Raven Stromdans's avatar

Raven Stromdans

@ravenstromdans.bsky.social

I mean, to be fair we can't know for *certain* the diplodocus didn't cause gonorrhea...although we can say pretty authoritatively that it can't *now*, given that's been extinct for millions of years.

1 replies 1 reposts 3 likes


D. Paul Angel 's avatar D. Paul Angel @dpaulangel.com
[ View ]

Although if you did see one now, especially if it was wholly unexpected and you already had a full bladder, I'd think it could make your urea goneā€¦

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes