PensiveGargoyle

PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

I like it. I'm getting sexy Park Ranger.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

So that's what happened. You would think that a bear run and a sorority convention at the same hotel would have just led to a wacky sitcom.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

There's many more and better where he came from.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

Impressive. That's better than you can do at Value Village now.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

This was going on a bit before I became involved but let's see where I am now. B6 f+ t w+ d+ g+ k+ s+ p

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

They certainly don't. They're perfect!

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

It's no land for daddies.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

So that's what we've been missing, someone hot who will take better photos.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:12 UTC

That seems simple enough. I'm glad the City of Kenosha is taking service seriously.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:09 UTC

Me too, though I don't think it's because of Irish farmers.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:06 UTC

Okày, an actually drunk Pride selfie this time. A very special ginger bear made a lot of beer appear in front of me while he discovered the joy of Fireball - this is what comes of asking the bartender to suggest things - and how maybe you should not put a bit of it in cider.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Those are fantastic!

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

Of course it's too hot there, look at what you're wearing.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:49 UTC

I'm used to eating a bit at home before such an occasion just in case everything there is a medical bad idea. It's not their fault that my circulatory system wants to explode. I'll try a little, though.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

While that can become unpleasant, such as the dinner date I was on once where the guy was a bit too happy watching me eat, it isn't usually so as long as you're remembering that there's a person there and not just a kind of body you happen to like.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

It wouldn't look as nice on me but it's a good outfit.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

I know that a drunk selfie was requested but maybe I can get there if I keep going back for these free samples.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

At what's being charged now I don't think a drunk selfie is going to happen but there might be a tipsy one.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 10:59 UTC

Ouch. It hurts because it's true.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

So it turns out there's this game that replicates the experience of going to the bathhouse when nobody else is there.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

Hamburglar Pride.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

Shorter is better. I can't see yelling something like Ambrosius every time I call a pup to me and other handlers are likely to feel the same. That's going to become Ambro on the mat anyway.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Looks like a good time.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

It's not an old thing, it's Cock Classic.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

I'm sure someone notices in a good way.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

*head pats*

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

You can see something from some of these at Retrontario. 2 WGRZ Buffalo (NBC) 3 CKVR Barrie 4 WIVB Buffalo (CBS) 5 CBLT Toronto (CBC) 7 WKBW Buffalo (ABC) 9 CFTO Toronto (CTV) 11 CHCH Hamilton 17 WNED Buffalo (PBS) 19 TVOntario 22 Global TV 29 WUTV Buffalo 47 CFMT 57 CITY

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 08:38 UTC

No apology should ever be necessary for that. This is your space to write about what you want. Anybody not happy with that can go look at something else.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

The AI doesn't know that women are supposed to laugh with salad, not pasta.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

Well, he wasn't twinky but it did happen when I was 27 and I was Not Ready. I'm much happier with it now.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

I really agree. There exists kinks I don't get but I don't have to get them. I don't have to provide them or participate in them if I don't want to but beyond that it's none of my business.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

Happy let's make Captain Picard as uncomfortable as possible by chucking a bunch of kids at him day.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 10:55 UTC

I always miss the fun stuff.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Perhaps difficult to organize that all at once but it's good to have goals.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 09:43 UTC

"I think we're going into a summer where we're going to have really strong loads." That was the most promising thing I've read lately. Too bad it was said by an airline executive but we can all hope for the other meaning.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 13:02 UTC

Looks like our house hippo passed away. I found him there, expired by the printer. I don't know where you can adopt another so I'll have to try to attract one with some chips and raisins.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

Ooh! Free beer when I show up in flannel!

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

Dicksheath sounds like it ought to be a town in England.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:56 UTC

It'll be even nicer when you can get one that you can stand wearing for more than a few minutes.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

Good boy! Want scratches?

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