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PhilipC
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I agree, and while technically accurate, "assless socks" doesn't hit quite the same way.
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Be strange, but don't be a stranger.
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PhilipC
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I agree, and while technically accurate, "assless socks" doesn't hit quite the same way.
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PhilipC
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Like you're not allowed to complain about the country, unless it's about liberal policies.
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PhilipC
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You'd think someone would've taken that kid's gun away after the first shooting, not let the lil bugger run rampant for two years!!
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PhilipC
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“Don’t vote for Joe! He’s got blow!” - might not be the dunk that the Mandarin Convict thinks it is.
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PhilipC
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Shark: “Pass! had my fill of Cheetos at lunch”
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PhilipC
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“I’m a very innocent man!” Said no innocent man ever.
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PhilipC
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Intriguing how the word ‘oversight’ came also to be used as its opposite.
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PhilipC
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Well at least the zombies will get some added flavor.
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PhilipC
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The options are a pair of scissors stuck in your eye or a chicken sandwich with mayo and some people are willing to lose an eye because they prefer mustard.
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PhilipC
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A1, definitely. Ketchup is perfect with the Uruk-Hai fries, though.
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PhilipC
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How long until he's up at the podium yelling "The spice must flow!!!" ?
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PhilipC
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Really depends on the sauce.
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PhilipC
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And for the cannabis crowd: I Can't Believe it's Pot Spudder®
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PhilipC
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Cannibal Corpse
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PhilipC
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Maybe NWA just really didn't like Sting's singing.
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PhilipC
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and if it's all according to plan, that means God is going, "hey Luce, that really is some crazy stuff"
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PhilipC
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It's "supreme" -- I think that means it comes with sour cream and guacamole.
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PhilipC
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Were they all the same word? Technically that still counts.
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PhilipC
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Post: "My dog had puppies and they're ready to adopt out!" Comments: "OMG, U monster! Spay/Neuter your pets!!", "You probably run a puppy mill, I'm reporting you", "City laws only permit you to have so many dogs, how many animals do you have caged up?"
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PhilipC
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Yeesh, I need to busy then, I only upped my imaginary criming by 50% last year.
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PhilipC
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And technically, there's many uses for a dead body. I mean, look at Weekend at Bernie's...dead people can still be productive members of society.
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PhilipC
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Do snails think they are moving quickly?
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PhilipC
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To anyone that says they aren't voting because they aren't 'excited' about any of the candidates: Get over yourself. It's an election, not an entree you're trying at Applebee's.
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PhilipC
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Within _how many_ minutes? That could've been hours.
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PhilipC
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After an hour of watching tv with commercials, I feel: a) Scared that I might have at least 5 different diseases b) Bad for not supporting 5 different charities for kids c) Bad for not supporting 5 different charities for animals d) Sad for Applebee's for even trying e) all of the above
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PhilipC
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Wild that the tv show has the super-sized actor, while the movies got the jr. menu.
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PhilipC
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All this hoohah about Q-Learning. Didn't we learn all about them in Star Trek shows?
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PhilipC
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It's obvious folks, Skynet sent a terminator back from the future to put Altman back in charge to keep the timeline intact.
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PhilipC
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You'd think by now, they'd have gotten further than half-way.
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PhilipC
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Seems like most social media posts about the war boil down to: "If you don't think like I do, you are a <insert cliche insult here>"
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PhilipC
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If a baby started talking at all, that would be evidence of their demonic possession and you'd need to call the skydiving priest to do an in-air exorcism. Alternatively you pull your cord and leave the weirdo talking baby to do whatever infernal activities it was sent here by Satan to do.
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PhilipC
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The poles wash daily, and yet still emit an odor. It is a shame we must remind them of their 'condition' every time we refer to them.
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PhilipC
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"How dare you people not buy our product for more than it's worth!!!" *stomps angrily* "Fine, we'll just take it off the shelves entirely!!! That'll show 'em!!!"
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PhilipC
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How close to perfect do you require the creators of the content you enjoy to be? Put another way: How flawed will you let the human that created your favorite song be before you stop liking it? Not implying a right answer or trying to be combative, just putting the question out there.
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PhilipC
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What did Austin Powers say to the horny Jedi? "Obi Haaaayvvvve" How's that for a first post? This is how social empires begin, right?
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