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I made a mistake when I looked over my shoulder

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Biden doesn’t actually stutter, he’s just paying tribute

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Jfc yeah heard this from a friend right after this came out.

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For me, the 4th of July is really the highlight of Shame Month, kind of a bummer it’s so early

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Yeah I was about to recommend him, I saw him live a couple months ago and that was def not ambient but his band rips.

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We’ve been hanging from the coconut tree the whole time

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hey i read that article, i thought you made a lot of good points but i noticed that one of your colleagues is an ultra-pompous dumb guy who doesn't know anything! Someone should do something about that!

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for real it still makes me mad that they just gave him his job back after he totally fucked up his attempt at running for governor!

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I wouldn’t be opposed to that

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Idk, this is getting pretty close to “who are you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?” Maybe Biden’s team should have worked on a better presentation to millions of people rather than making sure the corrupt Trump-supporting war criminal gets everything he wants.

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Just for the record I do think it’s ridiculous that the NYT is doing this, now.

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I watched him debate Paul Ryan in 2012, he was prepared and quick on his feet and totally effective. And fwiw, most voters aren’t likely to make substantive analysis the basis of their decision, his general vibe of being old and feeble and unprepared matters, even if it’s unfair!

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Idk, Whitmer and Beshear seem competent and not decrepit, but I have no idea if this is actually a good idea! Would have been a much better idea in 2023 but here we are.

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He sounded fine today but millions of people watched him last night, and it’s not like that was exactly an outlier. The NYT sucks, I agree, but this was an extremely predictable thing to happen and it’s not just them who think Biden doesn’t have it in him to win.

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I have no great love for the NYT editorial board I just find the “now do Trump” responses silly, he doesn’t read!

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Idk honestly, Biden looks pretty bad though, they probably should have thought about this in 2023 but I guess no one could have seen this scenario coming

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well the idea is that he’s not in shape to beat the felon, rapist, liar etc and should let someone who is run

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it’s about the audience, Biden’s people care about the NYT editorial board, Trump’s do not

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The right wing majority on scotus legalizes bribery and criminalizes homelessness because to them, rich people deserve rights and poor people deserve nothing. If they were deserving they’d be rich.

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For the next debate I recommend consuming datura before watching

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It’s such a weirdly structured episode too - it sort of follows a pattern of investigation and confrontation that other episodes have, except nothing works and they barely learn anything other than to be more afraid

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Extremely low-level issue that I’m definitely not overly mad about - what the fuck is with the ice cream truck in my neighborhood? Why are you playing “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” in June? Fuck you!

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Someone tell me please, why do I have to pay attorney fees?

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i got covid on tuesday and did go for a bike ride a couple days ago because it was so nice and it was such a relief to no longer have a massive headache. still feel ok but i also avoided anything too strenuous, kept to a pretty flat route and chilled in a park for a while.

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This book rules, most radical thing I read in grade school I’m pretty sure

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If I was going to hang out with Dracula in the year 1972, I would make absolutely certain it was A.D. 1972

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Ok but like, I’m a social worker, and Garland is an attorney general. I have higher expectations for him regarding prosecution of the guy who does lots of crimes in broad daylight than I do for myself. Sorry to be so naive!

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I, too, blame the lack of legal consequences for Trump on the unforgivable laziness of The Chillennial, rather than the attorney general of the United States.

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Ok but what about the documented evidence of Garland having a rib removed?

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This must be even better when you pull off a really hot solo on “Crossroads”

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this is ridiculous but I still treasure the Fugazi “ice cream-eating motherfucker” bit

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i think of it like the Total Perspective Vortex in the Douglas Adams books that drives people insane with the understanding of their insignificance in the universe, but the one character who goes through it is in a fake universe where he's the central figure, so it just tells him he's a cool guy.

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Quite the five-justice (of seven) concurrence in today's California Supreme Court opinion about whether police had reasonable suspicion to detain an individual who refused to interact with police (as was his constitutional right).

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I used to live on the block of Nibs the Cat, who would wander around sneaking into Fremont cafes and biting people who petted him for too long. He got a local news segment and a festival at Fremont Abbey

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not a political explanation but Dolly Parton might deserve some credit - evolving into this nationally beloved figure who, if people actually go back and listen to the music, is a great songwriter and a gateway for people who don't think they like country

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I hope her book at least has a normal VP memoir title, like The Dogs We Kill

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i picked up a glass out of the dishwasher to put it back on the shelf and it immediately shattered into 100 pieces, getting concerned I'm developing super-Nadine powers

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One of the most chaotic restaurant descriptions I’ve ever encountered

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Sorry for the tangent but does topamax work for you? My sister gets awful migraines and I think topamax is one of the ones she would have to try in order to get approved for more expensive/specialized treatment. But she expects it to fail and is reluctant to go through with trying it.

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Getting some good WhatsApp crypto investment opportunities, somehow I’m still in this group chat

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I briefly met a PCT guy who introduced himself as Peakfreak

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Weightless Again - The Handsome Family Marie - Randy Newman

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I feel like I see them at the farmers market sometimes, one of the stands at the u district market often has a huge variety of peppers but idk what’s available at the moment

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