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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

Unfortunately it wasn’t loud enough for the people in the back

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

acab includes inspector gadget

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

I looked these up and it just seems to be astrology but they won’t admit it

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

So far they’re all outliving Shifty Shellshock so who even knows

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 05:00 UTC

On the plus side we’ll at least get Jimmy Pesto back

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

Them: The population is collapsing! Me: We’re on track for 10B people. What population are you talking about? Them: Oh, you know the ones 👌

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 05:48 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

New Kissinger just dropped

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

Love how we’ve all been trained by the marketing industrial complex to call them “Gen Alpha” instead of just “children”

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that it’s fine actually

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

In Canada this week which is like America but without the “might get shot” aspect

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

I *just* had an American Airlines pilot say he was going to ”cut corners” to make up for the flight being late. I was like, excuse me sir can we not

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

Working on my Morrissey impression to “spice things up” in the bedroom

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Sorry, this is completely wrong. What consumers want most is to navigate through 3 levels of menu on a touchscreen to find the UI to emergency unlock the door as their car sinks in a lake then send a generative AI goodbye voice message to their loved ones

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

I completely changed my career in my 40s from software engineering to alternative proteins / food tech, AMA

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

There is a case for AI to visually inspect your dishes to determine what areas need more intensive cleaning, or just need a simple rinse. This would save water and energy. But the right thing is a *less* interactive dishwasher with a single button that just figures out what to do.

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 05:37 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

When a centrist dies, the correct response is to bury him in an unmarked No Labels grave

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 20, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

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I just checked Threads and he seems to be thriving

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 02, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 02, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 29, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

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