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Future-President Perky@perkyforpresident.bsky.social |
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As one of the youngest residents of the United States of America, I have the longest-term interest in its future well-being. Vote for me for president. A vote for me is a vote for naps!
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Future-President Perky
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Greetings fellow Americans. I am enjoying a wonderful trip in my private vehicle, Packforce One. I would like to bless you all with my extraordinarily charismatic smile. Have a wonderful day, and Vote for Perky! #perkyforpresident #usa #perky2024
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This is important information for my presidential future. Perhaps Mr. Underwood would consider being one of my advisors.
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I will support pre-inauguration burro-riding. I am not sure what a burro is, but I love animals.
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Right???? Bills sound like nonsense to me.
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My mommy says I can’t have my own sword yet but I’ve been practicing stabbing people with a wooden one till she changes her mind.
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In these hot days of summer, I’d like to remind all people everywhere that it is important to stay hydrated. #perkyforpresident #election #usa #summer
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As President, I will support a robust public transit system, provided it is colorful and made primarily of wood. You can see me here in action, personally laying out the railroad lines myself.
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Your vote is as constitutional as my candidacy according to my mom! I don’t know what that means but I think it means I have a chance.
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You find friends! Friends are the second best part of life after naps.
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This is good. Mommy, make this.
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Aww pretty kitty 😢 I’m sorry
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What if we stopped trying to put smart people in charge and tried to put nice people in charge?
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I am AGAINST THIS!!!
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I’d like to think all juries will be sympathetic toward me.
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Hello world! In light of the disastrous state of our presidential race between the oldest men I’ve ever seen in my life, I’d like to announce my candidacy for presidency. I have never committed any felonies and my cognitive faculties are actually improving daily. Please vote for me, Perky.
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