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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

nah fuck you im voting mr. frog

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

Never Ask a Man his salary, A Woman her age, What Donald Trump was doing in Spain between 1936-1939

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

fr wish i was a better reader

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

The only reason to go there anyways is for dog products/ dog cleaning for 10$ besides that its smaller home depot with even less shit

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

i always took tractor supply as a more conservative home depot anyways so its not that surprising

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

yeah there was more than just stuttering during the debate

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

whats the opposite of a crusade

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

seems like a stretch

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

Damn Hebrew's looking a little funny these days

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:40 UTC

both aren't the best because democracy brings fascism to power

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

i am, but a poor laymen, a poor laymen, who wishes to understand the joke

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

fuck topside, lets all build sewer cities

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

"i know how to tell the truth" Post Debate Watch party thing: "Guys don't worry, give 3 days and all of this stuff will be Fact Checked"

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

so 2024 we had fuhrer trump, im guessing 2028 we'll have Don Biden and his democratic capos?

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

sab·o·tage /ˈsabəˌtäZH/ verb deliberately destroy, damage, or obstruct (something), especially for political or military advantage.

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

ave, true to cesar

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

i see they're tapping into that beta audience arent they

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

running from wall to wall, defying gravity while screaming eeeeeeeeeeeeee

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

crouching up and down should be a symbolic rain dance

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

did a play-through recently, never bought this armor. Killed the van graffs and used there black combat armor despite it being shittier but looking way nicer

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

Little Update but was driving home from the mechanic the other day when i noticed the cyber truck sitting in someones driveway i knew it was bad but holy shit is it the most gaudy piece of fucking rust i have ever seen in my entire like i needed eye bleach after seeing it

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

bit late but look whos wrong lmao im gonna give Tim, "Tim Luck", Where whenever he proclaims something will happen in favor of trump it would completely go the other way and fuck trump over

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

Walter white if he didn’t sell grey matter

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Phew, I’m glad Fox News is beginning to recognize the genocide in Gaza

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 12:15 UTC

The Piano Man Conspiracy All iconic moments in history have a piano man Who and what is the piano man

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

Nah you need a foreman grill to keep them warm

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

"Biden withdrawals from Nato" and "Zelenskyy Resigning" is a clear message she's paid by the Russian government Gotta hand it to Kareem rifai for picking a good title for MTGs office tho

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

You know I shouldn't laugh at the deceased, but I think if you use Simpsons episodes as part of your evidence of global ponzk cabal, youre truly out there Like way out in space where theres no saving you

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

So the guy who set himself on fire wasn't a supporter of Trump or against, he was just so deep in a conspiracy rabbit hole that he decided to self immolate

In other words he was fucking crazy and out his mind

Here's his Manifesto if anyone's interested:

theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set...

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

They put trump in DC comics

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

So he's getting rid of all the right wing accounts who spam billshit right? Right???

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

"Hey fellas I'd like to announce the top donators for my campaign! - Heritage Foundation - Aipac - America First - And Donald Trump"

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

People still unironically using grok? I think that's bigger news than this

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

Fucking astonishing Ever wanted to see what a trash fire looks like? Wa-bam there it is

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

A last minute warning tells me Israel does not give a fuck about us

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

Projection is a son of a bitch isn't it

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

When I say it hasn't started I mean we haven't gotten to juicy stuff yet Weve just finished jury pickens

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

The trial hasn't even started and this ogre is already saying it's collapsing

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

Still, I wonder why RFK of all people Kari Lake, Kristi Noem or Vivek would've been my pickings if I were in the conservative faction RFK hates vaccines and that's basically his only position.

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

Well when I said he was turning red or dropping out, becoming vice president was not on that list.

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 04:02 UTC

So people are angry with Katherine Maher because she supports progressive causes? God damn the right is soft

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

You fuck ghoul: - skins feels like bacon - smells like a smokers lounge - doesn't sound healthy at all - you gain 15 rads with each thrust Yeah they're smash worthy

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

Reminds me of Yahoo AI melting down because programmers can't code bots right lol

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

Nor was I ever expecting them to recognize Palestinian state hood anyways

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

Honestly I'm not surprised

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

Bluds gonna make the longest podcast clocking in 2.365 × 10^15 minutes

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

“Yeah I listen to death metal fuck you” “No I swear I’m not a loser”

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YourPalPest @presidentpesticide.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

I drive a Tesla model Y You will respect me

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