Pretty sure you’re going to get flying cars provided by predatory capitalists before you get any of that livable egalitarian earth-respecting dream city stuff.
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Pour water on it. Watch it melt.
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The first computer I worked on was one of only three in the entire state. I broke it.
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Her husband is in the back, writhing in pain. She’s driving him to the ER. He cut off two of his fingers demonstrating the “safe” the door locking mechanism.
He wanted her to drive her soccer mom van; it might rain today and the Cyber Dreck would rust. She didn’t want his blood in the Honda.
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How else are you supposed to communicate that you thought of the same joke just slightly after the other poster did?
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I ALWAYS check if somebody has already told my joke and I’m a goddamn passenger princess lmao
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The pop up’s and ads are so intrusive and annoying, I cannot read the article. (I got to “for profit” before the ads pushed me off the page.)
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Mandatory vasectomies for all boys on their twelfth birthday. On their 25th birthday, they can apply to have it reversed if they have a college degree or trade school certification, a job they have held for two years, and no criminal convictions.
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He’s a GREAT candidate. He just picked the wrong party. He should be in the W.N.P.A. (White Nationalist Party of America.)
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The Republican designed and defended private insurance driven health-care system is doing exactly what they want it to do: Kill off seniors collecting social security so they can redirect the funds to the military industrial complex that pays their graft, uh … “campaign donations”
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Kevin who?
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What!? You’re Gay!? Wow. Who knew, huh. Learn something new every day.
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Can we set up a GoFundMe to rent a cabana for Comander at Mar-A-Lago? Seems like he needs a vacation.
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the Producers of BB25 Bi Brother rigged the show this year with a secret mother/son duo placed as contestants. Then, the son violated a “Zero Tolerance” rule and they allowed him to stay on the show. There is no point in watching a rigged contest with no rules. I’m out.
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Am I correct that there is a U.S. ICBM that carries enough warheads in a single launch vehicle to turn all of North Korea into a radioactive dust heap?
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