|
Jolerade@postwood.bsky.social |
101 followers 194 following 252 posts
He/Him Hard wood enthusiast Southeast Wisconsin
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
It’s the most important election of our lives but our candidate is a man who is currently shitting his pants and will not remember what happens in any given moment. He will continue to decline and very well may die within 20 seconds. Just have to browbeat 100 million Americans into voting for him
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
GIVE ME YOUR CHEESE LET ME SQUEEZE EM IN MY HAAAANDS
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
When I eat my 17th deep fried pickled cheese curd and ranch popper
1 replies 3 reposts 16 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Not gonna be laughing when the Midwest discovers a way to stack overflow our cholesterol levels back to perfect health
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Which one is it: -This is the most important election of our lives -Joe Biden is a good enough candidate even with the genocide and dementia
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Output your head from your ass. You know they’re gonna 25th him in October right? It’ll be claimed to be political because it will be, but also it’ll be impossible to deny until a cognitive evaluation is performed. He’s a weak candidate. But at least this may finally destroy the dems!
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I dunno, you’ve got that glassy eyed certainty in the leader that makes you a fine candidate to vote for Trump. Hell, you may as well chase that feeling of victory just so you could feel something once again
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
If the genocide isn’t an issue then vote for Biden. It’s time for a second term of Biden
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Love the dems, love that the GOP classic “if you’re not with us you’re against us” took root so deeply
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I’m a bad American I know, I just don’t get hard for genocide. And you’re really expecting that this vote blue no matter who thing will work when the GOP could 25th him at any point between now and November?
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
What Israel is doing is genocide, and they are armed and supplied by the US. Joe Biden’s Dementia is just icing on that cake. Look at his gait, the forgetfulness, and the inability to maintain a thought in conversation (dramatically worsened relative to previous speeches and debates). Dementia.
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
All genociders deserve to hang in The Hague.
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
- Lancet estimates US bombs and artillery have killed 140k Palestinians so far. Israel is aiming for extermination in Gaza if you just listen to them and watch their actions. Joe Biden is happy to make that happen. - The rape allegations came out in 2020 - That debate performance was pure dementia
3 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
If you just ignore the genocide, the dementia patient with nukes thing, the rape allegations, and the genocide & dementia then he’s the best possible candidate
3 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
No no, a conductor Is electrifying
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I understand, but a good conductor is electrifying
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Backwards B-Hop into the booth and vote Perot, causes an error that results in 15 votes for Debs
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
That’s just a screencap from “THIS AIN’T REBOOT”
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Always wondered what brand this was, thank you
0 replies 1 reposts 9 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
If you’re a dem it’s not enough to just vote, be sure to make your property child safe in case the President wanders through
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
There’s only one man who can defeat Trump and he can’t remember his name, and he would die if a leaf fell on him
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
So we get a King for this Fourth of July and the Brits get an election? Fuck this man
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
That’s some S-Tier bungling
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I thought Joe sounded Reagan-esque
2 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Also congrats to President Harris, at least for the next 6 months
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Congrats to Joe for potentially enforcing the 25th amendment
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Slowly but surely I’m killing this lawn
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I’m so excited they added Gunbert to the cast
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Thank God this humidity is gonna break
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
For one day only, we all will brook the gossamer bloatee
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Get rid of Apps, just let me use a damn website. Also the only personal vehicles that should be allowed in town are golf carts. And not enough industry has been nationalized in this country
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Thank you Mr. Hewett for your service
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Got one from Ace Hardware for 350 with 2 batteries last year. It looks a little weird but it’s reliable as hell and has good power. The whole lineup is great, just keep checking Ace for deals.
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Small delay to the rain garden projects after finding a wasp nest and falling off a ladder. I’m doing my part.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Karen cat wants you out of her catnip garden
0 replies 1 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
To be fair, it’s good that they know that other meaning.
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Say what you will about Trump, but at least he’s an honest American who respects the tradition of Meltdown May
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I urge the federal government to release the secret files on the secret blacksite, Dudes’ Rock
0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
This proves Minneapolis keeps getting better. Next time I get lost driving on the interstate there I’m just gonna park the car and move in
0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Corpse fingers are the most metal of all mushrooms
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Really putting the sick in cicada
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I supported justice until I found out every president may end up being arrested for war crimes and now I’m fully aroused for justice
0 replies 4 reposts 26 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
He hated juice
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Ah yes, my documentary
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
It’s neat but we’re still putting the cart before the horse. Give me the Wisconsin high speed rail, I want to see the kind of cow catcher engineers make to deal with all the deer here.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
The rapid growth of mad max style storm chasing vehicles can only mean that we will see bondage gear meteorologists within 5 years.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Boeing is just lucky enough that all these whistleblowers die, and just unlucky enough that their planes keep vomiting components mid-flight. It’s incredible!
0 replies 1 reposts 1 likes
|
|
Jolerade
@postwood.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Jesse “The Mind” Ventura doesn’t hide
0 replies 0 reposts 9 likes