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ProzacElf
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Are we absolutely certain that he was a citizen here before he voted?
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Beep boop
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ProzacElf
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Are we absolutely certain that he was a citizen here before he voted?
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ProzacElf
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Always the last place you look isn't it
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ProzacElf
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Look man he hasn't personally apologized to me and everyone on the staff of the NYT serially in 30 minute grillings and I just can't vote for anyone who won't do that Except Trump obviously he's with it! Dude has a fear of sharks I can identify with!
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ProzacElf
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This dude absolutely housed the Cubs in the year that the Rockies made the World Series IIRC
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ProzacElf
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They learned it from watching Roberts
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ProzacElf
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Look just call it the "food thinger" and bitch about immigrants and you're set!
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ProzacElf
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I thought that not knowing how anything works was the first step to getting hired as an NYT columnist and Bouie just happened to slip though the cracks
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ProzacElf
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This may or may not be an allegory about how the young should deal with the old in this situation
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ProzacElf
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And before anyone wants to call me out about being mean to snakes I was like 7 years old and my cousin was 9 and you better believe we were happy to go catch snakes and not worry about the consequences
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ProzacElf
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Standing next to Sinema automatically makes your opinion stupid
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ProzacElf
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Unrelated but once my uncle paid me and my cousin $20 to rid his garden of snakes and it is not that hard to get like 3 dozen garter snakes to hang out in the same milk jug
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ProzacElf
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Like those ghouls won't eat whoever is dead and wrap themselves around the new guy (100% it's a guy)
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ProzacElf
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"I pissed off all these crows the other night and they won't stop screeching at 5 AM"
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ProzacElf
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I have advanced degrees from state schools and lived in Boston with several Harvard grads and lets just say even though I liked the guys I personally lived with that the networking opportunities were zero because I despised the finance motherfuckers they knew and brought around
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ProzacElf
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Prepare yourself for the "Malcolm Protocol" where you just keep an ice pick in your belt loop to deal with these people
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ProzacElf
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I mean being able to get away with calling a cop "dude" already illustrates my white privilege of course But it was still a funny episode
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ProzacElf
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Once when I got pulled over the cop was looking at my license and asked me my height and weight and I was like "I dunno 5'11 and 210" and he started to grill me and I was like "Dude I've had my license renewed at least 6 times in 4 different states and they all just copied what I put own at age 16"
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ProzacElf
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I'm just over 5'9" and was wondering if I could claim it
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ProzacElf
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I just wonder what a "gentleman's 5'11" consists of But I do think you're right largely
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ProzacElf
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Then they just straight up canceled uh -- Ethan Allen
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ProzacElf
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I think that there's a weird dynamic here where a lot of people want to just poo-poo the allegations because it's someone that a lot of us love and it gets crossed up with the general stance of "well let's see how this plays out" for even people we dislike
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ProzacElf
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Hey I doubt I have all that much in common with you but "I like to get hammered" and "fuck them fascists" papers over a lot of differences
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ProzacElf
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Why do I have to click on someone's profile to block them
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ProzacElf
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Look they died from arterial bleeding not getting shot through a limb carrying one of those arteries
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ProzacElf
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OH good graphic images
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ProzacElf
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which it took me a minute to realize was probably the point
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ProzacElf
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Also this looks like some chemistry-related art overlain on a real picture
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ProzacElf
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I want to thank the nerds in this thread for making every relevant joke I thought of in the first ten minutes
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ProzacElf
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I hate how this man is just a giant collection of neuroses and character flaws that just happened to be the chisel that will shatter the US polity -- but JFC who anointed the NYT to orchestrate the downfall of self-rule
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ProzacElf
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I feel like I remember local affiliates airing a lot of stuff from the 60s and 70s on the time they had to fill that wasn't national WGN had a lot of older programming too IIRC But yeah you have to actively look for that sort of thing now
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ProzacElf
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I was born in '79 and I remember a bunch of shows like that and even older just being in syndication when I was little too Although I have youtubeTV now and they carry several channels that appear to specialize in vintage programming - S&S and Kojak are frequently some of the best things on at nite
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ProzacElf
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Another successful application of Sanford Theory!
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ProzacElf
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I find that imagining the "Sanford & Son" theme will blast any earworm away With the potential to just replace your current earworm but leaving that danger aside it works
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ProzacElf
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I believe those are the actual states that have joined the suit
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ProzacElf
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I do think it's interesting that the US seems to be one of the few cultures where horse meat is considered taboo to the point of even having a lot of laws against selling it I think the breakpoints for how upset we get are mostly when something moves from livestock to working animal to pet
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ProzacElf
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What a steal!
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ProzacElf
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Evidently the Friday's ones are sort of a continuation of the product when some outfit bought them from Keebler but it also seems that a lot of people remember the Keebler ones more fondly
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ProzacElf
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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There was a brand just called "Tato Skins" that stuck around much longer than I thought but I still haven't seen them in probably a decade and I always thought they were superior to those Friday's branded ones
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ProzacElf
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Kroger and their related subsidiaries used to have store brand "prime rib and horseradish" potato chips and they were great I haven't seen them since Covid really though
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ProzacElf
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Yeah I'm from that region and it's a minor peeve but I've heard it enough in my life that I mostly ignore it by now
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ProzacElf
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Yeah I was thinking it works just fine as more or less a synonym to "priced" but it would sound awkward in other contexts
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ProzacElf
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My nephew was like somewhere between 8 and 10 years old when it killed that kid and he was telling me about it over the phone but he kept calling it the "shitterbahn" and I kept cracking up
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ProzacElf
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"the extra b is for BBBQ" "what's that extra b for?" "that's a typo"
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ProzacElf
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I thought for a minute that maybe it was supposed to represent an emoji or something but that doesn't make it make any more sense to me
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ProzacElf
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I'm gonna go with formatting failure because there's actually a joke there if you ignore the confusing part
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ProzacElf
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(I've had 3 cats that I loved that would all be happy to cuddle with me and also just rip the shit out of my arms)
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ProzacElf
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OW MY ARMS
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ProzacElf
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Maybe you had gluten everywhere and he was saving you
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ProzacElf
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pretty kitty -- OH GOD DAMMIT AGAIN
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