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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)

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Your new favorite metalqueer™ (she/her). BD: 03/09/1992. Lesbian and contagiously trans. Ask me about Planepacked!


Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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Delanda est, am I right?

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe (postcation arc) 🇵🇸's avatar coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe (postcation arc) 🇵🇸 @wormwitch.bsky.social
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misogyny is a highly infectious agent that is inextricably intwined with every culture Misogyny is not a Roman disease . it is ancient , global , & must be eliminated in its totality by all means necessary . It is a linchpin ; There will be no freedom until it is destroyed and nothing of it remains

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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Never had it, but I'd be down to try if I can get it made in a trustworthy fashion.

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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Computers are a little bit more powerful these days, it seems! 🤪

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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If you have the right fancy cheese, make sure to whip up some pommes aligot!

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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A lot of folks I know are busy organizing and otherwise figuring out praxis! I feel like I need to be more active in that regard. 😅

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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If you eat the potato, are you going to use the energy it gives you (read: potato power) to levitate more potatoes?

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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Please don't tell my fiance. She'll retaliate with OoT and Majora's Mask randomizer runs!

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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Why is it that the conspiracy theorists always attribute stuff like Egyptian pyramids and Moai heads to ancient aliens? Where's the theorists making similar claims for... iuno, medieval cathedrals? The Manila galleons? The Sistine chapel? That'd be a fun show to watch.

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Don't forget to bring plenty of royal jelly.

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Hopefully this results in a delicious meal! 🍲

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ivy fae ⛧'s avatar ivy fae ⛧ @ivyfae.bsky.social
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i am become You, Goer of Girl

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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Not entirely true! I have an aunt on my father's side of the family whom I've inherited some physical attributes from. 🤪

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Sky's avatar Sky @queerbluesky.bsky.social
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I avoid looking like my mom by dressing in a far gayer and more homosexual way than she ever would

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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Consider that their members have names and addresses. At least for now. 🤔

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It could be worse - it could be a "women's" restroom with the only baby changing station in the entire building!

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Having a well stocked pantry with plenty of bases for all your meals is... uh... based, actually. 🍝🍚

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Extra credit if you mention boofing.

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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Imagine if you were milking a cow, and a 30 dollar bill came out. I'd have some questions for the US treasury.

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She's a bimbo, but in the sense that the majority of the food she eats is manufactured, processed, and/or sold by Grupo Bimbo S.A.B de C.V.

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Not just lesbians, but Narset to boot!

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Rose Schmits's avatar Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social
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These people are really out there telling me “i loved your work and you but now you are engaging with me angrily this will not help get people on your side“ well asking nicely hasnt fucking worked has it. I dont have to be nice to people telling me losing rights is for the greater good

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He'd probably feel safer if he had ten times as much money, though. 💸

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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There are a lot of folks in this world who believe that eternal damnation is a good thing, and that belief doesn't necessarily go away if you decide to adopt some form of leftist politics. If you want change, you have to give people a path to forgiveness, even if it's (justifiably) hard.

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As an adult, I know that nausea can be a type of pasta if I'm able to get enough people to consensus-reality it into existence. It's more work than I'm willing to put in, though.

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Who's to say they aren't going to come up with something to make all trans care illegal? ...plan accordingly.

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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I'd say it doesn't really change anything, on account of actors willing to use these tools not genuinely caring about legality... but sometimes, having that veneer is good for entrenching power.

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Valued by them, too. 😁

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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...until you Super Mario Advance 3? 🙃

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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The great thing about all these rulings is that the affected parties will comply with them and not resist in any fashion! (/s)

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What's the most popular rock band in the Steven Universe... universe? It's probably Spinel Tap.

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i know it might not seem like it, but the working class has *a lot* of power even now. the thing with laws is that they are a social contract we all agree to instead of outright violence & militarism. if you pass unjust laws, it doesn’t mean you win. it means you are weakening your right to rule.

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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"Every week, I buy five pounds of bulgur wheat from the bulk section at Whole Foods and leave it at the altar. My enemies are swept away my the rat tide. Life is good. Is this Thursday good for Fortnite?"

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"The rats take their wisest elders and knot their tails together, which is said to unite their knowledge and judgement. The collective must learn to coordinate their actions; should they succeed, they may rightfully call themselves a rat king."

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"Will you shut up about the 8verse already? I keep finding little pieces of food around the house. Nothing that I bought recently. But as time passes, it's increasingly foods I've been craving for a while."

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"I hear them now. Skittering that wakes me in the night. I should be afraid, but I'm not. I woke up with bites on my arm. For a moment, I thought they read, 'WE REQUEST YOUR PRESENCE'. Then I washed up with soap and antibiotics, and drove to the urgent care."

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"I once saw a pile of droppings at my door. When I returned with a broom and a dustpan to dispose of them, I noticed someone had carved words into the concrete - 'COME TO US'. An elaborate prank, perhaps?"

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"I lost a brother to the rats. In his last days, he told me thought he was being watched. He bought traps and poison, and he kept them on his person at all times. The rats usually don't go after humans, though."

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"What we're seeing is the upending of nature; the inversion of predator and prey. The rats have learned to swarm the lions, and they've developed a taste for cat meat."

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It's also my kind of joke! 😁

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V, the Dyke Creature's avatar V, the Dyke Creature @creature.gay
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magic gender of the day heralds death, rebirth, life, the end and the beginning of all things, compleation, perfection, and an eternity of service to the glorious machine

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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This is like trying to Joe% American Dad, isn't it?

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bites u's avatar bites u @bitesu.bsky.social
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be nice to penis woman. or else

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Jessica Kagan (has breached containment)'s avatar Jessica Kagan (has breached containment) @planepackedjess.bsky.social
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Like many Chevron doctrine questions, it really boils down to, "At what point is the FAA going to decide the cost of not enforcing its own policies exceeds the cost of being out of compliance with the Supreme Court?"

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Nuance doesn't get the same ad revenue and impressions. I have to imagine a universe in which it did would be very strange. Better, but strange.

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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with christofacism encroaching and the death of a livable lifestyle for all but the most lucky, we gotta bring back one of humanity's oldest friends : The Goddess of Wealth-Murdering

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I mean, they _are_ holy...

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