HALDEMAN: “have you reviewed the excerpts my office sent over?”
NIXON: “you know someone suggested I’d do that with Checkers”
HALDEMAN: “out of order, sir”
NIXON: “who the Christ shoots a puppy, even the Irish on their whisky” [unintelligible]
HALDEMAN: “I’ll take her off the VP list”
This is very funny but also my primary association with the name "Haldeman" is still "Haldeman, Joseph" author of The Forever War, so it threw me for a second ngl