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Paul William Dawkins aka Sheep's Clothing Media

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Movie writer, director, composer, editor, mega-dilettante (pejorative). My short films: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbZdssvx_jI
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Sydney, Australia. Lover of things horror/sci-fi/cult/good/bad.
I survived watching Highlander 2.


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Now there's an outfit you could set your watch to!

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I was trying to place that one! He's amazing in it.

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Oh, I have too. Really love to watch a swing for the fences rather than some mediocre nothing film. I remember at the time it really had a bit of bite to it. But it just felt like the ending meandered out without a proper resolution, and I can almost hear the self-convincing of Beatty and Co.

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I really liked this one at the cinema back in the day - but I do recall it had a truly pretentious cop-out ending.

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There's one person the Dems could have fielded who would have had the wit, charisma, rizz, looks, command of English, and gravitas to win that debate. It's someone who could have done it blindfolded. You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

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Valid, but have you considered that some of us believe in decay's right to degrade cells?

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In the same way you could say that the debate against the surrounds of Java went after Krakatoa exploded, for sure.

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That much pineapple?! Wars have begun that way, Mr. Cargill!

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I'd play a cover of 'Hey Man, Nice Shot' for 24 hours straight.

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You know the planet Jupiter? Well, not quite as big as that, but like, at least 9/10ths.

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What most punters aren't aware of is Biden's encounter with a paid Dracula just prior - he'll be back, as both Commander In Chief and Creature Of The Night. I believe this will give him a bump in the polls once the public gets used to having an undead Dracula In Chief. I mean, worked for Ford.

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Why didn't Biden use his final statement to announce a unilateral ruling that Firefly will be brought back for a guaranteed 5 seasons under penalty of torture?

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Yes, but those haircuts! You could set your watch to them. And don't even start me on the suits! Chef's kiss! Also I've seen better debate moderation in a stand-up drunken bar fight about which version of Bewitched's Darrin was better.

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Oh now Ukraine is Biden's fault? Interesting.

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I saw Caddyshack once on television, so that part really spoke to me.

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This is the 9/11 of Challenger disasters.

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Let me be the first to say that Goat have mercy, because we're going to have Trump 2.0, and it will be the worst thing ever, 'cause Biden's just not effective tonight. He sounds like he ate a full ashtray. Also, what IS the air pressure out there- and I'm not talking about Trump's trouser emissions.

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For the love of all that's holy, can someone give Biden a cough lozenge? Also, this is so damn sad - my late father talked like this at end stage Parkinson's. Like, exactly like this. I mean, Trump is just spewing lies but confidently. And the problem is, no-one will remember that. Just Biden...

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"Do Not Resuscitate" tattoos can be highly useful in a number of circumstances, but it does turn out that you cannot go around forcing random people to get them on their faces. It's frowned upon (I think - it's hard to see if there's a frown under the tattoo ink)

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The Dark Knight Rises, surely, is viewed as camp now - I mean, Bane is campy *as hell* (fun, too, but that's beside the point).

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I had someone offer to buy my organs, but on further checking it was someone I knew from high school, so it's fine.

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Can't believe they called the Paris river shark movie "Under Paris", when "Sharks In-Seine!" was right there for the taking.

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We are about to see self-ownage on a level unprecedented in human history, as the Bruce Lehrmann Carnival Of Suck reopens for business.
www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05...

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Harsh, but fair!

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Zuma seems to have the slipperiness of a Trump in terms of dodging accountability for his amazingly obviously criminality...

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No kidding. What amazes me is that, as an Australian living in Australia, even I am fully conversant with the Hill and Ford cases. Still can't believe things turned out the way they did, or rather, sadly - I can.

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[Trump's 1st day of prison] 'We love shivs, don't we folks? And wine. People are saying it more and more. Wine from the toilet, disgusting, but it's the best, I've made it the best, under Sleepy Joe the toilets didn't work, did they folks? Now we make the best wine. And shivs...'

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34 counts?! In THIS economy?!

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Zing! I felt even worse for them that they were unable to get out of Jury Duty.

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I'm not sure the replacement Challengers poster is much better than the recent one. What this has to do with tennis is anyone's guess.

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Someone say "bear"?

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The thing about Police Academy films is, astonishingly, they get better with every sequel. Just when you think they can't reach higher, BOOM! You get Assignment Miami Beach. And of course, with Mission To Moscow, they went out on an artistic & commercial high. Bravo- what a ride!

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Could be worse. Could be Highlander 2: The Quickening.

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Vroom vroom! Here comes the Filthmobile!

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A serial killer whale swims into a self help group, and begs: stop me before I krill again.

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New Assistant: On to the air ducts? Obviously, with the technology we use elsewhere onboard, a good, clean easy-seal square or rectangular hatch, with a smooth hydraulic action will be best here. Well lit, too. Nostromo Designer: tell that sewer and meat grinder guy to come in here on your way out.

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Defenestration is a lovely name for a girl.

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That's a deep cut!

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No kidding, this is quite the drawn-out rollercoaster.

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Film challenge - choose one out of the following two:

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Maura, I think it's clear that you trip into things and break toes because of the Woke Mind Virus(tm). It's all there in my upcoming book "Why Women Trip Into Things And Break Their Toes - And That's Just The Tip Of The Wokeburg", by Dr Paul William Dawkins, M.D.* (* pending on court findings)

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Working accelerators are woke.

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This alien erasure will not stand (they sit).

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I am not convinced of the validity of his religious credentials.

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Trump's stock pump n dump is an interesting way to allow "loans" to him without making loans to him. Why else would large investors be pissing money up against the wall on a junk stock? Little wonder trading was halted in minutes on "Bigly Meedja Company And Normil Size Hands LLC".

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I'm not getting in the pocket of Big Pronoun, that's for sure.

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Now you can't eat a leg because of woke.

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One of the saddest things about Jonestown was that someone nearly turned down the grape Flavor Aid as they were watching their calories, but didn't, because they didn't want to seem rude at the time, probably. Really makes you think.

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Hey, you found my truck! It was stolen by some shidhead!

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