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esoteric technofictional witch • maximum jank, minimum reward • she//ella


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witch hats are so cute

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sometimes we also say things like "route 128"

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type of person who calls a mass spectrometer "the inspect element tool",,

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cursed thought that i don't know why it entered my head: church youth program For Gamers™ called "Ready Prayer One"

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related concept: southie manzai
twitter.com/shenaniganse...

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"the light purple opaque"

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i've thought a lot about this, and i think 18 year old me wouldn't've, but 19 year old me who'd been to Rocky Horror and had a tiny taste of queerness probably would've (i figured it out at 20)

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(really hoping that i'm remembering The Movie That Makes Trans People Cry correctly and that that's the same vending machine; my brain is currently a foggy covid mess)

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i'd love for you to give me a tiny peek into another world that shatters my whole view of reality

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you should study for it

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i have become the type of ham who puts charms on a loop on her radio

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it was such a cool trip and i'm really happy with how my photos came out

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my 1,470 km (~900 mi) railway journey ended in Berlin, a city that felt very different from the previous ones 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200

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from Warsaw, I caught a train with delicious pierogi served aboard to Berlin, where I visited what appears to be a spaceship parked near the edge of West Berlin 🎞️: Kodak TMAX400

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Warsaw's very new metro (the newest stations I visited opened 2022) 🎞️: Kodak TMAX400

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Riga is an interesting mix of modern glass and steel Europe, old Soviet-era stuff, and a dense old european city and i rather like it

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after changing to a standard-gauge Polish train just short of the border for the long haul through the countryside, I reached Warsaw 🎞️: Ærocolor 100 (Flic Film Elektra)

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the next stop on my trip was a brief visit to Vilnius, Lithuania, where i spent the night, photographed some trains, and then departed for the Polish border 🎞️: Ærocolor 100 (Flic Film Elektra)

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bonus Rīga trams and railways 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200

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last month, I went to Latvia for work and then took trains through three other countries before flying home early summer in Rīga, Latvia and a map of my journey 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200

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shocking this needs to be corrected

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if current growth rates continue, someday soon, non-dad queers will surpass dads in production of bad puns and dad jokes will become gay jokes,,

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💭 robot girl who uses an internal control moment gyroscope to stay upright on a moving tram

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if someone looks like you but is bluer or redder, they're your dopplergänger

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it was such a good and powerful movie that's still lodged in my head two days later hope you get to see it soon

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boston and cambridge wandering 🎞️: Kodak TMAX400 (fresh, surprisingly)

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most witches live their lives in a magically-altered version of their original body, but a few engage in the difficult task of constructing or growing an entirely new body

i wrote a story about this (2,500 words): philo.gay/stories/bodi...

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happy birthday!

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i'm getting it done next week and i'm so excited

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with the Chase Sapphic Reserve card and its advanced long-range tap-to-pay technology, you never worry about your partner winning lesbian quick draw and making you appear unchivalrous (happy pride month; this idea has been lodged in my head for several weeks now, send help)

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i'm really excited to get it when i'm done with work it's such a great album

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his previous series with that mini jeep was great, so i'm excited to see this one

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excited to watch this i think it dropped after i went to bed last night

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💭 robot girl who turns up her CPU clock speed and generates more heat because her gf seems too cold cuddling with her,

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providence, rhode island 🎞️: Fujicolor 200 (expired)

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harvard square station 🎞️: Fujicolor 200 (expired)

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Rochester, NY's abandoned subway 🎞️: Fujicolor 200 (expired)

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💭 (cursed): fudging numbers so i can spend more at an european electronics store, call that mediamarkt to market accounting,

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no, i knew about him (although i couldn't remember his name)

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that guy is a big part of why we have the regulations on and federal control of weather magic we have today

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when the government's weather mages go on strike, they leave the sky cloudy and gray, as though it's about to rain, but they never grant the release of rain

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a FOIA foyer is a room in a government office where requests are initially received before being processed,,

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the Dyke March is in two weeks and i hope to see some of you there

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💭 spy who burns covers and gets new passports made just to feel something

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i really like it and it works well enough from my natural hair color, but i'm scared that i'll be stealing protagonist energy and/or calling too much attention to myself

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i'm going to go back to red, which i think you saw irl

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every person i see with unnaturally colored hair on this trip is steeling my resolve to get my hair dyed when i get home

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OH: robot girl whose gears are rattling a bit, but she claims it's coins in her pocket so as not to blow her cover

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💭 robot girl's gf who connects her phone to the robot girl to get an accurate position (the robot girl thinks it's cute when she does that)

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💭 robot girl with a high-precision GNSS receiver and compass so she never gets lost

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