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Beagle Josh 🏳️‍🌈 @beagleboyjosh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

Live at 2:30 PM EDT today I go to the land of shadows!
www.twitch.tv/beaglejosh?s...

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

Counterpoint: I have his history as well

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

Sorry chief you cant fool me I have your holosuite history I....see.... everything. EVERYTHING

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

// now For some shameless self promotion for my RL account

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

// As follow up to my earlier post I actually really like Ki-Adi-Mundi. He's my favorite back ground Jedi. I just think people are going nuts over a detail that doesn't mater, in fact I think it makes him cooler because he's much older now

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 10:28 UTC

I think thats your boss , my cousin Galen told me about the incident with the children

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

That's the incinerator chute!

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

Hey Odo could you come down here? Some idiots are screaming and throwing chairs about how the new addition of the Galaxy Wars holoprogram retconned the birth date of a background character with three lines.

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 06:06 UTC

Oh remember this Doctor Bashir was in one of the segments

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

They are simlair in the way they do nothing but eat, drink and talk

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

plus the transaction fee and the maintenance fee

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

The DLC is free...... But you have to pay per hours to use !

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

To celebrate father's day Miller High Life beer is 75 % off and totally not because I need to get rid of the stock. Miller High Life, the beer of middle aged divorced dads

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

Why does it say " by the producer of the godfather"

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

I don't know they look so similar

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

The graphic T-shirts... All of them

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

But what about when it's based on bribes Picard?

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 10:45 UTC

Come down to Quarks for our Father's day Sale were you can buy all the tacky sh.... I mean quality gifts like this ceramic mug that says worlds best dad. Since it's also pride month we have a buy one get one free deal if you have two dads. So come on down!

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

Most?

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

Especially your taxes the FCA will hunt you down. My cousin Galen learned that the hard way when he didn't pay property tax on his moon

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Spring break is very logical because it puts more money in my pocket

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

Don't you know hooman president Ronald Reagan personally?

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

This is bad, very bad, Morn went over across the street to Cheers and I think he has made friends with the hooman Morn. Morn come back ! I'll even give you a discount!

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 07:24 UTC

It's experimental hair removal

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

//Its interesting, Ive seen a guy who has never seen Star wars before react to all the movies in releases order and he just has so much child like joy for every movie. He hasn't been poisoned by the Internet and its kind of nice

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

the chief's new clothes

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 10:48 UTC

you should have made it solve the captcha

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 09:43 UTC

I question his marketing methods

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 12:18 UTC

// ah so you were one of the Tandy computer whiz kids

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

arrest the turtles they brought it on

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 12:20 UTC

Is there any chance you can excrete out Latinum?

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 09:55 UTC

*taps his ear* I think my universal translator is broken I have no idea what that translates too

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 09:53 UTC

That pizza got there in much less then 30 minutes

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

well he can have it *hands him the canister of ooze* give it too him when you see him

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

They paid in this ooze stuff... What am I supposed to do with this?

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

It was horrible those turtles wanted all the pizza i had

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 12:19 UTC

Thank you for using Quark's Dash. You owe us 28 slips of Latnuim with a 10 slip convenience fee and dont forget to pay the tip because I dont pay the drivers very much

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 11:24 UTC

Oh I remember that guy.... he fell for the Quark bucks trick.... classic

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Quark @quarkco.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Yes because I didn't know the hoomans had the capacity to be this greedy ... I'm so proud

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