Brian Coulter

Bluesky @bsky.app [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

You can now sign up for Bluesky without an invite! 🎉

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

They have finally fixed the bathroom. A three month journey ends

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 04:31 UTC

Was online ever good? Maybe in the AOL Messenger days.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

I’m kinda meh about it.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

A Bluesky Exclusive: Clean-shaven Brian.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

Since they’ll throw me off Twitter for saying it: Vince McMahon having to quit is the second-best news we could have about the man, and here’s hoping the best news happens soon with his impending death.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

One of the hottest texts a man can receive

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

Happy 69th birthday to this old bastard, commonly known as my father.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 16, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

You’re not gonna believe this, but the guy who calls out after every Eagles loss? He called out sick today.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 15, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

💕💕

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 15, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

Who isn’t thinking about you?

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 12, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

So, yeah, Go Birds

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 12, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

So work is closed Monday which creates a massive backlog of orders, so I’m going in for 2.5x pay to mitigate some of it. It might snow on Tuesday rendering it all useless, but I have to be in charge of it all since my boss is taking a legitimately deserved vacation.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Probably not going to be more bad than good memories of the John Tortorella stint as Flyers coach, but tonight’s press conference beatdown will undoubtedly be remembered as a highlight.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 03, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

I guess technically, with a sign on the door and a wet floor placard in front of it, it becomes a “use at your own risk” situation? Like the toilets and sinks are fine.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 03, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

Two months later, nothing has legitimately been fixed. There is a single motion section light that works for 2 minutes at a time. It is paradise.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Jason Whitlock’s monumental meltdown to start 2024 signals that, once again, so much of the anger out there is a direct result of folks unable to accept/take the loss. It’s ok to be wrong!

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

This may or may not have been after a Tequila shot

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 27, 2023 at 03:40 UTC

Got hit with the jury summons. A perfect way to cap off a garbage year

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 23, 2023 at 21:33 UTC

That’s a great vibe, though

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 23, 2023 at 19:30 UTC

Appropriate Florida dinner attire, apparently

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 18:54 UTC

Every Philly team is successful and it’s the Eagles who have decided to be the eccentric one.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 04:59 UTC

Have to make up for not flirting in person last time you we met

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 04:51 UTC

I’ll have to cook up something special soon, then.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 04:46 UTC

Please stop broadcasting my DMs to you

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 16, 2023 at 23:32 UTC

The replies and quote tweets have varying levels of unhinged.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 16, 2023 at 00:06 UTC

I have now engaged in several of the things men desire most: Taking an extra strength Tylenol with a 16 ounce Miller High Life as a heating pad is on my back. 

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 16, 2023 at 00:04 UTC

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 15, 2023 at 03:06 UTC

I thought being down 42-0 in Vegas was a metaphor or something.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 11, 2023 at 03:04 UTC

The Eagles are making all of my friends sad and I would greatly appreciate it if they knocked that shit off

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 10, 2023 at 06:12 UTC

Spent the night doing several important Guy Things. Watching sports and Remembering Some Guys: Old Job edition. Shoutout all my crushes when I was a bratty teen working McDonald’s. I was a certified menace.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 10, 2023 at 01:12 UTC

Being mad about it

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 08, 2023 at 14:21 UTC

“If you’re a bug than can kill a praying mantis you need to be eliminated, preferably by fire.” Valvoline guys unhinged at 9am today.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 07, 2023 at 22:45 UTC

I have not had my bacon, egg & cheese on a pretzel bagel all week, and I’m blaming that for the reason I’ve been in a godawful mood today.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 03:23 UTC

Sometimes you just gotta fire off the DM anyway

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 18, 2023 at 14:29 UTC

On this, their 40th wedding anniversary, I asked where they’d like to go for dinner. Tonight, we dine like royalty at……Outback Steakhouse?

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