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Cakes

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Just a Midwestern oaf


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Bazinga

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My grandma made a fire rhubarb custard pie

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Waaaaayyyy ahead of you brother

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Oh thanks for the side quest.

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My wife has it and I love cilantro. We make it work

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Fuck thats what i should have made

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No one wants to watch an hour of that crap, give him 15 with commercials and we can go about our day

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Yeah i saw that too and thought hell yeah

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Wait until you read The Doors

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My wife singing “sand, stain and seal it” like Stevie Wonder😍

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I could get down with that. I like anise

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Ok ill bite whats a Moxie?

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Oh i have an idea.

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Ruthkanda forever✊

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Lol sucks to suck

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Hell yeah, get their asses. Johnny Rotten fucking sucks

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This infuriates me. Rabies is some scary shit

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Jesus Christ the vibes are weird right now.

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Lets get some fun facts👏👏👏

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This sparks joy in my heart of hearts

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Works for me, I like you guys

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Paramilitary death squads have become expensive since the pandemic

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Haha what in the fuck is a delta male? A normal guy?

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This looks like a slaughterhouse. I dont like it

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Brian Wilson’s Beach Boys. Mike Love sucks

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The supreme court is going to make them a bonus when Death Race 2000 is challenged

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Im so looking forward to celebrating Disco Demolition night. I work with so many Sox fans.

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True grit🐈🐈‍⬛

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It was that bad huh?

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They have ghosts in their blood why else would it go Oooooooooooooooooooooooo?

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Haha an embarrassment of Cubertrucks is an uncontrollable fire waiting to happen

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Thats funny because ive seen alot of smoke about the tradwife to single mother pipeline.

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Debate must be going great

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Thats awesome. MeTV is doing the lord’s work

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Fucking gorgeous

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Is that the show that the guy from WGN was doing with all the old cartoons?

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Hahaha why didn’t Clarence Thomas deliver this opinion?

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Certified banger. That looks delicious

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Haha I personally think Viacom paid for alot of that campaign.

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I hope theres a doctor at the 11th hole. Yikes

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This is why we’re back to back World War Champs

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Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. Results showed that close to half of the participants secured housing, and nearly $600K saved in public service costs due to fewer ER visits & jail stays. They also saw improved mental health.

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Im just saying, Why are we giving this guy a platform?

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Me when i discovered that the previous owners left the washer and dryer.

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That guy looks like a dweeb on the newspaper that blackmails the cheerleader into a date.

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