGEST DRAGON" commentary. I felt it really did teeter -

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Okay, #HotD - what an episode! Big dragon battle, in full daylight. Over a pretty large army of Rosby, Stokeworth, and Darklyn auxiliaries of the Crown's troops.

The episode overall reminded me of Hardhome, which had a bunch of intrigue-building talky scenes on the front end and BAM on the back end

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