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Dick kicks.
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Dick kicks.
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More like rent forever because Microsoft hates not getting paid for things that they invented the idea of the market for.
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This should definitely be shown to her date when you first meet them.
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So the message is, "Since he crossed me, Big Boy is swimmin with da fishes."
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The scourge of Taco Bell, the Chalupacabra.
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"You know, for science."
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"Do you even take off the gloves in the bathroom? I'm starting to think that you never wash your hands."
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Pho-ment a revolution in self care.
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No no, how often does he change or even clean his gloves?
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o7
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"Why doesn't Mr. Fantastic keep getting pink eye?"
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Can we call this a "dick-roll"?
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They do seem to be rather exuberant with the projection.
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Yeah, America is their mark.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwr...
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Idiot is just on some bad shrooms and swears that the guy from Mario drives this car.
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Dafuq you on about?
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Dr. Earhart Sampson, PhD🌎
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That is spectacular.
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From the first moment I heard the news about shooting someone in the face I've never thought for a second that it wasn't on purpose and that the victim knew it was coming. Like Dick explained it to him beforehand. That makes it a murderer disgusted by a lying, fat, stupid, failed hitler sociopath.
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"...looking for someone in the bottom of a glass."
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😗🤏
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*golf clap*
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Thanks.
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What are the 14 words?
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Also consider that some injuries are required to be reported to the authorities.*
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Nonsense, this is amazing.
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Approve.
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"Peter Rabbit don't fuck around."
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Intense.
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"Musta grabbed his scrote tote because he's hauling balls."
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Is this the intent of your work in DC?
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Do they generally look like this? mnhjykuio789jmn,,jmm
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😗🤏
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@tatermagoo.bsky.social Grid bless you.
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Absolutely this.
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That's much more solid for 2020.
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Perfect.
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o7
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More like short-bus island...
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Suffering from a bad case of Bannal leakage.
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People in glass cake plates shouldn't get stoned. Mushrooms are a much better choice.
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It's not in season.
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Man, you are totally epic.
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That's cool as hell.
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What side were you on for the great heron wars?
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