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looking forward to it

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Have to say that he did a good job manipulating the perception of what the public wants from the media.

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The Bear has sadly been infected with Every Scene Tries To Birth A Meme Syndrome

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oh good they're both named Eric

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Walking in the club like a Thomas’ rep at the English muffin convention

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always weird hearing "creative work is worthless" from people who have dedicated their lives to making a machine that lets them pretend they do creative work

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House of the Dragon, The Boys and The Bear waiting to see who drops a bad episode that pisses everyone off this summer

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AI investors losing their shit when the guidelines show up to center objects in adobe programs

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Trump is a piece of dogshit but was at least born & raised in the U.S. This Dutch-Canadian worm who left his racist country as soon as the racists lost power is so much more fucking annoying

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interesting to see how many people think Trump's freedom of movement was vital to his role as Commander-in-Chief. it's funny and good if he gets locked up, but it's not like the hordes of freaks around him will throw up their hands and say "oh well!" if he gets elected from prison

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these ted talk powerpoint threads using a bunch of boring acronyms 99% of people don't care about really hammer home your mission of inclusivity

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remember in 2016 when any association with Trump whatsoever was career suicide? turns out a 1000% increase in stock price makes a bunch of people look the other way!

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the myth that Trump is the one calling the shots in this relationship benefits both of them, how convenient

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reminds me of that big fancy ship that crashed that one time

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what else happens in the novelette? like the interesting stuff that will really hook potential readers

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what's your 10,000 word novelette about?

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if you believe your writing is so interesting why are you wasting all your precious writing time defending a program that writes for you? type away, genius

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pulled over AGAIN for not using my turn signal at the exit for Gastown. there was nobody behind me. this shit is exhausting

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Mad Max character who's really concerned about the lack of licensed drivers in the Wasteland

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accurate because boomers with the absolute worst instincts/intentions have bankrolled every awful tech innovation for decades now, blaming the rest of us for unwanted results the whole time

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it's funny that every story you run about hard-working children becomes an example of truly lazy journalism. congrats to everyone involved in this report for putting in a solid 2-3 hours last week. please don't overextend yourselves investigating why kids have to do this. get some rest!!

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two innovators in the field of permanently altering your head to pretend you can still grow hair, chopping it up

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what's worse is those subjects all know and do not care one bit, in fact they love it

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dropping $44.99 to super duper upvote a Let's Go Brandon meme about outrageous egg prices

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Dense Beanus

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unfortunately this story won't be classified as an international signal of distress for 40-50 years

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I can't get over this interview from The Verge with Sundar Pichai - he made Google integrate generative AI into search despite hallucinations being "unsolved," because it makes them "very creative." I don't want Google to be creative!!! I NEED AN ANSWER!!!
www.theverge.com/24158374/goo...

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bringing up my chronic shoulder pain at the postgame press conference 20 minutes after Aron Ralston wrecks my shit

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is like if Gollum came out of that cave and all the news outlets wanted to talk to him & get his takes. Interesting at first, but eventually we all gotta conclude this is a nasty little freak with nothing to say and move on

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why was there a simulation of a napalm explosion at an air show in 2003

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source? I've been 6 times and never saw people. SOURCE: been 6 times

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if you were struggling to pull up a ladder with increasingly large stacks of money sitting on each rung, you'd be confused too

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they asked 100 people and that was the most common answer

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no thanks! seems like stupid bullshit nobody needs. gonna turn all this stuff off and use the computer normal like always

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Don jr. thinks Joe Biden won 2020 because his first born son died and he's doing everything he can to help his dad win in 2024. proud of him <3

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Azerbaijan needs to come up with a new country name. too long, too many curveballs for the American audience. nobody can keep up with their shit

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love participating in the future of business by utilizing innovative strategies that harness the revolutionary powers of A.I. tech 😍 nodding off on 4th private jet flight of the day, heart full knowing I am changing world for better... ✌️

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Asking doctor whether it’s better to eat 2 gummy vitamins or skip 2 gummy vitamins on days when I forget if I took my gummy vitamins then peacin the fuck outta there

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Tom Brady recklessly approving every comedian at his roast but dedicating 2 weeks of meetings to make sure Will Ferrell comes out as Ron Burgundy

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No matter how many times you demonstrate to cats that you’re capable of moving them from the spot you were sitting in, they still take the spot you were sitting in. Remarkable creatures

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Is having lots of money to afford obscene health care costs the other 3 pillars?

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You’re doing great with the hateful stuff but we’re really looking for more of a “Hermione would want to go to Mars” sort of vibe

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this guy can't stop launching and later losing control of simple microblog social platforms

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there's a tree - have you seen the tree? of course you've seen the tree we've all seen the tree. A TREE WITH NO LEAVES! right? no leaves at all... can you imagine? no leaves. but I'm not waiting, no. I never wait. Estragon's waiting, he's waiting, but I do...not ever wait. I really don't, it's true

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Compton vs. Toronto......one of the oldest beefs in hip-hop, lots of history there...

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