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Pete Prodge
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First day in power and these woke leftie liberal Marxists have our wonderful country drenched in rain.
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Pete Prodge@peteprodge.bsky.social |
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Comedian. Retrogamer. Runner. Writer. Film maker. Billionaire. I am all but one of these things.
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Pete Prodge
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First day in power and these woke leftie liberal Marxists have our wonderful country drenched in rain.
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Pete Prodge
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Ladies and gentlemen, the UK's newest Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer.
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Pete Prodge
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This Saturday I am to do my 250th parkrun, the first under a new government. Alas, my all-time parkrun PB is *exactly* the same as the only time achieved by the current-soon-to-be-former Prime Minister. I look forward to thrashing Keir Starmer this weekend.
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Pete Prodge
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I hate that my parkrun PB is exactly the same as that arsewit's parkrun PB.
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Pete Prodge
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The fat lady has sang.
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Pete Prodge
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Sadly, it's Labour. But hey, one less Tory - I'll take it.
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Pete Prodge
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The Penny's dropped.
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Pete Prodge
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John's daughter came over from Portland, Oregon! Of course, this is bloody expensive. I've only ever left my continent once and maxed out a credit card to do it.
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Pete Prodge
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I attended their birthday party, in a Frogmore Street club, alongside Ewan McGregor and Liam Howlett. Second time I came to Bristol (about two years ago), I worked for the Slapstick Festival on a Tiswas reunion. Chatted a lot with John Gorman's daughter.
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Pete Prodge
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Now post yer 'we had three TV channels, we drank from the hose and ate chips made out of asbestos' meme like a boomer on Facebook!
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Pete Prodge
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I was born on the day the hung parliament was declared!
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Pete Prodge
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Bristol gave us the Young Ones, Portishead, Massive Attack, Tricky, IDLES and the Slapstick Festival. Now they go even one better...
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Pete Prodge
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The media all over Reform as though they're not a fraction of the massively unpopular second, third and fourth parties.
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Pete Prodge
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Hi Clacton! I visited you twice in my 45 years. Nigel Farage barely turned up to the European Parliament in his tenure as an MEP. Even with my terrible patronage of your town, I'm better than that frog-faced cunt you voted in.
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Neil Miles
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sakes
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Pete Prodge
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There is no shortage of cheap SIM cards you fool.
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Pete Prodge
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Michael Green, Corinne Stockheath and Sebastian Fox have lost their seats, but what about Grant Shapps?
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Pete Prodge
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...In my 49 years, it's the first time I've heard my polite uncle quote the C-word.
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Pete Prodge
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This sounds like I am making it up, but my uncle knows Nigel's father, Guy Farage. My mother was in the same class as the frog-faced Brexiteering Putin-licking picowit's now-stepmother. Guy uses a word to describe his son, Nigel...
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Pete Prodge
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It's like when the music press declared Babylon Zoo to be 'the future of music' in 1996. I'm a Green Party voter and the way Reform is strutting about like the cock of the walk is utterly embarrassing.
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Pete Prodge
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Once their followers realise they are nothing more than a third of the votes of the f--king Lib Dems and less than a tenth of the hugely-damaged Tories, they're finished. That's it. Yes, the media will fawn over the 'character' of Farage, but he has nothing to offer.
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Pete Prodge
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Even if they do get all 13 MPs, there is no way that will continue into 2029 with all the inevitable in-fighting. Farage has a habit of pissing off nearly everyone he has worked with. He's a useful idiot. This is the peak of Reform...
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Pete Prodge
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Blue Tulip Rose signed those candidate endorsement papers quicker than Martha Scott.
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Pete Prodge
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Feasible.
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Pete Prodge
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Just flicked to GB News for a few seconds and it's still like a Zoom meeting in a broom cupboard with dial-up RealPlayer sound quality.
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Pete Prodge
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Let's give hours and hours of undeserved media coverage to a ridiculous novelty party that's less than a tenth of the hugely-damaged Tories and less than a third of the third-placed party. It's like declaring Babylon Zoo to be the absolute future of music in 1996.
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It really is a weird symmetry that this year the UK elections are the 4th of July and the US elections are the 5th of November.
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Pete Prodge
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I am a huge fan... to the point of evangelical... of IDLES. And I know the source material and I know IDLES through and through (had a drink with singer Joe last year), and this is the most IDLES thing IDLES has ever done. 100% IDLES. Did I mention that I like IDLES?
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ChinnyVision
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6 seconds delay from Ashfield where Lee Anderson has just sunk the Belgrano.
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Shawndra HB
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Take my fucking money!
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Pete Prodge
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Please tell me you've seen this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aY2...
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Publishing Ninja
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Would pay
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Pete Prodge
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Yeah, won't lie, I'd go into my overdraft for that.
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Pete Prodge
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I did tests earlier in the evening and I liked the irony that I wasn't allowed to see their double-bill airing of EastEnders.
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I'll resurrect an old tweet. I was once at a student party when Jacob Rees-Mogg arrived and he caused a tremendous kerfuffle because he dropped his monocle into a large trifle.
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Pete Prodge
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I was dreaming when I wrote this...
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Pete Prodge
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I've got a spare laptop recording RTE One's output for an election geek friend, who always arranges to cover every UK election from every potential TV channel he and his mates can receive. (It's RTE Player, and I've no VPN, so they blank out adverts 'cos I'm a Brit.)
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Pete Prodge
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"...but that doesn't mean I want you to chat up my parrot!"
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ChinnyVision
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Re-record not fade away. Re-record not fade away.
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Pete Prodge
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Count Binface does deserve a seat!
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Pete Prodge
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My solution to the UK broadcasting industry's financial crisis...
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Pete Prodge
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It's bin day for the UK, we take out the trash!
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Yeah it's from Twitter and yeah it's Kelvin MacKenzie but whooof
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Pete Prodge
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According to Sky, the LibDems have ‘one last stunt’ ready for the end of the campaign.
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According to Sky, the LibDems have ‘one last stunt’ ready for the end of the campaign.
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Pete Prodge
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Aggravated disenfranched voters. Don't wipe your arse with the ballot paper because that'll get counted as a vote for Reform UK.
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Pete Prodge
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It's good that Little Simz is headlining the Pyramid Stage tonight and there is literally no act that can follow that. As usual, I guess Glastonbury will be firing off some kind of alarm to get the crowds to disperse as soon as her set is over.
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Pete Prodge
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How you would name a Pretenders tribute band?
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Pete Prodge
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Some say it's controversial, but I applaud Facebook's move to publicly identify animal molesters by changing their profile pic to a white arrow on a bright blue background.
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Pete Prodge
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Died on my arse tonight at this gig, then a fight broke out, here's the footage:
tinyurl.com/Latestupdate...
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