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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife

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Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Polyamorous. πŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ–€


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Dynamite time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!

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Trust the plain and simple minds So moronic Feel the knife inside our backs Still thrusting Sheltered eyes See blind

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Honestly the large part is probably part of it Like I'm an avowed dickgirl, I love mine, but part of that is absolutely that it's cute and tiny and never gets in my way If it were significantly bigger I think I'd have more mixed feelings about it

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I will not say that I will say that if you bring home a girl I do have the hots for you will be anointed with the sacred oils, blessed one thousandfold, a procession held in your honor, and songs will be sung extolling your glory

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Y'know I used to struggle with calling myself demi because it felt like I was attracted to almost every trans girl I met but I'm in a year-long dry spell on new attraction even with more and more local trans girls in my life and yeah okay demi is right after all I guess

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This is something worth repeating! When you do a bad thing as a joke, you're still doing a bad thing!

I strongly recommend running Google searches through udm14.com, which sidesteps the machine learning garbage they've saddled their searches with

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Got a whole planet named after him and everything!

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I feel pretty good right when I wake up and then I get moving and my body remembers it's all fucked up, that's what gets me

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Be safe! Don't go getting lost at sea and have your restless spirit spend an eternity luring sailors to their deaths now

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NXT time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!

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If you really think about it, any pit I happen to be in is a cockpit

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Dude just makes me incapable of holding my head up straight and tries to knock me out, he's no friend of mine

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🎡Lookin' at my girlfriend's titties in the pharmacy line at CVS🎢

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Good morning, pussycats πŸ’œ

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Wait wouldn't you be a Michigoose though?

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Me, every morning: "Maybe today I can try to be less medicated, pull back a little just so I'm not constantly escalating." My crippled body, every morning: "Oh that's what you think? That's how you want it to go? Bitch. Fuck you. No."

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Sweet dreams, pussycats πŸ’œ

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Jessika πŸ³οΈβ€βš§β›“οΈπŸ€–'s avatar Jessika πŸ³οΈβ€βš§β›“οΈπŸ€– @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social
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"Noooooo" cried the idiot, "don't have sex with your friends! Your body is too sacred to give it to just anyone!" "I didn't say I'd give it to anyone," replied the hot milf, "I said I'd give it to my friends and my friends are the most sacred people in the whole world"

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Oh shit we're talkin' Thin Lizzy gay, that is a *situation* you got yourself into sweetheart

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These days it feels impossible to pick apart what feelings are mine in a pure sense, what are shaped by my immediate responsibilities and problems, and what are shaped by the world around us being gone to shit

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Raw time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!

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if its an emergency and you need a doll to come to your place and straddle you, you need to call the frot-line.

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Tigress Dreamingkat πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (Sneepiest person on BlueSky) 's avatar Tigress Dreamingkat πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (Sneepiest person on BlueSky) @dreamingkat99.bsky.social
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Hello friends, Roomie and I need a little help to make it to payday on Thursday. I'm hoping for something to the effect of $100 (though $200 would mean our electric bill gets paid too). paypal: sleepykitten1981@yahoo.com venmo: @/ceiling-kat cashapp: $dreamingkat99

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Grocery dyke is extremely grateful to all of you that she can now go downstairs and make breakfast and go on a grocery run without having another panic attack πŸ’œ I love you all, pussycats πŸ’‹

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Thank you so much Sylvie! πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

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The water check still has not been cashed

I need to do $50 worth of grocery shopping today and I really do not want to exhaust our depleted credit to do it

I am eternally grateful for any help you can provide, pussycats πŸ’œ

paypal.me/RevClaire
Venmo @ Claire-Evil

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Happy anniversary!

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Tired of feeling sick to my stomach over this Feel like a schmuck for underestimating how bad it was Feel like a schmuck for continuing to flog it If it'd clear we'd still be just as fucked but at least I'd know where we are, y'know? Fuck.

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Halfway having a panic attack trying to put breakfast together while doing math on what we can afford to replace to get through the week so that's cool

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Heatwave time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!

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Who will keep me from lashing out? Anxiety chokes me like razor wire Who will keep me from lashing out? Anxiety chokes me like razor wire

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Bumblebee, Countess of Mid 🐝 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar Bumblebee, Countess of Mid 🐝 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @secretusliber.bsky.social
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Hey, i’m still at $125/$300 and would like to get this funded ASAP πŸ₯Ί i’m not doing well right now and could really use the help.

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Happy birthday!

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Leaning towards "just another project from a pair of dudes who both do a ton of projects" for sure

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Hell yeah! My first exposure was seeing them over two nights of Gigantour-- night one Greg was pissed and threw a cymbal stand into the crowd and me and my buddy were scared to death, night two was calmer and we were close enough to watch Greg count time on his fingers between parts and I was hooked

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Halfway having a panic attack trying to put breakfast together while doing math on what we can afford to replace to get through the week so that's cool

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Being a girl with a dick rules and I will not apologize for it any more than I expect you to apologize for wanting a pussy

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A thing about social anxiety is it makes Instagram giveaways off-limits Tag people? People that I think might be interested? Under no circumstances, madame!

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He took a sabbatical after losing the title to Cody, more or less the same as in real life

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I mean I guess I always appreciate medical professionals that don't take an intrinsically pathological approach to *everything* but... uh...

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Thank you! πŸ₯°

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Just puts me right back in the worst of the beforetimes

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There's few things I hate more than being presented with reasons to be anxious while I'm working

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Y'all I am going to continue to be nervous as hell until this man cashes the check we wrote him Keep worrying that something unexpected is gonna hit and fuck it all up so I'm gonna keep reposting this just to feel like I'm doing something I am so grateful to you all πŸ’œ

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Money in the Bank time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!

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Good morning, pussycats πŸ’œ

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yoda voice: "cum I will. take it you must. five more minutes I require."

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