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Paul Heard

@paulheardartist.bsky.social

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Wildlife artist. Love music, nature and being grumpy. Not keen on tories, trumpies or right-wingers in general. I also prefer sci-fi to fantasy but eat both happily enough. Dutch and British citizen. Thinks everyone should pay their tax.


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I wouldn't hold your breath. 0-5 would be feel good, more likely to be 0-8.

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That piece of shit has never had any dignity, life as a grifter will always lead you to over-exposure followed by jail.

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Kidding right? www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdrp...

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Jon Pertwee you mean? Shirley?

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Last wish: England only lose by three goals 🤞🤞🤞 on Sunday.

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The referee decisions on the run up to that winning goal will be discussed in Sport History classes for years to come. "Discuss: why did 2024 FIFA management end up in jail?"

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It was a masterclass in how to get hammered by Spain on Sunday.

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England are going to get absolutely thrashed by Spain. I predict 8-0, with 2 England sending offs.

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I'm pissed off for Holland tonight. There were some very dodgy referee decisions on the run up to that last goal. VERY dodgy.

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English half of me: Spain are going to rip us a new one, Dutch half of me: I'm going to get hated at work tomorrow and it was NOT my fault. The best team lost because FIFA didn't want them.

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English half of me: YAAY!!!, Dutch half of me: Disgusting FIFA referee decisions on the run-up to that goal. Spain vs England is what they wanted - at any cost.

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I spent ages trying to like InDesign. Failed.

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My kid has a jacket like that. 3 girls at the pedestrian crossing yesterday 1: "Hi Pirate", 2: "yeah, hi pirate", 3: "you look so cool". ❤️I love my kid.

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One to miss.

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We had a delicious meal at the restaurant with the golden arches tonight. Warm canines for half-time refreshment and blobs of marshmallow covered in chocolate on a bed of stale waffle for sweet treats, sprinkled in orange sprinkles which is a Dutch seasonal thing.

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They look great!

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We know a song about that don't we children? www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlF1...

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English half of me: YAAY!!!, Dutch half of me: that was no penalty.

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I love this album. I have it on vinyl, it's so beautiful to look at and handle and the music is sublime. Letting Go is my personal favourite.

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Dutch half of me: YAAY!!!, English half of me: 8 minutes of dirge and then this?

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Beautiful work and a beautiful pair of scissors.

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Nope. Quit it nearly a year ago, Lou Lou or Colin got me a code and I was straight off, account deleted. I miss Glooface tho.

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Looks like every other new car.

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I used to drive past Russ Abbott's local to go to the pub owned by Rod Stewart, who incidentally was neither a rod or born in the 1600's.

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What I mean is that nothing Russia says is important anymore, they just need to STFU and get arrested.

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Full of beans is one of ours in Britain. It started in Victorian times and originally referred to horses being fed on beans, which made then lively, skittish and faster.

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Who gives a fuck what Russia says?

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I know the Biden administration has had a ton of stuff to deal with since 2020 but they haven't done enough. In the following 4 years (so long as the rapist doesn't win) they need to get the courts back to normal so justice can be done and law prevails. = end of the GOP, all in jail.

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Vote against vile and campaign for change if you win.

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UK was also gerrymandered to f*ck but it didn't make any difference because the obvious corruption and stinking vileness of the right in the UK turned everyone off. It's worse in the US but still the rapist could win. WTF is going on?

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"Common people" can vote and we can vote for change. I know the Democrats had a mountain of shit to clear up after pedo but his grubby hands on the courts should have been way higher on their list.

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Oh, you are so wrong. This new Labour government are coming out swinging.

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I'm so proud of my country of birth that they have finally kicked the tories out of power, and simultaneously pissed off with them that it has taken so long. The reports I'm hearing about the new Labour govt's actions in the last few days swell my chest with pride. 'Ave 'em! France are also heroes.

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It's not normal.

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Agreed. Europe is bravely fighting back with UK and France results this moth. Totally creeped out seeing Modi in Moscow this week at the same time as Orban is in China.

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Scotus should be 20 people by now ffs, you've had 4 years! Drown those creepos with proper judges.

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The war won't be in America (unless it's civil), it's our arses on the line. My kids.

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Watching the US through our fingers here in Europe. HOW? How did you end up with this situation where obvious and almost ubiquitous corruption stemming from Trump's time as president is still there running up to the next election? You've had 4 years to wipe these guys out, grow some and sort it.

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It's fully planned.

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So, we'll be playing Spain in the final. By "we" I mean England or the Netherlands, my two passports. Do I care which one wins? Yes and no. Yes because I want the Netherlands to win because I'll get less stick at work next day and No because neither side will beat Spain.

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It's been going on for years, brexit was one of their most successful attacks. Where is banks and muttley now anyway?

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lol "print-screened it" I should say. Can't see me dragging ink across a sheet for this grumpy nonsense.

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This was the report, but they've changed the wording now. Wish I'd have screen-printed it. www.bbc.com/news/article...

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The BBC News called the election a "coup" in one of their reports the other day. It's disturbing.

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It's great to see these stories coming in after so many years of misery. It's so positive and refreshing. Let's hope this sanity spreads through the rest of the world. One thing I would say is Labour needs to step on BBC News and stop them trying to spoil everything.

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It's now fizzled out to light rain, but there's a big chunk of nasty following it up.

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Ahh, so that explains this guy then. www.youtube.com/shorts/IJTHk...

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Just watching it on the radar, it's headed straight for Groningen, might have to get the garden chairs into the shed.

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And yet the bridge over a small river on my way to work in the Netherlands has a solar powered pump that pumps water from the river onto the surface of the road whenever the sun shines to keep it cool. It's not difficult or even expensive.

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