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Yeah, I hear ya, if I didn't know how to do it one handed before I certainly would have by now
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I'm 35, AuDHD, trans male, and gay. Death didn't take me. Keybard under the name Eli Kwake and also, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED??
Pronouns: he/him
Discord: tempestkwake (mutuals only)
Ko-fi book and music shop: ko-fi.com/elikwake/shop
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Yeah, I hear ya, if I didn't know how to do it one handed before I certainly would have by now
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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heck I'm even curled up in couch, I'm just wheeeee
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Can't help, can share is a watch word for me
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Good news, I am becoming unsober, I have pudding, I'm listening to Gloryhammer, I have pudding, I am becoming unsober, I have pudding, I have more gummies to take later, I have pudding, and I am becoming unsober
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me: brain, what do you want for bed sounds? brain: GLORYHAMMER me: ... you're WEIRD, okay you got it
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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HELP THIS PERSON
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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sounds like me "look, ask and I'll let you know"
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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Mine doesn't seem to be? But everyone is different
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me: brain, what do you want for bed sounds? brain: GLORYHAMMER me: ... you're WEIRD, okay you got it
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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it's a writer game for fiction! (dunno if you do that) different hosts and topics every week on Tuesday at 9 EDT/6 PDT
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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I have some anecdotal evidence about Old Spice if you don't mind smelling like forest 😂😂😂
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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it's gross what doesn't ship there
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I'm using Old Spice Timber 😂😂😂
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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Maybe I've got you mixed up, but regardless you seemed cool
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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No, I just have excellent hearing
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I think I met you through WriteStuff, you're good
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huh, maybe that's why I've been fine this summer, I've been stinking so bad I just put deodorant everywhere that gets sweaty currently it helps
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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that's good, that rash is annoying
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me too! I'm excited to learn!
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I've had that, mine seems to have cleared up The perks of lying in epson salt sll winter and spring, I guess 🤷♂️
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I have alarms for that, we're good
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I love that shit on uke, looking forward to hitting it on violin sometime in the hypothetical future
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I hear that, and it can rash on you if you aren't careful
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Cool, don't forget @mightymadmaxine.bsky.social they can be Gonzo
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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I KNOW I'LL SMUGGLE MYSELF ONTO A TRUCK I'M VERY STEALTHY AND I HAVE GRANOLA BARS
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Well, we take or don't take the gender affirming haircuts we do or don't take ... I should go to bed also take my pain meds
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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right, so... I'm really, REALLY bad at geography
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... which one is right? I'm REALLY bad at geography
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I'm not surprised, I was wondering when it'd be my turn though
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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accept
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I don't have a bike, and I dunno my knees would let me Maybe bus?
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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I've got the sides and back practically shaved right now but I've still got lots of silver up top, and I usually let it get a bit thicker before cutting it again ... because I forget to cut it
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I'm really bad at geography
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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okay I don't know where that is
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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that's wise but how will you get their mailing addresses? 🤔
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especially on my temples
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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RUDE I'm sorry, mint did that to me, it's made life SO HARD
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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Nope, I'm a man A very twinky man with enormous mamba jambas
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I made a joke about someone winning my ass in a duel and then another one asking when they were going to collect their booty I'm hilarious
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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I had an herb I like herbs
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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wait, where am I going? we're on the same landmass
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I recommend it, I'm pretty fuckin funny
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@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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Myself get less and less sober
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*sighs* yeppers
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As I settle down to copy edit some of this beasty, I again implore those of you with $7 (for the book) or $100 (if you want to name a god, have me write a 2000+ word short story about them, and get the book) to support an indie author in recovering from a horrific abuse situation
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I turning into a silver fox
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Just insert "America" where it says "Britain" if you're confused
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I'm in that area currently and boy howdy is it red here
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Me too, pre or post op
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Wait, are you here too?
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