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π¦ The Grumpy Vampire Chef π½@rajrjr.bsky.social |
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Cat Dad
Big Gay Husband π³οΈβπ
Married to @mombaked.bsky.social
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We're more than a target for meaningless Pride-colored merchandise one month out of an entire year.
West Seattle is home.
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π¦ The Grumpy Vampire Chef π½
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Last time I had an issue like this, I imitated the wife's fake orgasm sound very loudly out of our sliding glass door so that not only could they hear it mid-coitus, but so could the rest of the neighborhood. AITA? Yes, but I had no fucks to give. It worked.
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Is this the guy in Seattle that was recorded trying to rip the sign in half while a group of anti-fascist protesters loudly mocked him? Spoiler Alert: the sign won.
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This is an excellent ad parody made by Adam McKay (don't look up). A good way for touching humans pride youtu.be/K3gibPWnVZQ?...
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I have an alt there I created over ten years ago, I've left the game for ten years and just came back in March. I'll hop over and check it out the next time I'm on. Thanks!
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It's been a while, but I'm a master at creating annoyingly long threads of my cooking process. I figure I've scared off more fans than I've gained.
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To my Gaymer compatriots: What's the most LGBTQ+ Friendly 'world' for U.S. servers in FFXIV? Currently on Primal - Levi, but would like a more lively, friendly environment.
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Good to know that this is still true about Portland. We moved away years ago, but this has been the case with Portland since I was very young. I think the Lebonese 4-star restaurant I loved a couple of decades ago is still around. Al Amir; my first Mezze table experience, and oh what an experience.
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Apparently it's tradition for top Texas "leadership" to bail at the first sign of an extreme weather event. First we had 'Cancun Cruz', now what? Asia Airways Abbott?
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The existential dread of sharing the same angry grimace every single moment of every single day of their lives, even when they just want to "Netflix and chill."
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Puget Sound keeping our temps in the high 70s/low 80s at the peak of sunny weather. Y'all can keep that humid 100-105 heat! I grew up in PDX, I know how it gets! π₯΅
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Yes please, I'll be looking for my air freight package this evening. π€€
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I first read that as "eating cannibal ravioli" but I'm sure that wasn't foreshadowing or anything.
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*wound up!!! Damn, wasn't paying attention.
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π½ π I would up going the taco salad route.
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I had something similar in mind for our leftover burger patties. They have American cheese on them, so I'm still trying to plot how I'll incorporate that. Might go the "taco salad" route to use up the mound of organic iceberg lettuce I shredded.
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What is a "foodie"? I see that term applied in a variety of ways, and now I don't know whether to cringe when I see it used in some bougie pedestrian manner or if I'll be wowed by some new culinary revelation. I think I adopted the title for five to ten seconds before giving it the big 'Nope!'
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@mombaked.bsky.social this looks like my kind of food truck.
#Inspiration
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I see that you, too, kept a Twitch stream running for over six hours. π
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Then we ARE neighbors. Then you heard someone's fireworks grand finale at 2:30 a.m. too.
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You must live relatively close, because I thought that's what I heard but I tried to give humanity the benefit of the doubt and chalked it up to a Sea-Tac jet flying too low. I wrongly assumed no one could possibly be that big of an asshole.
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It's been years but if I recall correctly, the first Wild Arms was pretty spectacular for its time.
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π½ π I was too eager to dig in when this used to be TWO homemade BBQ Western Bacon Cheeseburgers and a pile of homemade home fries. I couldn't eat the second one. **food belly** **BURRRRP!**
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That sounds like bliss. I forgot what that was like, my mom's close friend was a dock worker in San Pedro, California and he used to bring us all kinds of amazing things. Ripe mangos were one of them.
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"posting duck"
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SD is the lowest... ...where it was just announced in the news that six South Dakotan teenage boys will be tried as adults for raping two of their male teammates during a baseball tournament. Go figure. π€·π»ββοΈ
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Facial hair's never worked for me. I tried growing a mustache and beard out once long ago... I wound up looking like an extra in a spaghetti western.
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This describes about 99.8% of the FFXIV community, don't let the DL ones fool ya.
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Exhibit #386,947 of why The New York Times is garbage.
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BRRAAAAAIIIINNSSS...
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Oh, you are most definitely NOT ugly π
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Hell, I was away for 10 years. The Xbox trial got me reinvested, switched over to PS5 and reopened my account. I'm hooked.
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I hear my arteries shrieking in terror, but I know I'd ignore them.
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Ouch! Get better soon!
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Pretty sure I still have that in my "old" PC game library downstairs, along with Dark Age of Camelot, EverQuest, and a handful of others. The mount taming skill was superior in the game.
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Went to a Lalapalooza there once. When the headliner took the stage at the end of the night, a lightning storm came in from behind the stage, down the gorge, and you couldn't ask for a better light show. It was magical.
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Perfection. No notes.
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Tell me you found this in Seattle, and where... 'cuz I'm gonna have to have that.
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Ouch!
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I still have EW MSQ left too (I just returned to FFXIV in March after a 10-year hiatus). Work got in the way of catching up in time for DT. GO GET 'EM!
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This on repeat:
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**Directed at Tractor Supply Co.**: "Well, fuck you too. Bye."
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I didn't hear great things about the debate but the idea of even watching a debate between our only real option and a felonious racist, con artist, sexual predator seemed like a total waste of my time anyway. Why put myself through unnecessary stress? I'm not voting Republican... Like EVER.
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My mind sat on these Bluesky posts overnight, and I realize just how much suppressed rage and heartbreak I've been living with all of these years. It was a bit overwhelming. It was a raw reminder of why we need more representation in our government.
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I look back and try to imagine the wonderful things all my friends could have contributed to the world had they not been taken from us thanks to the deliberate cruelty and inaction of so-called "Christian" conservative Republicans.
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As one that lived through those years as a gay teen, it's amazing to see how much easier it is to live "out" and openly without the fear of being labeled as a "disease spreader" due to prejudices caused by that epidemic, which at the time was a guaranteed death sentence for those that contracted it.
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LOL! This one does the same thing to me, only he crawls under the blankets to do it.
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Until you mentioned the name, I wasn't aware of who you were talking about, but this is the second time I've seen his name associated with age-of-consent laws and I've never seen any of this person's content. So, on a good note, the "infamy" hasn't been all positive.
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*sigh* I love pictures of joysticks.
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