totally fine for 3 yrs, then suddenly started getting leggy and drying up. it has a pebble tray and a humidifier and I water it with the little watering globes using tap water that's sat out for 24 hrs to let chlorine etc evaporate. do I need to start using distilled water on this stupid thing
Move it to a south facing window and water it once a week. If that doesn't work buy Jobe's food spikes or Miracle Gro shake and feed. Last option: Remove the plant from the soil, rinse off the roots, put in a vase w/ tap water and return it to the south window. I'm unsure about the distilled water.
"[Botanists] have no special competence in resolving [botanical] ambiguities. Courts do."
Maybe have the plant file suit against you?
"The Court finds the plant has no standing, as it is drooping. We recommend a slightly larger pot. A concurring opinion somehow points to a right to bare leaves..."