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:) Well, you just keep being you -- I think you're alright without the nakie pics, but let me know how that worked out for you!
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I just hang out -- sending the loves -- people 'round these parts are pretty cool and I appreciate 'ya.
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:) Well, you just keep being you -- I think you're alright without the nakie pics, but let me know how that worked out for you!
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Well!? Stop sending nudes on LinkedIn!. I mean, unless you're wanting to hook up with your old-assed English professor, but I still think that's creepy & weird -- there's still text! And this ancient thing called "email". Stop sending nudes on public forums! It's not the "naughty aughts" anymore. 🙂
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I had a Whataburger burger today, and the bun was just so damn sweet! It's like I was eating a Hawaiian burger and I didn't even ask for it. Stop putting sweeteners where nobody asked for them!
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ok, but seriously: who sends dick pics on LinkedIn? Guys: there are better avenues then that -- better yet, just don't send dick pics! I mean, that's my policy, but you do you.
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Not at all! We're just hanging out congratulating each other on our love of Tina Turner! THERE ARE NEVER TOO MANY FIST BUMPS FOR TINA TURNER
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I get you, you get me -- we get each other. 👊
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... I have visions now of that Bull Murray & Scarlet Johansson movie where they were just hanging out & talking -- a little awkward but I loved that movie -- plenty of grievances aired, and they left in that passionate embrace and it was all totally hygienic. :)
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I know, right? She was amazing, and we hung out on-and-off for years -- I seriously liked her, but at the same time we were moving into different spaces in our lives. At one point we were making plans to go to Coachella, but after the Tina Turner comment? I knew, I knew then there was nothing there
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I went to a Dairy Queen today and everything was extreme chunks & furfluffle oreo "stab you in the mouth" RAGE FLURRIES -- BUTTERSCOTCH IN YOUR FACE *stabbity stab stab* "ma'am, I just came here for a chocolate malt..."
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Haha! That was so bad! You're my kind of people. :) *follows*
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I love puns! Can I see it!?
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Just out of curiosity: why are you wanting to pin tweets?
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I guess it's just not a thing now, then? Maybe they'll allow it at some point in the future? I have no idea. Hope you're doing great -- welcome to bluesky!
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I know you can screenshot your tweets, and then save them on a photobucket & then post the direct pic like this, but it's a lot of work: And then there's all that frivolity beneath the pic, which I don't know how to cut out, except for just posting your screenshots straight from your hard drive?
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It's these charming, fleeting thoughts that enamor me to you. I once knew a gal I felt cosmically connected to, but then one day she offhandedly declared she didn't like Tina Turner. --RECORD SCRATCH-- aaand we never hooked up...
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I'm beginning to realize the NYT is not much better than the Wall Street Journal -- it's just a bunch of op-eds disguised as journalism.
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I mean, if I were homeless & looking for a free breakfast? It would definitely be an option. You try going into a Waffle House in yer swimtrunks & demand free biscuits & gravy! Man, I have been craving breakfast foods all day -- just wanna let you know that -- it's all your fault. :)
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So, not to be alarmist, but there are always trackers & ads & all those things out there -- I'm just putting out a PSA for internet hygiene's sake. ... Also, is there a sake called Hygiene? I would totally drink that!
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Imma just nerd out here for a bit: As you can see from the bar chart (grey areas are blocked/green are allowed) you can see my activity from last night, through when I was sleeping (listening to youtube videos about medieval history) to when I was at work (yes, I have a job [for now]):
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Guys, I just checked my Pi-hole, and since I logged onto bluesky tonight -- queries have gone through the roof -- most of them blocked from blacklisted domains. I'm just saying: this may not be Twitter, but we still are not alone.
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I sympathize with you & your commenters -- if there's one thing I learned from academia is that there's a whole lot more money to be made outside of it, without the paper-writing & passive-aggressiveness & sniping in other people's reviews -- the whole thing can be a sh*tshow, but I still love it. 💓
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I mean.. have any of us actually tried this tho? :) Like, I could waltz into the local Best Western in my swim trunks, but isn't that kinda' not cool? I could also go sell plasma while I'm on the clock and could totally get way with it, but...ethics & all that. In the mood for hashbrowns now brb
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Nooo, I didn't actually block her! We go back years & years, and I'm mostly just here to give her a hard time -- she's good people and I adore her -- I think of her as my little sister. :) But hey, I'm looking forward to hot garbage posts! I love me some hot garbage posts!
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Am I gonna have to follow you? Because I need to follow someone after totally blocking yoyo's sorry ass tonight. ... Imma follow you.
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This is *such* an outrage, but I'll totally get over it -- hope you feel good tonight -- sending teh loves. :)
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Really? I always thought he looked pretty cool! Next thing you'll be telling me you have a problem with the original Miami Vice crew & soundtrack -- am I gonna have to unfollow you again?
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Here -- here's the one I was looking for -- and that's enough attention whoring for one night!
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Eh? Possibly like this? I dunno -- got a few other pics, but yeah -- THAT'S NOT FAIR. ... AND WHY DO I ALWAYS LOOK SO STONED
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...do you have any better suggestions? Gotta cover up this ugly somehow!
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Nah, you're alright. But seriously, I'm in the middle of shaving & making a Magnum P.I. Mustache while listing to 80's synth-wave music -- could you stop interrupting me, please? tkyvm
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Tell me about it -- we're getting too old for this sh*t. Besides, nobody wants vinegar boobs.
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F*ck around & find out. :)
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I imagine if you asked me to photoshop whatever's swimming around in your head right now, the answer would be a hard no.
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No.
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It was a BIG DEAL when we got one. I remember my Dad scrambling eggs in one once -- it can be done, but 40 years later it's like: "y tho?"
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I don't wear jorts -- your threats are invalid! I'm not on Pinterest -- block away! I don't eat dinner -- I survive on whole milk & metamucil! YOUR HOLLOW THREATS MEAN NOTHING TO MEEEEEEE
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One thing I know is your brutal assessment of objective f*cking reality -- you present it as it is, and there's no bullsh*t involved. But, yeah, when you're wielding a big sword & folks are listening, it's incumbent to take ownership wherever you stand, because people listen -- nobody want's coy.
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As an "old" it's taken me a few weeks to figure out what the hell this ARMY thing is all about? But just hanging out with ya'll, it seems like a good thing, and you sound like good people. I look forward to seeing more purple hearts in my feed -- whatever that means! *gleefully uninformed* 😀
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Ahem *clears throat* Well, actually, it wasn't technically Austria in 1938, when the movie/play was based in. It was Anschluss and had just been annexed by Germany. Sure, it's still not Switzerland but borders get bleary-eyed in those regions. Yes, yes. I totally AM fun at parties!
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Agreed -- in the meantime, let's go crazy!
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Imma follow, but only so I can haz ur back in a duel? Like, I've caught your posts the last few days and I thought the dueling was supposed to be humorous? Nobody want's to "actually" duel -- I'm just here to send the loves, and to help keep bluesky a happy place to be! I'll be your second, Keezy.
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oh -- ooohhh! I see what you mean! Like that intro scene from Gattaca when he's hanging from his legs & doing the inverse situps!? Those are baddass! ... Also, after spending the last few minutes looking up that gif & not finding it -- that's a weird-assed movie -- I loved it! Love the dark themes
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... You got a problem with The Crow soundtrack? Am I gonna have to unfollow you? :)
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GODDAMMIT I AM NOW LISTENING TO THE CROW SOUNDTRACK WHILE DRINKING BEER & SMOKING CIGARETTES & DOING HANGING LEG LIFTS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm-u...
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If only it were that goth & cool! Like, I could be like The Crow and just hang out in leather & be all weepy & sh*t... Naw, it's just these:
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just a little photobombing from me "Coach Judgey McJudgerson" and my cat "Bubbles the Disco Cat". We hereby demand that your cat be given said forehead kisses, and we will accept no less!
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I've decided to spend my Sunday doing hanging leg lifts while listening to LCD Soundsystem; drinking beer; smoking cigarettes, and giving everyone here a hard time. But you do you!
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