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Miya

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Hagfish mindset 🪱🧠

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Sometimes when someone says “how about I just fucking KILL myself” what they are really saying to themselves is “come on bitch, this sucks but we can and must get through it”

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Why is there so much WORK to do why is it RELENTLESS

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Happy trails!

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Kathy was so fucking right dawg. ACK.

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Ive heard tell of a land where they chill their homes during the summer so much that they can wear a sweater

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I make fun of americans who set their air conditioning to 72 degrees and call them little babies because I am so so so jealous and wish I could be that bold and devil may care and coocoo crazy

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Thinking about all the myriad ways people say “Daddy” in The Righteous Gemstones

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I fucking love singing. But there are probably people out there who don’t enjoy it so much, right. I guess those people are just weirdos

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I’ve been sending every email today with a “OH my god who GIVES (slams Send here) a shit” that’s a good sign right

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Every time I get “stressed out” about “work” it is an L on a scale beyond the limits of human comprehension

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I think it’s sooo cute that my parents had one shitty child and one child who turned out relatively ok

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It’s getting to that point in the summer where my skin loses structural integrity because every one of my pores is constantly weeping sweat and it feels like my skin is just going to slough off

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If theres’s something I love more than yelling at someone about the dangers of hypothermia it’s yelling at someone about the dangers of heatstroke

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It’s bonkers that taylor swift was in the cats movie

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It’s really fucked how if you have like 10 completely normal objects on your tabletop you look like a big slob

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28 degrees: for when you want to use electricity but still be uncomfortably sweaty

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The GOVERNMENT wants us to set our air conditioners to 28 degrees, a wholly insufficient temp

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Anyway sometimes I think I know how the two haircuts in one day person feels and it really scares me

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Suddenly remembered an online advice column where the q asker was like “I got a haircut today and then immediately walked into another salon and got another haircut??? Why’d I do that” and the advice writer was like I don’t know what I can say to help you. You should probably see a doctor

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It’s so cool that it can be joever in places outside the US. For example here

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One of those songs where I’d heard parts of the song way way before I ever heard the actual song

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The Tom Tom Club Genius of Love hook really Baader Meinhofs you huh

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Oh it’s just going to get worse for the next two months you say. Wonderful

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Objectively life just sucks a whole lot. So I am very grateful to be so delusional so much of the time

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We should bring that one back. No one likes the birthday song

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Showing The Holdovers in theaters in july…great choice

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How to convince western people that strong zero is not a cool drink and is in fact pretty loser-coded here

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There are real costs to staying informed about the news. You want a steady high dose IV drip of cortisol into your veins for the next four months?

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apples, painted by james marion shull, 1910

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On a nonzero amount of dihydrocodeine if that explains some things. We are striving to maintain the quality of our posts at our usual world class standard and thank you for your patience

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Really enjoying charli xcx despite being a solid 0/365 party girl bumpin that

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I always knew this but I was meant to be in a group chat. I was not in any group chats for a long time. I am now in multiple group chats and I’ve never felt more alive

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Issuing a blanket “what the fuck are you talking about” to everyone who I don’t know what the fuck they are talking about

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I love looking something up to see what the hell it is exactly and going to the product website only for it to tell me that it is a “trusted solution”. Great thanks but what is it

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Why are all the governor’s race candidates people I would move away from if they sat next to me on the subway

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No doubt many of the “my kid said this wise thing” stories are fake but also there are children who are very observant about what their parents say often and are eager to parrot them to get praise

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