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They’re all bangers in my heart. He/him. 🍉


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“My favorite meat is hot dog”

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Yes, because of woke

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Where was he on January 6?

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The fact that I thought it was true says a lot. About society.

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Apparently at one of the immigrant concentration camps, staff were making detained children recite the pledge of allegiance every morning. As they were in the process of being deported.

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I hope she and Rufus are doing well, blissfully offline.

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Wait was that an actual take someone had?

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They have an effective upper limit on size even if they never truly stop growing. As they age the growth rate slows to the point that it’s negligible.

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I’m not an expert but I’ve read that koi will eat frog eggs and tadpoles. If you’re hoping to benefit native wildlife with the pond that’s something to consider.

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Put a few little fish in it and no mosquito larva will last 5 minutes

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I love a wildlife pond

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“I dissent” is just “I lost” with an extra syllable.

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*poking her with a stick*

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Love wins

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BENiS

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The only thing that can light even the tiniest spark of patriotism in me is hearing a Brit talk shit about America. Then I’m belting out Lee Greenwood like a drunk guy at an air show.

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Enrichments for my enclosure 👀 Enrichments for my enclosure queen?? Enrichments for my enclosure 👀

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Dudes rock

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Sorry, the lathe only works for bad things

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Oh yeah Musk made a big stink about “cis” being a slur a while back. He’s such a dumb asshole.

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Can you watch him while I go smoke?

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Enrichments for my enclosure 👀 Enrichments for my enclosure queen?? Enrichments for my enclosure 👀

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nice mental illness bro did your mom make it for you

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Michael Scott: I. DECLARE. GENERAL STRIKE. Oscar: you can’t just say the words “general strike” and expect anything to happen. MS: I didn’t say it, I declared it.

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I know it’s pointless to call these people out on their hypocrisy, and that the hypocrisy is, in fact, the point for them. And I know they take great pleasure in watching people get worked up over their hypocrisy when they literally could not care less. But god damn it STILL galls me.

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At least when the Donner Party did that, they didn’t know they were about to become THE Donner Party.

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You’re right. But if someone genuinely does dislike it, that’s fine. But if they get performatively mad about it, I have no choice but to assume that their preference of pizza toppings is the most interesting thing about them. Same goes for ketchup on hot dogs.

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This guy has been polishing the same AI turd for like 40 years

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