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Richard Blandford
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I met all the muppets, but I had my eyes closed so I don't know if he was there or not.
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Richard Blandford
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I met all the muppets, but I had my eyes closed so I don't know if he was there or not.
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Richard Blandford
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To me, this is an argument for meeting all the people and all the Muppets.
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Richard Blandford
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And yet, when it is time to 'meet the Muppets', he is absent.
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Richard Blandford
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Does Big Bird count as a Muppet, yes or no? Show your working out.
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Richard Blandford
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At some point in the seventies, Andrew Lloyd-Webber lost the funk.
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Richard Blandford
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It's the first few issues of the 1989 solo series.
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Richard Blandford
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Reading a Wolverine story where he disguises himself by wearing an eyepatch and calling himself 'Patch'.
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Richard Blandford
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The problem for an old-school boring politician like Starmer is communicating when people's lives have gotten better because of something you did. How many who chose not to vote for Gordon Brown in 2010 grasped that he was the man who made their tax credits happen?
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Richard Blandford
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Two to declare. Still everything to play for.
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Richard Blandford
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Sith Lord of the Dance
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First thing Starmer needs to do is bring back roof racks. Haven't seen a decent roof rack in years. #bringbackroofracks
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Richard Blandford
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POLLING STATION I AM IN YOU
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Richard Blandford
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Jeremy Vine doing his usual contemporary dance piece.
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Richard Blandford
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The girl from the Fist of Fun title sequence would now be 37. #deathiscoming
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Richard Blandford
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What's the election coverage interval act?
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Richard Blandford
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Momentarily thought Miranda and Fleabag were the same programme.
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If they still made Barry Norman pickled onions, I would eat one every time a Tory lost their seat, setting a world record for pickled onion-eating, followed by my death.
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Richard Blandford
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Remember to take your Monster from the Id with you when you vote.
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Richard Blandford
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Dirty protests still count if you can fit it in just the one box on the sheet.
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Richard Blandford
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Hi Sophie, please send your address to the email in the original tweet.
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Thanks Inigo! Hope you like it when you get it!
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*Ed Davey tries to get onstage with the Chippendales* 'It's over, Ed. There's nothing more you can do.'
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Richard Blandford
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Doing better than the polling station.
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Richard Blandford
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I used a pile driver instead of a pencil.
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Downwards. I went through the floor.
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Richard Blandford
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Voted too hard.
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Richard Blandford
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Mogg will not be a Portillo moment because he's known he's going for ages. This is just a formality for him before he sets off on a new venture that rakes in millions. The real joy will be in those who think they have a chance.
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Can't reach. They're too far down.
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There are two dead wolves inside of me.
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Richard Blandford
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Please don't vote ironically.
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Richard Blandford
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Tories are Over (If You Want It)
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Richard Blandford
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Tireder than Joe Biden at a debate.
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When you get to The Rise and Fall, they sound clinically depressed after using up all their serotonin on the relentless nuttiness.
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Biden should take this as an opportunity to do some really mad shit.
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Chris Martin speaks like Brian Pern.
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Doing a Kinks deep-dive. Arthur is an extraordinary social history of the UK in song form. Lola vs. Powerman... has some brilliantly weary tracks but also where the rot sets in, with Davies becoming unfunny and bitter.
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I neither intensely like nor dislike Coldplay, which seems to me the most natural reaction to their music.
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If you think of 'Fix You' in the 'taking the dog to the vets' sense, it changes the tone somewhat.
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Richard Blandford
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Off to a music festival. Might cart a massive flag around with me for no conceivable reason.
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Richard Blandford
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Kevin Rowland's hypeman will come for you in your dreams.
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Richard Blandford
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The reason the tickets are impossible to get these days is because there are no tickets.
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I don't reckon anyone's actually at Glastonbury. Everyone in the crowd are just members of other bands.
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Sometimes I think everything you need to understand the UK is in this song. youtu.be/6ZSVsRTMp1I?...
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Labour need to keep Reform out of Clacton for the simple reason that once he's in the HoC, he'll make it The Nigel Farage Show, constantly popping up like a diseased muppet.
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Richard Blandford
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Got the moves like Wyman.
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Richard Blandford
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Couldn't Obama come back, like Mark Curry did on Blue Peter when Richard Bacon did coke?
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If Schwarzenegger had been eligible to stand for president, Trump would never have happened.
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Richard Blandford
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Biden needs to grow his ponytail back and fast.
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Jovan Owusu-Nepaul should go rogue and campaign in Clacton anyway like the Time Lord he is.
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What if Douglas is Cancelled convinces the entire nation that everything is woke now and the Tories win?
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