H. Houlahan

Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

the absolute funniest shit about CNN being like "we can't fact check Trump its not what we do" is that after the Rice Truck Debacle incident with my family they were in my inbox(and those of others) running various fact checks and clarifications on that absolutely zero significance event for DAYS

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

New freak type just dropped

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

Beaver, only because we giggle like loons when the Beaver Police drive by If they ever pull us over it’s gonna be

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

They are now bred in commercial quantities specifically for export via “rescue” to the US, Canada, and I presume Europe Colleague now living in Turkish countryside lives next door to a kennel that is doing quite well at the supply end of this grift.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Bud, I don’t even know what to make of the goldens saved from being et by the heathen natives in wait for it you ready? no you are not though here we go TURKEY

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

I guess that’s where we have to draw the line now and it sure sucks.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

RK is like Walmart, TSC, and a gun show had a meth-fueled 3-way by the burn pit in a tornado-ravaged trailer park. RK is the ugly baby with a loaded diaper that issues from that unclean congress. Their feed is dirt-cheap. The employees give off a uniform work-release vibe.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

And the two local family-owned feed dealers that are left hereabouts are not exactly bastions of progressive values. I go with the one that doesn’t short-weight the bags by 20%, but did give me covid because vaccine deniers (who sell animal vaccines, huh).

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

Aside from hints in the product offerings (t-shirt slogans, etc.) they do a fundraiser thing where any *Christian church* can sign up. They are very specific.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

They appear to be all-in on christofascism because they LIKE it, as opposed to TSC being spineless shitweasels. FML.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

My friend was telling me about her nephew’s ocelot and I was equally alarmed and excited but no, an axolotl. Also a 10/10 animal but not same.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

You will recall the comic travesty of the scores of purebred French bulldogs, bought in Korea and imported at great expense, “saved from the meat trade they were bred for give us munneez we r weskyoo herows!” They were all wearing fashionable little sweaters. Americans are dumb as rocks. Jaysus.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

More than one person has asked me to take a pet pig that is nasty, grew to 200#, is miserable, lonely, destructive, screaming, escapes its tiny pen to run amok, is DANGEROUS. Yes, I will take it, worm it, feed it clean for a month, and smoke my own bacon. NO NOT THAT WAY! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

Americans will gasp in horror so hard their bacon-topped crispy pork skins lodge in their tracheas at the idea of butchering a potbelly pig. BUT IZ PET! Bub, it’s a 150# slab of pork, why do you care what BREED it is?

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

Bats. They get it from bats.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

It’s more a hippie delusion, but includes tradwife gingham cosplay fake homesteaders as well, some sov cit types, real grab bag of fuckwittery. Know who keeps their dogs vaxxed? Crusty ol’ coon hunters, go figure.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

I have dropped a dime with Dog Law Enforcement on a “Natural Rearing Dog Breeder” and I will do it again. Wait’ll ya hear about the delusion they call “rabies vaccinosis” because she be a doozy.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

No more plan. You blew it. Safe house and two layers of intermediaries burned. You think Nazis don’t have IT? You think that you, known to be close to target person can’t get knocked over and your phone taken by Nazis? You think FBI is all Good Guys, no compromises? Merde!

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

Not a govt, but Someone threatened by literal Nazis needed to hunker down We made a plan Intermediary between targeted party and safe house had op sec protocols explained in detail. Vehicle changes, burner phones, no texts or calls going forward Person started TEXTING ALL PARTIES about plan

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

Guy taxonomy is so complicated. We all know women break simply and easily into “lies about fucking them” and “lies about not fucking them.”

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

Dogs love pasture cronchies! I confiscate and remove the band before giving them back.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

(Just reported and blocked the spam account in this thread, recommend others do so if you have a minute)

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

I literally just got mad *thinking* about That Fucking Voice.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

Well fuck Yeah, it’s not cheap I am trusted to do my own injections, so a bit cheaper than monthly visits A year ago I probably couldn’t have swung it

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

Why can’t you?

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

We (SAR handlers) are adding monthly librella (monoclonal antibodies) injections for our retired olds, on top of nutraceuticals, anti-inflammatories, and pain meds. For some dogs it has been near miraculous. Just started Old Man Cat on the kitteh version of the antibodies.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 05:49 UTC

My only direct involvement with sovcits was me, my dog, my colleagues, and a warrant searching a compound for *the rest of* the corpse. You do not want to see the domestic arrangements that reflect the internal organization of the sovcit mind. Coincidentally, never did find the head.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

Front facade makes me Hulk smash

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

I WANT TO GO TO THERE

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

Those mofo’s were all taking Kaplan SAT prep courses so that I could still wipe the floor with them on scores, but yes, I am sure that one was on the vocabulary drills their daddies paid for

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

The MA state popo murdered a recruit doing that. Said they were just training them like Marines. Marines said they stopped that stupid shit in, like, Korea. That was around 1990.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Office pulled apart, fiber optics installed Me: Better put that back Me: Vacuum! Many stinkbug corpses Me: I can’t get this thingie dusted when there’s furniture in the way Anyway that’s how I am now gluing all the teeth back in to a pretty good possum skull. How’s your plan for the day going?

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

Every time NYT does this I need to be able to transfer the price of a subscription from Sulzberger’s kitten-chipping account and straight to Public Source and ProPublica

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

In the early 80’s, my high school debate opponents (the ones from the richy-rich schools) decided that the thermos of red zinger tea that was my constant companion was performance-enhancing bong water. This was to justify whenever That Poor kicked their asses.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

Toronto is the only place I have ever seen a driver zip down a long on-ramp, take in the traffic jam on the highway they had intended to enter, say NOPE, and just zip back up the ramp at equal speed, in reverse gear. Legend.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:46 UTC

No one under 60 can reproduce a geocities website for Tony’s Used Hi-Fi Equipment aesthetic.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

How will I know who to hire if the Harvard Men say “groovy?”

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

The trophy pictures that show all the abrasions and bruises where they beat a terrified animal to death are especially charming.

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

Gross. How did I miss this? Who has a list of celebrity shark persecutors?

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

Fuck if I know

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H. Houlahan @pavlovsbitch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

Your socks would not survive contact with the enemy here. But visitors to the entire farm sometimes must sanitize their footwear at the gate because puppies/parvo and bird flu. I’ve been blocked by “think of the lab-grown sterile furbabies” person. Interesting world they live in.

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