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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Dynamite time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife@petticlaire.bsky.social |
632 followers 448 following 5174 posts
Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Polyamorous. πππ€
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Dynamite time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Trust the plain and simple minds So moronic Feel the knife inside our backs Still thrusting Sheltered eyes See blind
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Honestly the large part is probably part of it Like I'm an avowed dickgirl, I love mine, but part of that is absolutely that it's cute and tiny and never gets in my way If it were significantly bigger I think I'd have more mixed feelings about it
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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I will not say that I will say that if you bring home a girl I do have the hots for you will be anointed with the sacred oils, blessed one thousandfold, a procession held in your honor, and songs will be sung extolling your glory
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Y'know I used to struggle with calling myself demi because it felt like I was attracted to almost every trans girl I met but I'm in a year-long dry spell on new attraction even with more and more local trans girls in my life and yeah okay demi is right after all I guess
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Jeremy Parish (720p upscaled version)
@jparish.bsky.social
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This is something worth repeating! When you do a bad thing as a joke, you're still doing a bad thing!
I strongly recommend running Google searches through udm14.com, which sidesteps the machine learning garbage they've saddled their searches with
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Got a whole planet named after him and everything!
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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I feel pretty good right when I wake up and then I get moving and my body remembers it's all fucked up, that's what gets me
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Be safe! Don't go getting lost at sea and have your restless spirit spend an eternity luring sailors to their deaths now
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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NXT time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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If you really think about it, any pit I happen to be in is a cockpit
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Dude just makes me incapable of holding my head up straight and tries to knock me out, he's no friend of mine
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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π΅Lookin' at my girlfriend's titties in the pharmacy line at CVSπΆ
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Good morning, pussycats π
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Wait wouldn't you be a Michigoose though?
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Me, every morning: "Maybe today I can try to be less medicated, pull back a little just so I'm not constantly escalating." My crippled body, every morning: "Oh that's what you think? That's how you want it to go? Bitch. Fuck you. No."
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Sweet dreams, pussycats π
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Jessika π³οΈββ§βοΈπ€
@jesikalashnikov.bsky.social
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"Noooooo" cried the idiot, "don't have sex with your friends! Your body is too sacred to give it to just anyone!" "I didn't say I'd give it to anyone," replied the hot milf, "I said I'd give it to my friends and my friends are the most sacred people in the whole world"
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Oh shit we're talkin' Thin Lizzy gay, that is a *situation* you got yourself into sweetheart
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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These days it feels impossible to pick apart what feelings are mine in a pure sense, what are shaped by my immediate responsibilities and problems, and what are shaped by the world around us being gone to shit
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Raw time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
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fahrenheit: four fifty fun
@moonagedaydream.bsky.social
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if its an emergency and you need a doll to come to your place and straddle you, you need to call the frot-line.
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Tigress Dreamingkat π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ (Sneepiest person on BlueSky)
@dreamingkat99.bsky.social
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Hello friends, Roomie and I need a little help to make it to payday on Thursday. I'm hoping for something to the effect of $100 (though $200 would mean our electric bill gets paid too). paypal: sleepykitten1981@yahoo.com venmo: @/ceiling-kat cashapp: $dreamingkat99
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Grocery dyke is extremely grateful to all of you that she can now go downstairs and make breakfast and go on a grocery run without having another panic attack π I love you all, pussycats π
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Thank you so much Sylvie! πππ
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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The water check still has not been cashed
I need to do $50 worth of grocery shopping today and I really do not want to exhaust our depleted credit to do it
I am eternally grateful for any help you can provide, pussycats π
paypal.me/RevClaire
Venmo @ Claire-Evil
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Happy anniversary!
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Tired of feeling sick to my stomach over this Feel like a schmuck for underestimating how bad it was Feel like a schmuck for continuing to flog it If it'd clear we'd still be just as fucked but at least I'd know where we are, y'know? Fuck.
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Halfway having a panic attack trying to put breakfast together while doing math on what we can afford to replace to get through the week so that's cool
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Heatwave time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Who will keep me from lashing out? Anxiety chokes me like razor wire Who will keep me from lashing out? Anxiety chokes me like razor wire
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Bumblebee, Countess of Mid π π³οΈββ§οΈ
@secretusliber.bsky.social
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Hey, iβm still at $125/$300 and would like to get this funded ASAP π₯Ί iβm not doing well right now and could really use the help.
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Happy birthday!
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Leaning towards "just another project from a pair of dudes who both do a ton of projects" for sure
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Hell yeah! My first exposure was seeing them over two nights of Gigantour-- night one Greg was pissed and threw a cymbal stand into the crowd and me and my buddy were scared to death, night two was calmer and we were close enough to watch Greg count time on his fingers between parts and I was hooked
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Killer Be Killed. Killer Be Killed is your answer here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB9J...
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Halfway having a panic attack trying to put breakfast together while doing math on what we can afford to replace to get through the week so that's cool
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Being a girl with a dick rules and I will not apologize for it any more than I expect you to apologize for wanting a pussy
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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A thing about social anxiety is it makes Instagram giveaways off-limits Tag people? People that I think might be interested? Under no circumstances, madame!
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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He took a sabbatical after losing the title to Cody, more or less the same as in real life
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Realm's version of Eleanor Rigby is the gold standard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIGZ...
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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I mean I guess I always appreciate medical professionals that don't take an intrinsically pathological approach to *everything* but... uh...
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Thank you! π₯°
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Just puts me right back in the worst of the beforetimes
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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There's few things I hate more than being presented with reasons to be anxious while I'm working
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Inspired by the Divine ($113/$500)
@kaideekat.bsky.social
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MUTUAL AID REQUEST!
$15/$500
Help a disabled trans woman survive!
I need help covering rent and other bills (phone/car ins.) while navigating ssdi approval. If you are able to share or donate to help me survive, please do!
Venmo.com/u/KaideeKat
Paypal.me/KaideeKat
Cash.me/$KaideeKat
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Y'all I am going to continue to be nervous as hell until this man cashes the check we wrote him Keep worrying that something unexpected is gonna hit and fuck it all up so I'm gonna keep reposting this just to feel like I'm doing something I am so grateful to you all π
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Money in the Bank time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Good morning, pussycats π
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Null convention
@nullconvention.bsky.social
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yoda voice: "cum I will. take it you must. five more minutes I require."
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