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“I’m just saying, there’s a nonzero chance we give the rocket superpowers”
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“I’m just saying, there’s a nonzero chance we give the rocket superpowers”
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Dr Seuss: so there’s these little elf people named Whos living in a magic winter village Me: Understandable Dr Seuss: and then there’s this big green hairy troll who hates them Me: got it Dr Seuss: and he has a dog named Max Me: hold up
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Do you think the King Kong species lives as long as the other Titans? Or do you think in a thousand years they're all gonna meet up for drinks and be like "man, remember that one monkey that could kick godzilla's ass? That was crazy”
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IIRC the reason it sounds spooky is because it’s based on a prehistoric Ukrainian chant about welcoming in the end of winter
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“And with my bite, you too shall become a creature of the night!”
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The hardest part was setting up a Meet Cute in a steel mill
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Whoah hey I didn’t come here to be personally attacked
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I’ll be honest the before and after isn’t showing me much of a difference
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Join me in my quest to kill the sun
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You step out and tell them the windows are bulletproof, and throw a rock at it to show them. It shatters instantly.
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Except for Wind Wizards, who are just having a blast blowing everyone else’s hats off
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“Odysseus, why make a horse out of wood?” “Ah, but you see, there’s the trick. It’s not made of wood. It’s made of people.”
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“I prefer grassroots, working man’s executions, like stoning”
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This isn’t the Thong Song I was raised with
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Thanks but I’ve got to finish the mascara on all these gibbons before the foot locker closes
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Oh cool! Would you accept the ability to never get sick again, but every time you cough you poop a little?
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me telling ChatGPT to draw a plate of nachos
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9th century Saxons have pathetic mammoth hunting skills compared to Neolithic hunter gatherers
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“Dude, I think someone else’s poop just went up my butt”
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You’d try, but it would simply pass through your bullets and turn left
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Heresy, each muppet was immaculately conceived
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Connecticut toast is the empty space between New York toast and Boston toast
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All I ask of my knife is that it B Sharp
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I think we need all that water though
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Back alley cyberspud geneticist jailbreaking corporate-owned potato breeds
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“You see, purple represents accepting the darkness within yourself and channeling it while remaining on the side of light” “Why?” “…red and blue make purple”
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“A half dozen pigs can eat a human body in eighteen minutes, bones and all. I want to see that hustle out there today.”
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They appreciate your donation, they’ve been running critically low on hearts to stuff into barrels and candelabras
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Well, we know dear departed Heinrich was an ass man
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Meanwhile the collapse of the Muppet Age was brought to you by the letter C
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Luckily she’s already proven a talent for slinging hash
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This is a sign with a story
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It’s really metal how much medicine is just “take this poison you’ll survive but the other guy won’t”
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So Chocula finally got him in the end.
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I hope the last cook on the Titanic took the rubber bands off the lobsters before he left.
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