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little lamb
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white claws are liminal
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In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
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little lamb
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white claws are liminal
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little lamb
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jigsaw: do you want to play city mouse country mouse
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little lamb
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I went country almost two weeks ago and nobody has even mentioned it
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little lamb
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Too smart for network television too dumb for hbo
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little lamb
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That makes sense given its position on the main supply lines to North Africa and the Suez Canal
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little lamb
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open.spotify.com/track/6zoMFW...
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little lamb
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In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. Stomp on a sprinkler every time you see one running. It’s fun.
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little lamb
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Kind of messed up that canes are the only item for disabled people they put swords inside. They should put swords in closed captioning devices. They should put swords in seeing eye dogs
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little lamb
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God forbid china ever got ahold of one of the us coast guards practice sharks
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little lamb
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open.spotify.com/track/2WhRJw...
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little lamb
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A lot of the most successful dead bodies have distinguishing marks
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little lamb
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The police told me I had to make an account on here to identify my granpas body from a picture they posted
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little lamb
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I hate it when you go underwater and your server comes up to the table and is like ‘have you drowned with us before?’ It’s like, no, maybe not in this water but I drown all the time, I’ll figure it out
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little lamb
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Sick I’ll take a gram of each
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little lamb
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need a gum that will help me get in touch with my inner child
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gum dispensary
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little lamb
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Yeah you gotta stick to the ones named after people
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little lamb
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I make Beast Fucker in my basement and before you call the police it’s a hot sauce, so you cant be mad
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little lamb
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It’s the dream of every hot sauce maker to someday name a hot sauce something so perverted they get sent to jail for it
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little lamb
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In many cultures it’s considered good luck to alienate everyone around you and certain elements of the landscape
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little lamb
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Why don’t you hawk tuah yourself a job at the plant and work there for 50 years until you hawk tuah die
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little lamb
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Americans don’t even have cool limit breaks
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tara
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There should be giant winged creatures that snatch you up if you fail to run in a zigzag pattern the moment you leave your home
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Dead Iverson
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7-11 is more important than the US government
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little lamb
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Just keep in mind that when you sleep with somebody you’re not just sleeping with them your sleeping wither every ant that’s ever been in their bed
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little lamb
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They told me not to drink the water so I went for a swim with my mouth open
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little lamb
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Over thousands of years my mouth evolved to only be able to feed off chocolate fountains
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little lamb
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Biden REALLY wants to still be president. Let him
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little lamb
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Sex is so embarrassing. I’m sure you have a lot of it
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little lamb
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Hey siri non stick coating medicinal properties
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little lamb
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Big same
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little lamb
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Hitler should have had a little sidekick called the weemensch. Still wouldn’t absolve him tho
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little lamb
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If I could tell my 17 year old self that we would have an entire cubby dedicated to solely cannabis and cannabis accessories I bet he’d pump his fist and say oh hell yeah man I love weed and I’m glad I stuck with the cubby system
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little lamb
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Me and my countrymen retreated to a fantasyland and nobody knew you
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little lamb
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Walk a mile in my shoes. Walk ten miles. Walk a hundred. Walk until your feet become blisters and the blisters fill with blood and the blood dries inside them to become calluses. Ok. While you were distracted I stole the statuette for myself
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little lamb
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I don’t want to brag but at home I have a whole cubby dedicated to just cannabis and cannabis accessories
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little lamb
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Doctors Without Borders' official position is that technically its the blood brain BARRIER but i think thats pretty pedantic
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little lamb
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i tried printing out all 250 pages of it and my dad caught me and took away computer privileges
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little lamb
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gm turkey
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little lamb
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> be me > wake up > the earth is growing a dull enemy red beneath your feet > hititwithmysword.gif > coins spill out > hit it again > coins spill out again, and loot this time > hit it a third time > coldhardvacuumofspace.jpeg > im dead fam > be me
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little lamb
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you can solve 98% of your problems with optical illusions but the other 2% require violence
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little lamb
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give me your hand if we be foes and robin shall have 3 of those
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little lamb
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the whole world is glowing a dull enemy red
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little lamb
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im saving my pills for the endgame. my life a rpg
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little lamb
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Heroin is reddit
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little lamb
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Secular humanism is my favorite drinking game
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little lamb
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When someone says ‘ride the lightning’ my first thought is never of an electric chair. Idk maybe I’m a secular humanist
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little lamb
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just going to go ahead and mistake everything for weakness from now on
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little lamb
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my 9th grade english teacher ruined my life when he made us memorize this poem
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little lamb
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whose woods these are i think i know steev mike replaced him after i get wet though he will not see me stopping here to watch his woods fill up with snow
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