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That one lady? I glanced at her pfp and thought she was a willowy dude. Brought up sex so I'm like hey my dick is literally bigger than yours here's a story because I didn't broach the topic, and I suppose I was right but for the wrong reasons. She got me good with that one stinger oooh

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David Avallone's avatar David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social
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Who do you imagine you’re talking to here? I’m always fascinated by this. The account talking to itself in a mirror, for reassurance, with only those who’re laughing at it seeing it happen. No reassurance. Mockery and tumbleweeds.

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