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ace pilot / crack shot / senior grinch theorist


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you don't think I'm voting for the stronger candidate? Jimmy gives way better speeches than Biden ever did, let alone lately

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how is jimmy neutron a fascist? did you even watch the show?

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nobody equated shit

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I don't know this guy or what he's on about but there's a lot of neuroscience behind the idea that our brains and mentality were very dramatically hijacked to accommodate and facilitate language

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it's 2036. the US presidential election is between Kyle Rittenhouse (R) and Martin Shkreli (D). thousands are still proclaiming that every vote is important, to not vote is to vote for fascism, and that anything bad that happens to marginalized people is their fault for not voting. for Shkreli.

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agreed, that's why I'm voting for jimmy neutron (though you have to put James Isaac Neutron or they might not count it), the only boy with the brains to get us out of this jam, as unfortunately the two frontrunners are too fascist

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big bro unplugged the controller and they think they're still playing

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there actually is a specific thing one random person could do to solve the problem

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mike dunford walking into a zimbabwean village full of freshly mangled corpses: looks like the other side simply outvoted them

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eat yourself

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it's also illegal to say how to fix this situation

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your friends are dumb as hell

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say this again but post a picture of a gun or bomb

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the fuck else do we need to hear?

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if he was good for anything he would take care of them directly in some "official" way

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Yes! Maybe if we're optimistic enough it will make the supreme court justices kill themselves!

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there's a way to defeat them sooner

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it will never happen

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Agreed. I love to read an audiobook on my way to class but then sometimes I read the professor giving a presentation and I can't hear him well enough to read him because some asshole is reading music really loud next to me and we end up getting into an argument and I have to read his whiny voice.

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I like the post as a clue that my comment is a joke and I'm not really going to plant a bomb on OP's car

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I've got some crazy news for you about how people avoid plagues

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you're a legal guy, right? is there a legal way to kill him?

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who's this spike shithead now? just punching sluggo like that? kid's a menace. needs therapy

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that account pisses me off more than anyone trying to rage bait for engagement on here

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if you divide the legislative issues between more or less child death, a strong partisan pattern emerges

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it's just not good business either. teeth go for way more than .25-1 usd on the dark web

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it's also just not true. I bet they would be very upset if there was an IED or a brick of enriched uranium in your pants, for example

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it's just marriage, calm down

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george washington inventing the supreme court: "and last but not least, it should have two or three fucking crazy dipshits on there that despise everyone they rule over. to keep it balanced"

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there's an eclipse right now?

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people talk a lot about the enshittification of tech but it's also really easy to notice when it comes to product packaging, especially food. I got a bag of frozen chicken that had a "pull to open ez tab" with no perforations and a resealing lock which did not exist

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researcher after spending ages methodically testing homophobic talking points, disproving them, and compiling results into a published paper to help back up advocacy with data: here's my study showing same-sex couples can raise healthy children internet queer: wow no shit sherlock you don't say? 🙄

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wish he was right. who gives a fuck

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horny is a form of queer

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governments make and enforce laws. this is not a struggle between the corporations and governments. if the 'government' wanted them held accountable, they would be

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I never see these people saying we shouldn't use words like narcissist or psychopath as insults, despite how a person is ultimately just as much blameless and unlucky for having that neurotype or personality disorder as someone with ADHD for example

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imo word policers of this type are only interested in protecting those lucky enough to have popularly-sympathized disorders we know the names of in pop psychology. they will criticize other behavior they dislike as viciously as anyone even if it's no more someone's fault than "stupidity"

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eating a grilled bologna and cheese for breakfast while watching a bukkake porn where they give the girl a comically small umbrella to try to hide under

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unironically agree

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I think that most people would like to see themselves and be seen that way, but that the hacks for faking or approximating it are many times easier and more appealing than making any real effort toward it and that this may be a growing problem

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Thanks for the vid of this legendary tour! I saw these guys tear it up on stage back in 87. Best show I've ever been to! Soon as I got home I got a call from the sheriff saying to come identify the bodies of my four kids after they had been found mauled to death by a pack of feral dogs. God bless.

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imagine trying to get rid of rainbows

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thanks santa

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why tf they got they dick out in the grocery store

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this would be great if it wasn't disinformation

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the true meaning of pride month

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can't beat not voting for pragmatism

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will stancil: my point is too mild to be interesting. maybe if I said it in an outrageously stupid way?

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bizarre choice of figures but it's funny so I'll give it a pass

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TBG: but, your honor, her bio screamed "touch me"!

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