Chris Daddy

Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

Shouting all my tweets in your face one after another

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:17 UTC

Ummm, WHAT did you say your rap name was? Poop dog or something?

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

Replace the like button with a button that says “LOL!”

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Hey. You’re acting like a dumbass and it’s costing me money.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:17 UTC

I’m serious!

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:17 UTC

Dude, are you on crack? Because you’re making no fuckin sense

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:00 UTC

You said you talked to ma MOMMA? What for?

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

I don’t think you realize who you’re talking to. You ever been in jail before?

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

Skeets that make me say HE he!

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:02 UTC

What’s up? Nothing you fucking freak. Don’t ask me that!

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

I’m gay

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:24 UTC

You ain’t got sense enough to fuckin pour piss out of a boot

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

*sighs* Pencil Dick. What’s up.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 06:29 UTC

You’re on hose duty bud someone’s gotta do it.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 06:22 UTC

Your momma and my momma are going out together to get me a big cherry pie from the grocery store. They’re not going to bring you shit.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 06:16 UTC

You’re talking to Chris Daddy here

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

I’ve got this little app on my phone that tells me where your momma’s at any time of the day, morning noon or night. Hell, she helped me install it.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

You sound like you’ve got a sweet little piece of chewy gum in your pocket

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

You sound like you’ve got a little sweet in your shoes.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

👎

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

👎

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

👎

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

I’m blowing you a kiss right now, cocksucker.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 07:07 UTC

Your old ass couldn’t do nothin, you bastard

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 06:59 UTC

You’re so full of shit your eyes turn brown

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

You couldn’t find it with both hands, dickhead.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 06:05 UTC

I don’t have to listen to you, butt wipe.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

That’s right, shithead. Get to work.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

Getting jumpscared by a virtual flushing toilet

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 05:08 UTC

Hmm like I give a shit.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

Searching for "gordon ramsey but he likes the food" on Youtube.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

I’m gonna call my dad and he’s gonna go spank your butt.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

Nice to see some truth posted on here for once

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

Nice all caps post, maybe they should relax with a little toke

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

Whoa, dude, did you just piss yourself? HEY EVERYBODY! He just fucking PISSED himself! DUH HUHUHUHUHUH! DUH HUHUH!

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

Blow it out your shorts, dude.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Some people hear the truth and get pissed off. Those with wisdom say thank you

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

You’re like a dog with two bones.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 05:14 UTC

Hehehe, your momma bitch.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

That’s your face? Looks like my bulldog Rover’s ass.

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

Bending over to pick up a quarter, getting kicked in the butt and farting before face planting into a pile of donkey shit

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 07:27 UTC

I’m trying to get some sleep! STOP FUCKING FARTING!

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 06:31 UTC

You’re a fuckin hardon, you know that?

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Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 05:23 UTC

Last chance before I whip out my blackjack

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