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Ricardo B@richardcblair.bsky.social |
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Nothing but Blue Skies do I see Iowan, Bears fan, cat lover. Political sometimes, but trying to be good to people.
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But why is the tap water so much better in Peoria than in Moline? We need to know this. (I don’t actually know the relative quality of medium-size Illinois city water systems, but it sounded good.)
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Truly prodigious paws
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I didn’t think cats were allowed to have LinkedIn accounts
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Ricardo B
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Ah, I was wondering why I got so many notifications on that. Great minds, you know.
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I would simply use my Steven Seagal aikido moves to disarm the precocious skydiving gun baby.
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The mayo dispenser that moans produced more than a few complaints to the corporate office, so we canceled the rest of the pilot program, I’m sorry to say.
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I have a connection who has complete bluejay and owl costumes. If it would be helpful.
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You gotta cut them some slack, it’s the summer solstice
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That’s our Kim! What a peach. Of course, our wonderful, upstanding small business owners (ha) could just…not violate federal labor law.
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These contortions are a sign of impressive flexibility from Chief Justice Roberts. I didn’t know he practiced yoga, but it’s great for your physical well-being, so good for him.
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This is extremely cute. I needed this
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Jerk Off the Grill? I don’t even know the grill! *ba-dum-chchch* I’ll be here all week, folks, 8pm in the Captain’s Lounge. Enjoy the cruise. You’ve all been great.
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Hmm. I’m just a guy, not an attorney. But…there’s no consideration?
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And she was blinded by the light Oh, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light She got down but she never got tight She’s gonna make it All right
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I’m currently clipping through the walls of the simulation. This is a five-second time save, but 20% of the time, it crashes the game.
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It’s the disassociation of the human from the synthetic and the real from the unreal. I think it results in something that destroys humanity. If we disregard climate change and the escalation of war into a nuclear conflict, then there’s a third thing to destroy us.
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Idea: production of Jesus Christ Superstar where the guy playing Judas picks up an electric guitar and plays a sick solo after all the huge numbers
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Well, I’m mostly English and Scottish. So I’m going to do either the “Henry V” Saint Crispin’s Day speech (“We few, we happy few, we band of brothers”), or the Braveheart speech. Apologies to all Scots.
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This is deeply embarrassing stuff, but about what I expect at this point. In upside-down NYT Editorial Board world, everybody simply has to be nice to people with the most repellent positions conceivable. There should be no social consequences for bigotry.
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A Sunday Afternoon Enjoying Charcuterie on the Island of La Grande Jatte? Yes.
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Ahhh this is so true, it’s so unbelievably useless. All six teams we would conceivably watch are blacked out 😡 and Marquee Network is $20 a month just for the Cubs. I refuse on principle! I shall not pay. I shan’t!
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You can really only embroider a short episode from the Norman conquest on a throw pillow. A vignette, if you will.
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I’m not ready for legs yet. I’m taking it slow, let me master the floating torso first
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That’s suspicious feline activity. Suspiciously cute, that is
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See, now that’s clean. My bedroom pedalboard, amp and audio interface situation is a terrifying mess right now. I can’t even post a picture, it would haunt people’s dreams.
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It’s important to know your D&B logistics. I learned this when I accidentally got them stuck in the Suez and disrupted world marine shipping for months.
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Pretty sure Dick and Balls Logistics is an elective in various supply chain management certificate programs.
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Some say that, but modern scholars have concluded he was actually a pretty competent jazz guitarist and did a ton of studio work, so I’m pretty sure he could play it anywhere on the neck.
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We all know it was just F flat 9 flat 13, David. Come on.
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Ricardo B
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So it seems! The true origin may be lost to time. The cardinal theory certainly sounds plausible, though
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oops srory. trying to fix. prinicpal snickers. got it
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I like pincipal Sinnker
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One party size bag of Cthulhu Bites, please
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I had no idea. I’ve been mystified by that name my entire adult life.
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“Can I eat them?” “No.”
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Well earned. Gamecocks are officially a new women’s basketball dynasty.
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Sing, muse, the wrath of the brothers Mario and Luigi That destructive wrath that gave Bowser such grief, And hurled down to Hades many strong souls Of Koopa Troopas, and made them spoils for dogs And every bird; and the plot of Princess Peach was being fulfilled
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Ok. Please listen to the Dolby Atmos mix of “No Woman, No Cry” by Bob Marley and the Wailers. Please report back with your experience.
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Ricardo B
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Nice. I want a Zojirushi rice maker so badly! The bread maker is excellent.
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The cat hands are too large, and they are growing in power by the hour
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Twins!
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Face reveal
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I often call Minerva “cinnamon bun” when she goes into croissant mode
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Ricardo B
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It’s a Meat Cute (it’s definitely not)
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Ricardo B
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I like the smoked meat, but he needs to call the problem gambling help line. (That’s 1-800-BETS-OFF in Iowa, as every sports betting ad will remind you)
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Tort of intentional infliction of cuteness:
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The 6 seed curse is in effect
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I think in fact the people making the decisions have actual contempt for those who ride public transit.
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intolerable. preposterous. this cannot stand
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UConn will get dismantled like Houston…book it 😄
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