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A VERY GOOD BOY. DAMMIT. get off my lawn.
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Feel better!
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Amateur Photographer My portfolio: peatree.photography I live in Nazaré, Portugal with my wife and childs. All photos are mine (unless otherwise stated), with all rights reserved. Reuse prohibited without prior consent.
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A VERY GOOD BOY. DAMMIT. get off my lawn.
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Feel better!
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Ive memories of my mom yelling at me for using her scissors. They were great scissors, I didn’t understand what the big deal was
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Attracted to moisture, they are.
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Low quality facts, but only in this dimension. In other universes- spot on, high quality, even.
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Wave at the Elephants on the way…
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How the fuck is this even a thing? Im trying to not overreact, but how is this even a thing ? Sending $20 will fix it? Really? Like buying a loot box or something? How much to get Dems some backbone?
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Hows that go again? Whats good for the gander is good for the goose? Biden is now immune from being charged for any official acts while president… Time to clean some house?
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Bucket list item: Cosplay as an TOS science officer at the local grocery store, “scanning” everything and everyone with my replica tricorder, shaking my head and saying “nope” for each try.
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I am alpha, but also, omega. Maybe a sprinkle of beta.
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Some of my best work I did for myself. Getting lost in my creations helped me cope with a disappointing and painful reality. Create the hope that you need. Just don’t put it online, where AI can (and will) steal it from you.
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We need in order of importance: 1. Acronym decoder (so us old people can understand you) 2.”whatever drama is happening right now”- cliff notes. Maybe like CNN during elections?(I need to know who to be mad at, and why).
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In the spirit of finding the bright side: It’s always a nice surprise to wake up alive.
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Thank you! Feeling a bit better.
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Nothing like being layed out for 4 days sick as a dog from a ‘minor’ cold your kid brought home. Your kid was fine, in a day. Bastard.
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Lived in dallas, I635 was a racetrack on the weekends, only saw cops for the wrecks… Where i live now the cops are non existant as far as i can tell, or I haven’t gone fast enough to warrant their attention? Everything is km/h here so going 100 is satisfying on a certain level…
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I’m always disappointed i can’t mash the gas pedal down…. More. Because of the floor. I might be lying. Maybe.
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Trump needed somebody with experience abusing to advise him ‘spiritually’.
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Yeah, when I was much younger I thought spandex made me faster. My wife says It just traumatized everyone. Now that I’m 50….
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Ok. I broke down and bought an e-bike. Now, I’m shopping for spandex.
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Strange, yet fluffy clouds… very prett Wait a minute here…
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Had a canadian buddy who love to shit on the states. Said Americans are canada’s Mexicans. So, I moved to Portugal instead. Fuck him anyway.
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Haha When the robots decide to destroy humanity, the rich will die first. I type this as my roomba follows me around, weirdly fascinated with my feet…
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Bluesky is like having an antfarm on my phone. Its fun watching y’all build your little tunnels to no-where. Trying to figure out which one of you is the queen…. Best part! If my phone breaks, none of you can escape!
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Man it sucks, all of those red lights you have to sit and watch
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DOG SELFIE!!!
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The iron throne. Slowly over time, add more guns to it as the maggots fall.
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Buy all of them, and make throne out of them.
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In reality, I’d be the guy who walks out of the bathroom yelling to the house, “don’t go in the bathroom, its not safe in there”, and finding everyone is already dead.
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Hazard lights are meant to make your vehicle more visible, for the purpose of avoiding accidents- ie helping other motorists to avoid you, the road hazard. Whether the vehicle is functional isn’t relevant.
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As is tradition- a proud tradition if I may say so; I post my inner musings while inebriated here on bluesky. The western burger at burger king tastes like digested barf. And, it is a trap. That is all. Carry on.
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Solution: Arm all the kids. Then, if an active shooter appears then our 3 year old can defend herself. Or, move to Europe and leave the batshit insanity behind. 👍
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I’m the guy everyone in the audience thinks is the killer, but isn’t. I’m just really close to my mother, and my chainsaw collection isn’t that abnormally big. And taxidermy is a normal hobby that people who love animals do. Shesh.
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Democracy is the people. The people will dip a toe in the waters of fascism to see if in fact it is still evil, because the people need to know this for themselves- then recoil in horror (appropriately). Then, no amount of money will save the rich fascists from the will of the people. IMHO.
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Im STILL being a very good boy.
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50, I hold my hand out and the remote almost magically comes right to my to it. Well, depending on whether I let the force have ice cream or not… It’s almost 23% reliable.
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Some photos for an A.I. bot to steal...
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Chillin
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Yet more evidence that the earth is flat.😶🌫️
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Odds and ends...
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Few more
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And more for the robot overlords
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Indeed. What up.
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Sunset
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Day in the life
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Random....
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GM Bluesky...
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Random mural
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GM bluesky
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