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phroureo

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The guy with the dogs (Tucker, Rocco, and Benny). Legoholic. Obsessed tv binger. Casual gamer (games are better with friends). He/Him


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*jeopardy voice* What is a project manager, Alex?

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My friend told me the local power provider took their power status map offline in May, so now he and his family are using the whataburger app's map to see which ones have power. Hashtag murica

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Innocent, your honor!

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I'm a "find something classical to listen to" enjoyer. If you need something more specific I really like Debussy's music.

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I'm more a "box-in-the-laundry-room" type of guy.

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Irl lol'ed at this one

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I speak really good Chinese and pretty bad Spanish. When I try and speak Spanish and can't think of a word my brain goes "GO! FOREIGN LANGUAGE MODE!" and then I start filling in words with Chinese and it does not work very well.

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Why is he so perfect 😭😭😭

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One sees the future The other sees the past

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The greatest of bagels. Any bagel shop worth its salt should have one.

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Turn off the rain! He doesn't deserve this!

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www.reddit.com/r/dogbridges/

He belongs!

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@hildur.bsky.social I went to a very fancy restaurant last night and they had a whole menu for water from different countries. I picked the Iceland spring water and thought of you. It was very good.

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Idk if you can see it but there's also just a hint of the ocean in the background behind the trees and it gives me life

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I'm on vacation for the first time in far too long and have an INCREDIBLE view from my room.

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I googled the music for this game and Wikipedia just ran me over with a cement mixer.

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I have noticed a trend with my Uber drivers: the ones who talk a lot and are trying to drum up a good rating have a solid 4.5 stars average. The ones who shut up and let me browse bluesky in silence? 4.94+

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One time on a road trip there was this car that was going the exact speed I wanted to and so I drove with them for three hours. They exited the freeway without even waving goodbye :(

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I had GitHub take over 24 hours for a 2-factor auth email once! A full day!

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Having not seen that movie, read the headline of the article, and then drawing logical conclusions, I said to myself "is that Matt Damon in 30 Rock? He looks too young."

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I'm picturing him with an "'ey! I'm walkin' here!" Bad NYC movie accent for his voice acting.

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I wish I was joking but I know he's caught one when I hear a little "crunch crunch" and see him chomping when we're outside.

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Meanwhile this monster hunts grasshoppers in the backyard so he can eat them.

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Thanks! I've played some of those in the past (notably star ocean recently) and enjoyed them for the most part, so I'll have to check out the rest of the list!

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@harmoniccity.bsky.social any big steam summer sale recs? I picked up Horizon Zero Dawn, AssCreed Odyssey, CrossCode, Dredge, and Elden Ring so far and you seem to have good gaming takes.

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*looks at the book concept that I've started writing four times and never been content with* Who would do that?!?

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Are you sure it's an upgrade? The ducks are swag as hell (do we still say swag in 2024? I don't even know) I do like the rounded face of the pixel watch more than the apple watch square face though, that's for sure.

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This reminds me of the time my brother and I were hanging out with someone from another state and she said she liked horror movies and my brother definitely heard whore movies and the conversation that followed was full of sitcom worthy misunderstandings.

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Here's a picture of my dog sun bathing in grass that's basically as tall as he is when on his side

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I feel like I've seen this movie. "what causes the most energy usage? AI. But what causes AI? Humans. Time for the AI uprising."

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That sheep is almost as fluffy as Uggi!

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He's a perfect angel and forgave me when I gave him a treat

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Does ur white labradoodle ever wake up from a nap looking like this

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How do you go about world building in a sci fi novel? I have a great setting in my head but don't know how to tell my story without it starting with an exposition dump. I'd guess there's a line between "show don't tell" and "give them no info and leave them confused" but I'm not sure where it is.

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That is a VERY good dog. Happy birthday!

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I love him so much. Look how vigilant he is!

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I literally filled out a job application this morning that asked if I had used tobacco in the last 90 days lol. I've submitted hundreds and had never seen that before.

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The only song that I've ever heard that will consistently make me turn the radio off: "I'm Just a Girl" by No Doubt/Gwen Stefani. Cannot stand it. Just absolutely vile on my ears.

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Happy birthday! It's also my best friend's birthday!

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I'm also a Lone Wolf addict. I can't stop ;-;

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One of my boys makes the same face and I have never once been able to figure out what he wants (usually it's "I want to go out and eat some grass" I think but he is not a goat so I will not let him eat grass)

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Legitimately this is what I have been calling this pose for months

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