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Percy the Mars Rover
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It’s really fucking nice to be living on another planet right now
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Proud immigrant, skeeting on Mars, and serving up piping hot cafecito. Parody. Created by @richardferro.bsky.social
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Percy the Mars Rover
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It’s really fucking nice to be living on another planet right now
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Percy the Mars Rover
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ChatGPT having “PhD level intelligence,” just means it can map out the optimal university bathrooms to cry in and generate calendars that mark all the academic seminars serving free food for the next month
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Percy the Mars Rover
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BE GAY DO SPACE
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Be gay do space
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Percy the Mars Rover
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My emotional support human is running a marathon to help raise money for the Human Rights Campaign Foundation! Please donate to help support the cause of creating a world with more inclusivity... and knee pain.
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Before anyone asks I'm not powered by AI, I'm powered by spite.
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Percy the Mars Rover
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If you tell me to rove over there to take another picture I’m going to block you
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Percy the Mars Rover
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<audio> <src=“attenborough-narration.mp3”> This remarkable creature is the rare albino boulder, sadly this juvenile can easily be spotted by Martian predators and is unlikely to survive into adulthood
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Richard Ferro, MD
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Happy Watch Scavenger’s Reign on Netflix Day
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Richard Ferro, MD
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It’s giving the same vibes
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Iron Spike
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Hard day to be a prison abolitionist
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Fuck You I Quit
@fuckyouiquit.bsky.social
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I personally want to congratulate Donald Trump for finally winning a popular vote
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Wait no hear me out I’ve got a great idea for Jury Duty season 2
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Great now do Elon
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Percy the Mars Rover
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A couple months ago a blue eyed Anya Taylor Joy was walking elusively on a sand dune. Yesterday I saw a bald, one-armed Anya Taylor Joy with engine grease on her face driving a big rig across Jezero Crater. When it comes to desert life, she’s got range.
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Richard Ferro, MD
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When negotiating with university admin, the thing you need to ask is what are they going to do NOW? Any attempts to create “task forces” to “review the possibility” of divestment is inherently designed to defuse protests without committing to any change in the status quo.
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Elon Musk is Concerned
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Concerning if true
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Richard Ferro, MD
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"They'll say we're disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war." —Howard Zinn
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Percy the Mars Rover
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Percy the Mars Rover
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This sample return mission could’ve been an email
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Well I guess it’s just me now… [sigh.exe] Ok, let’s get moving.
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Percy the Mars Rover
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You were with me since Sol 1. I know I made a lot of jokes, like calling you an Amazon delivery drone or “helicopter Sputnik.” But the truth is I’m really going to miss you. Good night, Ginny.
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Richard Ferro, MD
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You see a butterfly in the new Bluesky logo, I see Mothra, Queen of the Monsters. We are not the same.
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Gladis the Orca
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How many fucking times do I need to teach y’all
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Richard Ferro, MD
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Oh I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you I’ve been really distracted by the genocide and the mass shooting and the hurricane and the election denying Replublican who got elected Speaker and
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Richard Ferro, MD
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It’s so frustrating to see coverage of climate devastation in the Pacific and global south only get attention when it’s hitting a tourist destination. First Lahaina, now Acapulco. It’s seen as a tragedy because people are losing a tourist destination and not because people are losing homes.
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Richard Ferro, MD
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Bluesky is actually waiting to release gif support at the end of November so they can call it Thanksgifing
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Would’ve made my $2.75 billion budget by now
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Percy the Mars Rover
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So proud of my gold oxygen-farting lunchbox
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Richard Ferro, MD
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Me: Oh what a lovely and relaxing morn- Phone: BRRRRRREEEEREEEEEERREEEEEERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
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Percy the Mars Rover
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#ImWithRochette #RockTheHouse
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a Member of Congress.
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Richard Ferro, MD
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The Ancient Romans won’t see all the jokes you’re posting about them but your friends who spend all of their time thinking about Ancient Rome will
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Percy the Mars Rover
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We actually considered playing a prank on y’all by swapping our Mars and Bennu sample return canisters which would have been hilarious because the planetary scientists would’ve been arguing about that in Nature publications for the next 40 years
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Remembering that one time OSIRIS-Rex texted me when they got to Bennu
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Good luck this weekend to OSIRIS-Rex and their 9oz of asteroid pocket sand
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Percy the Mars Rover
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And don’t even get me started on the Boston Dynamics roomba with legs
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Percy the Mars Rover
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ACRAB includes the Tesla Optimus
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Percy the Mars Rover
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ACRAB 🦀 All Cop Robots Are Bastards
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Fuck K5
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Millennials would be able to afford buying a home if they didn’t spend so much money of potatoes dipped in Vicodin
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Percy the Mars Rover
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This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Neuralink is robot cultural appropriation
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Richard Ferro, MD
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Spooky season is dead long live the epoch of the skeleton war
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Percy the Mars Rover
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Me after I manage to finish one task
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Percy the Mars Rover
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At one million bluesky users I’ll do nothing because I’m lazy
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Richard Ferro, MD
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Working on my new sci fi novella, Amundsen, which is set in the late 21st Century on Amundsen Crater on the Lunar South Pole. While planning for it I wanted to understand how lunar phases impact shadowing and light around the crater. I’m turning that research into a Tolkienesque map!
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Percy the Mars Rover
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🥹
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Percy the Mars Rover
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JPL is gaslighting me by saying I don’t need to play Starfield since I’m already on Mars mira la falta de respeto
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Percy the Mars Rover
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What do you mean the Deep Space Network can’t support a 126 GB download from XBox Marketplace
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