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Registered Drug Dealer, or Qualified Green Witch. Make everything with recreational potential OTC. Leftist Lefty. Herbivorous Herbalist. Bird Nerd. Allegedly Allistic Alliteration Ally. Choose nonviolence. ☸️♐️⚜️🏳️‍🌈


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I'd never heard of Mitchell, had to look it up and now I realize I've driven through it and possibly spent time at a rest stop in scorpion country. 🥴

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Holy shit, a recruiter just called me. I need to be nicer to phone numbers I don't know, because I answered fully expecting her to ask if I was interested in selling my house. (The answer is hell no.)

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*Everyone I interact with* needs all the serotonin I can stomach.

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Okay, maybe I should go a little easier on patients, because istg I was not almost out of Prozac yesterday but now I am. If you're like me, you may be saying "well, Prozac isn't a big deal, it has a week-long t1/2," but understand I'm in my luteal phase and I need all the serotonin I can stomach.

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I have no idea what any of those words mean.

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As a horror fan who has seriously considered suicide in the past, and has loved ones who've been suicidal, imho that is the scary part.

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Love is stored in the finch 🪶

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I just don't know who to believe, the self-loathing grifter or sworn testimony of participants and eyewitnesses.

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First, I'm sorry to hear this. Second, I've had similar problems with my partner. I'm guessing you're British and I'm not familiar with the health care and social services there, so I doubt I'll be much help. But you're not alone, and caregiving is difficult. Take care of yourself as well.

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I'd ask are you fucking kidding me, but this sounds exactly like Candace Owens logic.

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I've only been here about 12 and the change has been obvious. I moved here for cloudy/misty/50°F days and now we have heatstroke/ on fire/50°C. I want to speak to the manager.

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In my early twenties, I took a handful of Darvocet and blissfully spent the afternoon painting. Totally forgot about the cervical biopsy I'd had earlier, which was why I was prescribed it in the 1st place. I agree it's problematic, though.

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Dexedrine is still around, just less popular than Adderall for some reason.

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I like the song, but you make a very good point and I don't blame anyone for hating it.

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I heard Gitmo also used my favorite band of all time, which, were I a prisoner there, would have confused the hell out of me.

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You know the songwriting is top tier when they rhyme a word with the same exact word....

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Avril Lavigne's "Happy Ending" or "Complicated." Those are frequently played where I work, which is only a few steps above hell.

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I have no idea who this is about, and I find it odd that anyone is expected to "read the room" in a "room" without context, vocal inflections, facial expressions, body language....

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I'd rather hear someone sing something unchallenging than sing something badly, but that's just me.

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I'll be waiting patiently while he thinks of an example.

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Dammit, there go my plans for shooting Roman candles out of the tailpipe on I-5. While drunk texting, of course.

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Lest I be misinterpreted, I never said RBG did nothing wrong.

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The crow parents still seem mad at me, like their fledgling landing on my porch was somehow my fault. I put out a handful of peanuts and a shiny piece of foil as a peace offering, I hope they like it.

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What was she supposed to do, stop aging? I didn't know that was an option.

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2 weeks of training? My only "military experience" was in Civil Air Patrol, but that's more than 2 weeks. I dropped out because--wait for it--I was sick of being the only girl in the entire squadron. I got called "sir-i-mean-ma'am-sorry" so many times. 🙄

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He may be getting elderly, but it's a little bit of comfort knowing there's a leftist former infantryman out there who will, albeit only if necessary, teach me how to shoot. Because this is a terrorist threat and should be treated as such before it's too late.

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Uh, Jesus doesn't have to even exist for this to be WWIII.

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You're blaming RBG for the "second American revolution?"

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Not sure if you actually read my comment, but I'm aware of all this. I didn't see her putting bi women down in this particular post, I assumed you were referring to something else.

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...the feelings were there. I couldn't breathe. I stuck out and crying made it worse. Everyone is now staring at me, wanting to know what's wrong. And I didn't know. I couldn't explain it. However, this was the side of my family where mental illness doesn't run, it gallops. I wonder if they knew. /🧵

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...of doom and terror that reduced me to tears almost as far back as I can remember. I must have been around 6 or 7 years old when I burst into hysterical crying during Christmas at my grandparents' laid back beach house. Surrounded by family, they all liked me, I had nothing to cry about. But...

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When I first heard "Panic Song," I had only recently been diagnosed with MDD, and would not discover I had panic disorder for another few years. But it resonated with me, from the sinister-sounding intro to the outro. I wanna jump out, too, Mike. I didn't know why I had these horrible feelings...🧵

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....junkers, rice burners, etc. I got mine with a lot of mileage and some frankly disgusting crevices that I didn't notice when I test drove her, so she's been around the block, so to speak. But it was love at 1st start, and I know I have a sweet ride by the envious way my drug dealer looked at her.

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I don't think Portlanders ever really bought into the stereotypes about Prius drivers, because literally everyone here drives a Prius. Ok, slight exaggeration. The other 3rd of the city drives Subarus Outbacks. But seriously, there are just too many. Fast Priuses, slow ones, 1st gen, brand new....🧵

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Sprinklers are on at the rest stop today and the robins are teaching their fledglings how to hunt for worms. ❤

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Oh? I must have missed that rant, but this is completely believable.

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Yes, they believe there's no such thing as being transgender, only men with fetishes who want to watch girls change clothes. And trans men are just confused lesbians. I would bet that's the extent of her "knowledge" of kink.

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My jaw dropped. If Lolita reads like a love story, there's something wrong with you. At best, you lack reading comprehension.

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My uncle served in Vietnam, and I only found out after he passed away that he could have gotten out of it, if he'd been honest with the Army about his sexual orientation.

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My mom started her military career in the last of the WACs. She frequently runs into insurance issues because people assume she's a spouse rather than a veteran herself.

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Despite rather recent central/south American history, U.S.ians tend to associate guns and military culture with right wing values. Maybe we should continue to do that, for the element of surprise. Don't tell Trump what would actually happen if he ordered the military to fire on civilians.

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Trying to think of all the vets and servicemembers I know, and while a few might lean conservative, they're not fascists, not white supremacists, not Trump fans. Most are definitely leftist. I think Americans just read firearms and the general tough guy attitude as right wing.

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Why are you discouraging people from saving lives?

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Yeah, and "theater camp" isn't much better. Oh, you're tired? Go have a smoke. Yes, I know you're only 13, what's your point?

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