H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social

I have performed labor inside many a foam ‘n’ desperation McMansion. This is what those kitchens look like. If you can find the fridge, it contains six bottles of Dasani and a tomato. The tomato is discarded weekly and a new one manifests. The human heads are in the garage fridge.

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