Koga Shuko

Krunks @krunks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:23 UTC

its actually *sir* Gulp Shitto

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

Should have been Corbyn

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

I'm gonna go with Señor Dickhead

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

"I'm known online as 'truck—' hey, where are you going???"

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:45 UTC

If they pull out the phone you gotta GO

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

Should have been Corbyn

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

With all due respect, Mr. Bois, why don't you make like a tomayta

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

tf you just call me???

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

And the dialogue is clearly an AI voice over it's really bad oh man we live in Hell and I earned them an extra 10¢ with my view

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:54 UTC

I should have known the trailer was a fabrication too. I watched the *real* trailer for Nosferatu and got recommended a million trailers, among which was this one but was actually a complete fabrication. Lmao they super imposed Michael B Jordan's face on clips from Gemini Man of CGI young Will Smith

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:51 UTC

Lmao also the trailer is AI it's fake and it's hilarious too

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

Lmao these AI thumbnails are out of control

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

Lmao these AI thumbnails are out of control

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

Is it an actual YouTube thumbnail? Yes. Is it the actual trailer? Yes. Was it made by the studio? The channel is "Foxstar Media" so no I'm guessing it's AI

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:40 UTC

I AM A SURGEON I AM A SURGEON I AM A SURGEON, JADA I AM A SURGEON

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:38 UTC

LMAO WTF IS THIS

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:09 UTC

God Damn America, have a shitty 4th and may the innocent not incur the wrath of God when we are smited. 🇺🇸🦅🏈🎆

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

Sometimes, and with increasing frequency, I feel the desire to never use the Internet again, focus solely on spending time with loved ones. Being consciously aware that this is an opinion that a human is capable of conjuring in their mind does me psychic damage.

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 07:34 UTC

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:17 UTC

They're dropping your ass out of a coconut tree in the QRTs rn 😬

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

Is this fake? Please tell me this is fake.

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

I had a stainless steel fridge that came with an apartment and I'll be fucked if I couldn't keep that thing from looking like shit

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

We don't have that? Coulda swore...

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

Yeah, I don't suffer that shit anymore. Get out the guns and storm the fuckin' Bastille already or shaddap

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:41 UTC

I'm so online poisoned that all I can see when I look at this doc on Tubi is "QueenCamilla_Defiant!"

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

Ahhhh The Shape of Punk to Come mentioned!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

2016 relitigation too stale now, gotta bust out the vintage

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 07:17 UTC

I'm the CEO of slamming brewskis Chill Epic Officer

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

I had never seen that account before until that thread, that is... something

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:42 UTC

THAT'S BADBUNNY????

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

Just wanted some light fare for my road trip out west, you know how it is

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

Listening to Blood Meridian on audiobook and driving deep into Far West Texas until midnight because I'm a kewl dude

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

Gen Z Wu Tang be like The Rzller! The Gzller! Gyattfaced Killah!

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

To the tune of Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter: 🎶 She's got a gyaaaatt 🎶But I'm the Rizzlerrrrr

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Koga Shuko @please.shutup.dad [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

Democrats: The people revere our sacred institutions! People:

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