The good people know
the pandemic is over,
they tested, masked,
stayed in if ill
for they are good people,
but that was long ago
they no longer do those things
if it weren’t over
good people might be expected
to do something
so the pandemic must be over
for they are good people.
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When they tell you
(and they will tell you)
that, yes, they are sick
but it isn’t covid
just know
they aren’t trying
to convince you
they are trying
to convince themselves.
*
A compendium of the 224th week of plague poems…
librarianshipwreck.wordpress.com/2024/07/05/p...
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New research has found
that whales
were less stressed
during the first year
of the pandemic,
so when you are stressed
by your unwell coworkers
by news about mask bans
by your friends insisting
that the pandemic is over,
remind yourself
you are not alone
you are with the whales.
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I remember the verses
and so I know
that we are dust
and someday to the dust
we shall return,
but I have just learned
that in Finland
infective SARS-CoV-2
had been found
in skull sawdust,
and so now I know
that we are dust
and the dust is infectious.
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I have heard it said
that one of the symptoms
of the latest variants
is overwhelming fatigue
but I have tested
and I have tested again
so I am confident
my overwhelming fatigue
is not from an infection
but from trying to survive
this unending pandemic.
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If you attend a gathering today
at which you handle fireworks
and tomorrow
your hands feel odd
then remember
to count your fingers.
If you attend a gathering today
at which everyone seems ill
and next week
you still feel fine
then remember
to count your blessings.
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With infections rising
the WHO official recommended
being up to date on vaccinations,
taking precautions,
and to “Be safe, stay safe. Be kind”
and I am trying, really I am trying,
but it is hard to be kind
when surrounded by people
who are making it difficult
to be and stay safe.
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Quietly and calmly
without fanfare or fireworks
the CDC noted “COVID-19
can surge
throughout the year”
but this admission was made
quietly and calmly
without fanfare or fireworks
so as not to discourage anyone
from attending a barbecue.
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Expectations are low
you are not required
to be a saint or a martyr,
none of us (including you)
can defeat this pandemic alone
so it does not fall to you
and to you alone
to do everything,
but it is in your power
to do something
so you might as well try
to at least do that.
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I apologize, I know that you
are probably overwhelmed
by the bad news
by the worrisome news
by the terrible news
so I apologize
for adding to your anxiety
but even in the midst
of all the other wretched news
you should know
that another dairy worker
has contracted avian influenza.
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Do not worry
about the numerous attempts
to ban masks
all you need to do
to circumvent such bans
is get elected president
and then declare
that you are wearing a mask
as an official act.
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My friends keep telling me
they are ready
to change the world,
but when I ask them if
they are ready
to wear a mask
they tell me to move on,
yes, my friends keep telling me
they are ready
to change the world
just so long as they
do not have to change themselves.
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We tell ourselves
that nobody
could have seen this coming
that nobody
could have seen any of this coming
as it is easier to believe that
than it is to admit
that we were not looking.
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My brother-in-law asks me why
all the advertisements
on his social media feeds
are for medication
to treat erectile dysfunction
and so I calmly tell him
that the virus
can cause erectile dysfunction
and I can immediately tell
he does not like this explanation.
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Doctors are increasingly worried
that this virus can cause
full-body inflammation
and while I suppose that this
helps to explain why
I so often feel
like my body is on fire
it still only partially explains
why the whole world
is going up in flames.
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A clarification:
It is not the case
that it is too late
though sadly
it is the case
that it is later
than you think.
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Apologies to you, my friend,
for I am certain
your anger and fear
are quite genuine
but it is difficult to believe you
when you say you are ready
to resist
the dark times ahead,
when wearing a mask
is too much to ask of you
in the dark times at hand.
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My friend
I know it seems
that things right now
are very bad,
but even as you worry
please remember
we are all of us still
in a pandemic,
so try to keep
a little perspective,
it’s not that things right now
are very bad,
it’s that things right now
are worse than that.
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Without sufficient data
it is very difficult to know
it is very difficult to really know
precisely how bad
this summer covid wave truly is
but considering that we
have already reached the point
at which news outlets are reporting
on this summer covid wave
it must be pretty bad.
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Only those who suffer
from paranoid delusions
truly believe
that everyone else
is out to get them
but I must confess
that there are days
when I am surrounded
entirely by unmasked faces
and I can’t help but feel
that everyone else
is out to get me sick.
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According to my sister
I worry too much
just look around
(she says)
nobody else is worried
so you don't need to either,
and I am not sure
how exactly to tell her
that the fact that no one else
seems particularly worried
is one of the things
that I find so worrisome.
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Please, my friends,
choose your words with care
it is not advisable to say
“this is a disaster”
such a comment
will only lead to confusion
please do not say
“this is a disaster”
for there are too many things
for there are far too many things
to which your “this” could apply.
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I had always heard
that someday
the meek will inherit the earth
but I often worry
that the powerful
have heard this as well
and so they’re ensuring
that there won’t be much left
for the meek to inherit.
*
The 223rd week of plague poems collected…
librarianshipwreck.wordpress.com/2024/06/28/p...
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Do not say
that last night
you heard nothing
nothing at all
about the ongoing pandemic
you must go back and listen
listen carefully
listen not to the words
but to the rasp in the voice
and then you will realize
that you heard quite a lot
about the ongoing pandemic.
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It is said that if it is repeated
often enough
a lie
can become accepted
as truth
and thus we barely shrug
when we hear how a politician
“just has a cold”
for we are so accustomed
to hearing how
everyone around us, also,
“just has a cold.”
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When you hear them say
(and you will hear them say)
“during the pandemic”
in the past tense
just know that they understand
on some level
that the pandemic isn’t over
that the pandemic isn’t really over
they are just convinced
that the pandemic is over for them.
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I agree
it was quite unconscionable
when that candidate
showed up to a debate
while knowingly infected
with the virus,
I only wish that you
also found it unconscionable
that so many people
shop maskless for groceries
and go out to eat
while knowingly infected
with the same virus.
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On the side of the postal box
a sticker boldly declared
"wear a mask save a life"
and as I stared at it
I found myself wondering
if perhaps the problem
is that people see the message
"wear a mask save a life"
and fail to realize
that the life they wind up saving
may be their own.
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Listen
those who know about politics
have been clear about this
the virus
just isn't a winning political issue,
the voters do not want
to hear about how
the pandemic isn't over,
the virus
just isn't a winning political issue,
which helps explain why
the virus keeps winning.
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I keep telling myself
that I have walked away
from worse than this before
didn’t I walk away
from that car crash in college?
didn’t I walk away
when that truck hit my bike?
yes, I tell myself
I have walked away
from worse than this before
yet this virus
just keep following me.
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When they get angry
(and they will get angry)
with the sight of your mask
know that they feel
that with your mask
you are sticking the pandemic
in their face,
which is rather ironic
seeing as with your mask
you are literally trying
not to stick the virus
in their face.
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The editorial board warned
“Long covid might presage
a wave
of disability claims. Get ready.”
and I just wish
that the editorial board
was as concerned
about preventing the infections
that can lead to long covid
as they are about
the possible cost
of people needing assistance.
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I’ve been told
by wearing a mask
I’m admitting
that I am afraid
of everyone and everything.
I’ve been told
by wearing a mask
I’m declaring
that everyone and everything
should be afraid of me.
And I just wish I knew
whether this week
I’m meant to be
terrified or terrifying.
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When they tell you
(and they will tell you)
that, yes, they are sick
but it isn’t covid
they’re sure it isn’t covid
just know
they aren’t trying
to convince you
they are trying
to convince themselves.
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Please do not worry
about avian influenza
after all the CDC
has tests at the ready:
“roughly a million
available now…
1.2 million more
in the next two months,”
which sounds good
just so long that is
as you do not think
about the size
of this country’s population.
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The other day
I read an article
in which a doctor warned:
"The effects
of repeatedly getting this
throughout our lives
is going to be
much more significant
than people are thinking”
and I worry that on some level
people do know this
and that is why
they refuse to think about it.
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The only thing
spreading faster
than mask bans
is the virus itself.
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Why is this still happening
I asked myself
while reading an article
about this summer’s surge
of covid cases
but then I made the mistake
of reading the article’s comments
and I was immediately reminded
exactly why
this is still happening.
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The question
of why there's so much
avian influenza
in Michigan’s wastewater
is a mystery
scientists are trying to unravel
and though I know
this is not a scientific answer
it seems one clear explanation
for this is that
we are in deep shit.
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The CDC’s graphic
explained how H5N1
is spreading:
Wild bird-to-cow
probable
Cow-to-cow
probable
Cow-to-poultry
probable
Cow-to-cat
probable
Cow-to human
probable
Human-to-human
none reported
And I had to remind myself
this graphic
was meant to be reassuring.
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You’ve probably heard
that in the summer
when someone tells you
to put on sunscreen
what they are saying
is that they care about you.
So please hear me when I say
that in a pandemic
when someone tells you
to put on a mask
what they are saying
is that they care about you.
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When the old punk told me
about the importance
of saving for retirement,
I replied that it’s pointless
everything will have collapsed
long before I can retire,
and instead of sadly laughing
the old punk said:
in the dark times
it is a radical act
to still believe in a future.
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Please note:
I am going to be spending next week in the woods. I plan on posting these as normal, but I appreciate your patience and understanding if there are any problems or delays. Thank you all for your support.
Stay safe.
Take care of each other.
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Having concluded
that it is impossible
to try to ban the virus
our leaders have decided
to instead ban masks
the sight of which
may remind people
of the virus.
*
A compendium of the 222nd week of plague poems…
librarianshipwreck.wordpress.com/2024/06/21/p...
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I had always heard
that someday
the meek will inherit the earth
but I often worry
that the powerful
have heard this as well
and so they’re ensuring
that there won’t be much left
for the meek to inherit.
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I thought
I’d heard them all,
every single term
people use to describe
how what they are sick with
is something other than the virus
yes, I thought
I’d heard them all,
but I just heard someone
describe their sickness
as “air-conditioner cold,”
so I’ll add that one to the list.
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After reading the headline:
“Infectious bird flu
survived
milk pasteurization”
I have decided
that for the foreseeable future
I am going to try to
survive
without milk.
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This virus damages
taste
so maybe that is why
everything tastes bitter
This virus damages
smell
so maybe that is why
we smell smoke
This virus damages
vision
so maybe that is why
we don’t see each other
This virus damages
the heart
so maybe that is why
we have become so numb
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This summer heat
is much too hot
and wearing a mask
will only make you hotter
yes, wearing a mask
will only make you hotter,
but keep things in perspective
that is still much better
than winding up with a fever
in this summer heat.
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We all know
the term “biweekly”
(as in biweekly meeting)
can denote something that happens
every other week
or twice a week,
and here in this pandemic
it seems the term “seasonal”
(as in seasonal wave)
now denotes something that happens
only in certain seasons
or in every season.
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