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i come here to scream my thoughts not screen my thoughts

cincinnati forever

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we downloaded the album off napster using my parents aol account (parental controls on youth accounts sucked) after guessing my dads password

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papillon!!!!

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used to listen to the album toxicity on repeat while my brother and i took turns playing UT on our gateway 2000 pc

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at least he didn’t say burn notice

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you can add those

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i blocked alex yesterday and i have been very happy

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and here i thought that sbnation management types were always callous towards their labor

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there’s like 4 total haha

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fuckin yikes

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spoiler alert: you didn’t need to

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hell yeah. stopped there on the way back from stomping marshall a few years ago

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i see you read the slate article

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new carlisle gang rise up (do not rise up, no one actually likes you)

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ate dinner went to casino drank copious amounts of alcohol everyone went home minimum $700 richer shit was dope

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im not a shoe guy but i saw these (14s, i’m a 15) but i could wear these as a bit, and then i saw they were on clearance for $20 hell yeah

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$20?????? HOW COULD I PASS THESE UP

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HOLY FUCK ENGLAND

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when the olds hate you for a non-bigoted reason, it’s bad

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don’t worry, they never make anyone’s final four

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one game and the list will be revised

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send up the dawn signal

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it’s a dress dance shoe that is laced up the side

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the bros back in the 90e and early aughts had it right plus i gotta let my bald patch shine through

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oh shit PI planning haha just started our next iteration yesterday, planning done/waiting on dependencies to ‘show up’ from other teams

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i’m glad he can rest easy, smiling up at his family

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can’t get start/finish so i’m going with finish/start lookin good!

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don’t count out the french, this is just the second half runoff election

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i sat outside to work for about an hour, the last 50 minutes were with a fan blowing i’m back inside

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it looks like it’s gonna push up and cause a lot of issues up the valley good stuff. good thing we are at the end of hurricane season *presses earpiece*

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oh shit beryl still comin louisville looks like you guys are gonna get it around 9

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… just got a tornado watch for cincinnati

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L M F A O

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JACK TWYMAN SHOUTOUT ON GHOSTS

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swamp on his gator til he rolls tide

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no no, AG(riculture) works

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quigley and john carter remakes wen

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major, we already run the misfits outta our country, we sent em back to england

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i am going to say it, but not in a bad way Papillon it’s so long and repetitive but goddamn is it a great movie to watch while playing pool and cards

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“so we’ve made this fried food better” “awesome i want it” “ok so here’s the thing, we also placed it in another deep fried item” “i’ll take ten”

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Trump is promising retribution. The Supreme Court is teeing it up for him. Biden has to act like he has six months to abolish as much of the War on Terror as possible. Abolition is central to retaining what passes for democracy in the US, and time is running out. New from me at Zeteo.

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absolutely, like a tastier buffalo mozz stick

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no no it’s ok he just doesn’t believe the sky is blue, so it’s not

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dude this is my grandpas favorite western of all time it’s so good

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okay that's it, fuck it, i've seen one too many of these craterbrained "criticizing journalists is illiberal" takes and i can't fucking take it anymore. it is not in fact a violation of Liberal Fundamentals to tell journos that they fucking suck when they manifestly fucking suck. next question

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Journalist are acting like cops, they've got an important job that they're doing terribly and they're demanding respect they haven't earned

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I have sent the emails that were in the outbox and which you were probably waiting for information Forgive me they were unsent so written and so old

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i played golf sunday for the first time in a year and a half i hurt so bad right now

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feel like it’s more punishment to have a reason to keep alex around

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