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Yelling guy from TikTok.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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British politics is the absolute stupidest thing in the world and I love it.

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Watching a fireworks display through a 3.5 inch phone screen instead of my human eyes the way our founders intended.

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It’s my favorite podcast, I just bought tickets to see them live in Philly this November.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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Ringo was 33 when he released this song:

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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Someone screenshotted this tweet and reposted it on Twitter and got 8k likes. Felt like a full circle moment.

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This is exactly how we lost 25% of the try guys.

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🔫Scott Martin (Pinko Punko) 🛼's avatar 🔫Scott Martin (Pinko Punko) 🛼 @youcaughtscott.bsky.social
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"A typical workday for African tech contractors, the letter says, involves 'watching murder and beheadings, child abuse and rape, pornography and bestiality, often for more than 8 hours a day.' Pay is often less than $2 per hour, it says, and workers frequently end up with [PTSD]"

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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I don’t even know who to follow on here to make me want to check this app semi regularly. Does anyone have any account recommendations for funny/goofy follows?

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If I was paying $67,000 a year to attend a university and a cop told me to get off the grass, I would stand there even harder.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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This is how I found out we aren’t friends apparently.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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Took a couple of days off of posting videos. Just been sitting with my infant watching TV and eating carrots. It’s been nice.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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Remind me, did they blame this on TikTok or AM radio?

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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Oh cool, we get to listen to the “there were good people on both sides of the Jews will not replace us chants at Charlottesville” team tell us what is anti-Semitic. Just let me know when I have to get run over by a horse cop with an SS tattoo protecting university investments in Ai drone rifles.

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Me: “why am I in this meeting?” Politician: “because you are big on TikTok! Get me votes!” Me: “you just voted to ban TikTok in the USA.” Politician: “so… you won’t tell you followers to vote for me? uWu” Me: “I feel like this is an obvious answer.” Politician: “gen-z is mean” Me: I AM 40

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Finally got a few hours today to catch up on the news. It’s not going great anywhere apparently. I’ll check back next month.

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Yeah I’m celebrating 4/20. By surviving my 4 month old’s 20the day of sleep regression screaming.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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“The guy who held multiple aid packages hostage for months is actually the hero.” - TV network who needs to sell detergent every 6 minutes

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To my 693 blue sky followers, I want you to know that I value my 613 tumblr porn bot followers more than you. That should be obvious, but I feel it must be said.

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Handmaids tale on Hulu was basically just “what if ISIS happened in America”. “Colony” on USA network was Gaza in Los Angeles except aliens. We just take the ramifications of imperialism and imagine them happening to white people while ignoring that we are doing them right now to other people.

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Welcome to hell. “what are you gonna stick me with pins?” What? No. We are gonna make you work 9 hour phone center shifts with a 1 hour unpaid lunch. But the lunch options around here suck and you won’t remember to pack a lunch. “No! I SHOULD HAVE ACCEPTED CHRIST!” - Bluesky chick tract

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Ian 's avatar Ian @ianvaflor.bsky.social
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youtubers born in 1994 making 1 hour essays with titles like "This forgotten show NOBODY watched makes FUN of U.S . War Atrocities! 😡😡😡" and its fuckin M*A*S*H*

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Telling my coworkers that I was raptured during the eclipse but then I realized all of the other saved people were lame, so I punched an angel and now I’m back at work cause this is actually hell but it’s cool cause Keith is here.

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The confidence and satisfaction that you’ve been missing ever since your elementary school said you tested into the gifted program.

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Wally West as the flash using Kissinger’s war crimes as an argument for the bad guy to not worry about the consequences of his earlier actions. 1988 was fucked.

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Lol. YEP. It made a bunch of “learn to code” bros BIG MAD

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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Let’s make this the new door dash/microwave meal discourse.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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How does this website make money? There are no ads. What part of our data are they selling? Is it the butthole pics? Cause a lot of people upload butthole pics on here and no one is paying for them. Is Bluesky a blackmail file for chronically online web cartoonists who post butthole pics?

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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Doxxing stonetoss and showing the world his flabby little face and his posts about his broken dry dick is both ethical and funny.

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This is how I found out that weapons contractors are some of the top sponsors of SXSW so their free tickets can be used as recruitment and retainer bonuses for employees. Thanks Ireland.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one quote tweets its falling to complain about the ground level disturbances the collapse has caused, does the tree ever trend?

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Nancy Pelosi was in the stands rooting for the 9ers cause that’s her hometown team, and MAGA chuds where out here screaming that Missouri needed to be stopped.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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Sucking on a chili dog outside the tasty freeze: “this is a pretty good point.”

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I don’t know why this post made it to the world news feed, but it rules.

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Because both ideas use funko pop collector logic. I refuse to explain.

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Agoraphobic Revolutionairy Cosplayer pushing accelerationist propaganda from their phone that they are afraid to answer due to anxiety.

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Watching the New York Times spend a full month of the three month genocide war focusing on academic plagiarism.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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They need to fuck already. I suggest they do it publicly in Ian’s home country of Malaysia. Prove to all of us who has the biggest brain.

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The New York Times publishing a ten page gaylor theory op-ed shows that traditional media is just a printed subreddit whose moderators are called editors.

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Now that we’ve fired the Harvard president, surely we will now have a peace for our time.

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This is how I found out that you have more Bluesky followers than me. Also that you are on Bluesky.

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I showed this to Mrs Pearlmania and the rage that filled her eyes was its own story.

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This has to be one of my favourites

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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Coming up on 2 weeks of being a dad and I gotta say this rules.

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Pearlmania500's avatar Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social
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A sentence I never though I would write: After checking Cspan footage I can confirm that the twink senate staffers filmed a POV raw anal scene between the chairs of Senators Klobuchar and Coons in the Senate Judiciary Committee Chambers.

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